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just do what america does, bomb it already come on this isn't hard. bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb ship
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Mar 26, 2021 06:42
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at what point does Egypt throw its hands up and say “this is too expensive to fix” and threaten to abandon the canal unless the UN pay to get it unstuck
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Mar 26, 2021 06:44
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Judakel posted:They're reading this board for tips please be serious oh, just like al qaeda after 9/11 some of you are all right; don't ship anything through the panama canal on halloween
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Mar 26, 2021 06:46
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What if they run electricity to a bunch of wind turbines, and create a gust of wind to blow it back into the canal?
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Mar 26, 2021 06:48
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I hope this was caused by the Children of Kali
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Mar 26, 2021 06:48
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replace the water in the canal with sex lube
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Mar 26, 2021 06:53
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https://istheshipstillstuck.com/
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Mar 26, 2021 07:19
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is the Suez Canal one of those places where they have dedicated captains that take over from the usual guy to navigate it or is it pretty much a free for all
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Mar 26, 2021 07:29
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Mr. Sharps posted:is the Suez Canal one of those places where they have dedicated captains that take over from the usual guy to navigate it or is it pretty much a free for all They have those guys, but they're all incompetent sons of Egyptian politicians. It sounds like they basically board the ship, steal all the cigarettes from the bridge, and let the captain steer it.
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Mar 26, 2021 07:48
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indigi posted:they should get two hundred helicopters together to lift it up like one inch and that’ll probably be enough to free it Oh my god so many people would die if you tried to get 200 helicopters to do anything lol
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Mar 26, 2021 07:53
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indigi posted:they should get two hundred helicopters together to lift it up like one inch and that’ll probably be enough to free it you know what, contract that poo poo out to Dahir Insaat, this is like the project of their dreams for their goofy quadcopters it has the immensity and scale to really sell how cool a quadcopter is
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Mar 26, 2021 08:04
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I've done zero math on this but I feel like there's no way 200 helicopters could lift that thing a millimeter
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Mar 26, 2021 08:10
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Flavius Aetass posted:I've done zero math on this but I feel like there's no way 200 helicopters could lift that thing a millimeter oh yeah, let's lift the Empire State Building that's entirely steel with 200 helicopters I see 200 crashed helicopters and a shitload of dead
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Mar 26, 2021 08:14
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indigi posted:they should get two hundred helicopters together to lift it up like one inch and that’ll probably be enough to free it Build a helicopter as big as 200 helicopters. The US doesn't do anything useful with their military budget anyway.
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Mar 26, 2021 08:25
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A 200,000 tonne problem is so mind-blowingly huge. If every person in my city could somehow maneuver into place, there's no may they could move this thing.
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Mar 26, 2021 08:40
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Ooh the boats so big, the boats so big and it's so stuck. Get real. It drove its way in there and it will drive its way out, as soon as the crew gets their heads on straight.
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Mar 26, 2021 08:55
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smarxist posted:Oh my god so many people would die if you tried to get 200 helicopters to do anything lol its worth a shot
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Mar 26, 2021 08:55
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someone fly the printer goon out there ASAP he'll take care of this and we'll all bow down and drink port
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Mar 26, 2021 08:56
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if this was a thing that could have happened, and apparently it was, how hasn’t it happened before now?
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Mar 26, 2021 09:21
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DarkEuphoria posted:if this was a thing that could have happened, and apparently it was, how hasn’t it happened before now? newer, bigger ships and dumber captains who can't calculate the force of a crosswind
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Mar 26, 2021 10:09
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Filthy Hans posted:newer, bigger ships and dumber captains who can't calculate the force of a crosswind hey, think about the current now and how the ship is holding up despite all that water flowing past it
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Mar 26, 2021 10:16
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we better get a chernobyl style show after this
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Mar 26, 2021 10:28
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PantsandCola posted:we better get a chernobyl style show after this two years from now, content no longer exists
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Mar 26, 2021 10:31
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Happy 3 day anniversary https://istheshipstillstuck.com/
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Mar 26, 2021 10:56
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im going to gently caress the boat
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Mar 26, 2021 11:09
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Which goon is captain of the Ever Given https://mobile.twitter.com/VesselFinder/status/1374716424522977286
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Mar 26, 2021 11:14
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How to unblock huge ships
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Mar 26, 2021 11:36
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Chamale posted:A 200,000 tonne problem is so mind-blowingly huge. If every person in my city could somehow maneuver into place, there's no may they could move this thing. project orion wanted to put more than 200,000 tonnes into orbit. we just need to build a steel pusher plate under the ship, install a nuke launcher inside the ship, and we can launch the whole ship free of the canal. then splash it down in its destination port in like 20 minutes, tops.
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Mar 26, 2021 12:14
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turn the ship into a city; container homes and pop-up restaurants/bars. Economy is based on selling the poo poo in the containers.
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Mar 26, 2021 12:20
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Mola Yam posted:turn the ship into a city; container homes and pop-up restaurants/bars. Economy is based on selling the poo poo in the containers. we can call it sand world
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Mar 26, 2021 12:22
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rabble rabble posted:i got high and recorede a theme song for the thread how do i post it Vocaroo
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Mar 26, 2021 12:27
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q-U2THOF00
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Mar 26, 2021 12:55
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still waiting for the tug
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Mar 26, 2021 13:07
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have they tried lube?
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Mar 26, 2021 13:19
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dick-bottle situation
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Mar 26, 2021 13:20
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too big, won't fit
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Mar 26, 2021 13:30
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lol what a dumbass boat
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Mar 26, 2021 13:43
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drat and now a traincrash in egypt not a good week for their transportation infrastructure
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do you think this ever happened back in ancient egypt imagine being so lovely steering your boat through there that you embarrass yourself across literal ages
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