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Google, how many pints can your bladder hold? quote:A normal bladder empties 4 – 7 times each day depending on how much you drink and holds up to three-quarters of a pint. It usually starts to tell you that you will need to go to the toilet when half this amount is in your bladder.
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Tesseraction posted:pretty misogynist but okay I literally do all the washing at gin towers  (she folds and puts it away)
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Mar 26, 2021 01:03
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thirty pints, god drat. look at that old guy, he's the picture of health
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Mar 26, 2021 01:08
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feedmegin posted:I literally do all the washing at gin towers *changing talking points on a dime* typical chauvenist, doing the perceived 'hard' part to seem self-sacrificial. IllusionistTrixie posted:Google, how many pints can your bladder hold? okay I'm calling bullshit here I've been able to piss way more than that and I'm by no means unique
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Mar 26, 2021 01:22
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i miss when every pub had a man like that who would make mostly incomprehensible chit-chat to anyone at the bar, something about dee harses, usually
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Mar 26, 2021 01:26
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I mean ngl that's near identical to how my Welsh grandpa looked
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Mar 26, 2021 01:36
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I feel like everyone who's ever had a local recognises that man
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Mar 26, 2021 01:41
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hes one of the fitter looking lads in my pub footie team about 35 probably
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Mar 26, 2021 01:45
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He goes right alongside the other old one at the bar who, if even half the stories about him are true, he's the hardest man you know. The sort of guy who's only getting off that barstool if he's about to do something that'll going back to the jail the next day.
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Mar 26, 2021 02:00
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IllusionistTrixie posted:Google, how many pints can your bladder hold? Chuffin' heck, I'd burst! I go about 19 times a day (my grandma counted me when I was staying with her once when I was about 15). I don't even drink a huge amount, maybe 1.5 litres a day including 3-4 coffees and a few glasses of water. (Another reason why if bog roll gets rationed to 2 a week as per previous discussion in earlier iteration of this thread would be a disaster in my life!) That guy in those photos higher up who drinks 30 pints a day looks like Churchill.
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Mar 26, 2021 02:10
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Jakabite posted:I feel like everyone who's ever had a local recognises that man And I bet you he wouldn't even pay for a quarter of them. They have the tactics down too. Sit beside someone whose supping, talk to them as if they are best friends, and when they order the next pint for themselves go 'and the usual' to the barman.
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Mar 26, 2021 02:19
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Wow what a fu cking chad
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Mar 26, 2021 02:48
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IllusionistTrixie posted:Google, how many pints can your bladder hold? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speibecken problem. solved. Edit: Guys, check out my Kotzbecken  
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Mar 26, 2021 03:25
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They were waiting for him under the dirt anyway.
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Mar 26, 2021 04:16
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Mar 26, 2021 04:44
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IllusionistTrixie posted:Google, how many pints can your bladder hold? I don't think this takes into account the effect known as breaking the seal, after which pints go directly from mouth to bladder whilst in a pub
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Mar 26, 2021 08:01
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Tesseraction posted:*changing talking points on a dime* typical chauvenist, doing the perceived 'hard' part to seem self-sacrificial.  Skarsnik posted:I don't think this takes into account the effect known as breaking the seal, after which pints go directly from mouth to bladder whilst in a pub
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Mar 26, 2021 09:31
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Rowan Atkinson?! Relevant: 
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Mar 26, 2021 09:33
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Not relevant: I know we've got a couple of posters ITT who live near the England/Wales border, I've got a question about lockdown rules that I can't find the answer to: I know that we don't have to stay local in Wales anymore from this weekend, and that the same applies to England from next week, but that we're not letting the English in for another fortnight; I can't find any info about whether Wales residents are allowed to cross over into England though (tonnes of info online about the converse, but nobody wants to go to England lol). Anyone got any idea? e: vvvv ty Borrovan fucked around with this message at 09:56 on Mar 26, 2021 |
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Mar 26, 2021 09:48
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Can't leave wales without a reasonable excuse
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Mar 26, 2021 09:53
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Skarsnik posted:I don't think this takes into account the effect known as breaking the seal, after which pints go directly from mouth to bladder whilst in a pub You can use a catheter and leg bag which will provide an additional pint and a half of capacity. Or a bucket on the floor if you're really hard core.
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Mar 26, 2021 09:55
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Skarsnik posted:Can't leave wales without a reasonable excuse It's Wales?
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Mar 26, 2021 10:07
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Woke up to see "The Brits" trending on twitter , and apparently "Irish Joe" Biden gave his first presser and slagged off Britane for causing the Famine and making his family emigrate to America. Lmao
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Skarsnik posted:Can't leave wales without a reasonable excuse take a pint of milk with you
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Mar 26, 2021 10:16
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wb posted:anyone know if seaside loafer is alright? I haven't heard from him in a while, last I was aware he was finding it quite hard to type.
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Failed Imagineer posted:Woke up to see "The Brits" trending on twitter , and apparently "Irish Joe" Biden gave his first presser and slagged off Britane for causing the Famine and making his family emigrate to America. Lmao Pfft, he should be thankful. Now he's the leader of the free world, if his family had stayed in Ireland well then: 
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Mar 26, 2021 10:52
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Tesseraction posted:okay I'm calling bullshit here I've been able to piss way more than that and I'm by no means unique during the apollo program, scientists analysed how much piss you could fit in an astronaut by getting a bunch of astronaut candidates to hold their piss as long as they could, for america the former naval pilots scored the best, up over a litre as memory serves I mean personally I'm no astronaut but I have filled a pint glass before apologies to the bar staff
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Mar 26, 2021 10:52
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I was catheterised for Some Considerable Time after surgery, and when they took it out and I had my first genuine piss in weeks they kept a second pisspot on hand as I seemed likely to fill the first. Those had a 1 litre capacity, as I recall.
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Mar 26, 2021 10:56
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Jedit posted:I was catheterised for Some Considerable Time after surgery, and when they took it out and I had my first genuine piss in weeks they kept a second pisspot on hand as I seemed likely to fill the first. Those had a 1 litre capacity, as I recall. Same here. The nurse was eyeing up the handwashing sink.
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Mar 26, 2021 10:58
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An anaesthetist friend of mine told me that when you're absolutely bursting at the seams desperate for a wee your bladder is actually about a third full. That was probably bollocks though. Also that by far the most pathetically, sobbingly grateful patients he ever encounters are when he helps people who haven't been able to pee.
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Failed Imagineer posted:Woke up to see "The Brits" trending on twitter , and apparently "Irish Joe" Biden gave his first presser and slagged off Britane for causing the Famine and making his family emigrate to America. Lmao Quoting myself from the Idiots on Social Media thread: 
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peanut- posted:Also that by far the most pathetically, sobbingly grateful patients he ever encounters are when he helps people who haven't been able to pee. Rossini stopped composing major works when he was 32, and beset by urethral strictures as a result of the clap. He grew to love his catheter.
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Mar 26, 2021 11:25
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https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1375344856831254531 All your workers are just out of frame, begging you to prop up the commercial letting market, too.
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Mar 26, 2021 11:40
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lol isn’t it likely to be the exact opposite? Any company not allowing flexible working from now on is likely to struggle to compete for staff with those that do. I know that’s one reason my company are sticking with it.
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Mar 26, 2021 11:45
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I can't imagine that having set up the WFH infrastructure and method of working, that there are going to be a lot of companies desperate to rip it all out again.
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OwlFancier posted:https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1375344856831254531 I know a few of my co-workers want to go back to the office because they miss the... I guess social aspect of it? I don't mean hanging out with friends but literally being in the same room as people you're working with. Which, you know, sounds great, until you think 75% of my team works in India. I'm planning on never going back into the office personally.
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Mar 26, 2021 11:47
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Of the seven people made redundant as part of the same group as me last year, five of us have found jobs over 150 miles from where we live. Going "back to the office" isn't on the cards for a lot of people.
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Mar 26, 2021 11:47
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Pantsmaster Bill posted:lol isn’t it likely to be the exact opposite? Any company not allowing flexible working from now on is likely to struggle to compete for staff with those that do. That and the fact that companies now know that they can significantly reduce their rented office footprint without damaging productivity. Rishi's battling the tide here tbh.
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Mar 26, 2021 11:50
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I want to go back to the office, I'm going stir crazy at home. Never five days a week if I can avoid though. I think that's in line with most people. The CEO of the company my brother-in-law works for is strongly against working from home and wants everyone back in as soon as it's viable. He says they're already losing out on probably 50% of the candidates they want to recruit purely because of that attitude.
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I’m probably going to end up going into the office at most one or two days a week when it’s safe to, it’s so much nicer not having to spend two hours commuting each day. Oddly for a software company they’ve generally been against much working from home because the boss thinks people will use it as an excuse to doss off, but the last year has changed that and the fact that the company can expand without having to constantly find new offices is a huge plus.
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