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An Australian rear end washing company called bidet mate
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Mar 26, 2021 08:12
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I’ve been using a bidet for years, even before the pandemic happened I got one because Japanese newlyweds were coming to my home because they wanted to know what an Oscars party in the US was like and I didn’t want to force them to use a primitive caveman toilet My rear end fell in love, whenever I use the toilet it feels like I just went to a spa. I have two toilets, and only one of them has a bidet and I never used the other toilet for an entire year until one day my roommate was in the bidet-equipped bathroom and I had to use the toilet without a bidet. I’ve never felt more betrayed by my own rear end What I’m saying is get a bidet it’s great
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Mar 26, 2021 08:18
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Bidets rule but if your intestines are Jackson Pollock incarnate make sure you're really getting in there when you clean the toilet.
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Mar 26, 2021 08:25
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Steve Yun posted:I’ve been using a bidet for years, even before the pandemic happened I got one because Japanese newlyweds were coming to my home because they wanted to know what an Oscars party in the US was like and I didn’t want to force them to use a primitive caveman toilet Was that Oscars party "Hot"
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Mar 26, 2021 08:28
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Happy Thread posted:Another apartment we had came with bidet spray nozzles that rested on the toilet tank and could be detached. I tried that thing once and it only had one setting, "destroy the nearest wall and flood the entire room". I think I shot it into the bowl once and observed the magnitude of overspray before I realized I am definitely not trying to clean anything with that. You know you can just get a splitter for the toilet connection and connect a regular shower hose to it, right?
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Mar 26, 2021 08:39
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Shipon posted:Was that Oscars party "Hot" Enjoying your butt blasted by liquid is not some dirty sex thing, garsh
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Mar 26, 2021 08:58
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https://twitter.com/rapplerdotcom/status/1375357452611420163 things are... bad
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Mar 26, 2021 09:03
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maybe they should lockdown and close er up? just a thought. im sure these leaders are democratically elected for their intellectual and scientific prowess to best serve and protect the people so thats why im not in charge afterall.
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Mar 26, 2021 09:07
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Golden Bee posted:An Australian rear end washing company called bidet mate Aussies are terrible at pronouncing French so they would pronounce it like bidette. There's a suburb near here called Reservoir and they say it like reserv-or.
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Mar 26, 2021 09:22
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VideoTapir posted:You know you can just get a splitter for the toilet connection and connect a regular shower hose to it, right? Yeah this was basically like that. Picture a handheld kitchen sink sprayer, where you press the lever. But mounted on the toilet tank, on a hanger, instead. https://bidetking.com/collections/hand-held-bidets A splitter was getting the water from the pipe. The main difference was total lack of pressure limit. Scary. I picked it up and aimed it at the bowl and not a drop of water stayed in. Just one quick press and you're open Biden
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Mar 26, 2021 09:43
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Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa AstraZeneca lied and immeasurably damaged their reputation... to claim a tiny 3% higher efficacy rating? https://www.sciencemag.org/news/202...ciXRRZV1LYpNVjw
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Mar 26, 2021 11:48
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Yes.
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Mar 26, 2021 11:51
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Aussies are terrible at pronouncing French so they would pronounce it like bidette. lol
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Mar 26, 2021 12:04
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Gio posted:https://twitter.com/aslavitt/status/1374823345783463942?s=21 White house senior advisor for COVID response. (Safely)
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Mar 26, 2021 12:28
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no fur tax yet? disgusting. 
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Mar 26, 2021 12:48
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Golden Bee posted:An Australian rear end washing company called bidet mate
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Mar 26, 2021 12:58
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Counting down the days until my next dose. Just over two weeks from now. Really need this lol
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Mar 26, 2021 13:03
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Home Depot has cheap legit N95s again, even cheaper than getting KF94s at this point At least in Los Angeles
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Mar 26, 2021 13:18
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reminds me of this gem: 
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Mar 26, 2021 13:26
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poo poo POST MALONE posted:I like the space we are in now where people make you feel like a dummy for waiting for your turn to get juiced up and then other people chastise you for doing the same thing because nobody knows anyone else's true circumstances so it's just a field day of wild judgments. since last march i avoid people to prevent getting coivd. but now i especially avoid people to prevent getting any of their stupid ideas i will stop being a hermit once case numbers are zero, or everyone is dead
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Mar 26, 2021 13:29
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Steve Yun posted:Home Depot has cheap legit N95s again, even cheaper than getting KF94s at this point why do they say “not for medical use?”
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Mar 26, 2021 13:31
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Gio posted:why do they say “not for medical use?” It was explained to me that "medical grade" mostly has to do with how splash proof they are. If those get something splattered on them they won't protect you very well.
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Mar 26, 2021 13:35
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Gio posted:https://twitter.com/aslavitt/status/1374823345783463942?s=21 lmao billions "committed" not even spent but schools are open now. earmarks = antivirals, obviously
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Mar 26, 2021 13:40
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I do like how Trump normalized politicians openly cursing in public
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Mar 26, 2021 13:45
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there are 3.5 million elementary and secondary school teachers in the US, not even including all staff 1.3 million teachers and staff after 3 months of top priority is an appalling failure
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Mar 26, 2021 13:46
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like, I legit thought we were doing much better with teachers and this fuckin guy is bragging about it lmao that's an early morning crack ping
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Mar 26, 2021 13:47
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Happy Thread posted:I was in China with severe diarrhea from the local food and my friend's house only had a bidet. I had never used one but it seemed easy enough. But it was evidently not designed for the extremely common edge case of liquid poo poo. I looked down at it after using, and the whole thing had coated itself in poo poo colored water. A dark layer all over every curve besides the very top surface. Had to clean the gently caress out of the whole machine to make it not obvious to the next bathroom user. I think this would happen to me far too often. This is what I currently use: Pristine Sprays. I find their unscented version does still have a smell to it that I don't like, but I'm still working my way through my initial purchase so I haven't tried any of their other stuff. 1-2 sprays dampens the tp enough without making it fragile enough to rip.
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Mar 26, 2021 13:49
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fosborb posted:like, I legit thought we were doing much better with teachers ...Why would you think that? 
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Mar 26, 2021 13:50
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jabbin'
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Mar 26, 2021 13:52
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Horseshoe theory posted:...Why would you think that? willful ignorance! 
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Mar 26, 2021 13:53
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fosborb posted:willful ignorance! not every state had teachers at top priority, which is even more bonkers
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Mar 26, 2021 13:55
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truthfully, I thought we would be at ~50% teachers and staff, as that's what general polling is telling us who actually wants a jab, and they've been prioritized* since January there are over 9 million people employed by schools in the US they are endzone dancing at their own 13
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Mar 26, 2021 13:57
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Shout-out to our resident Black Betty Bamlanivimab developer:https://edition.cnn.com/2021/03/25/health/variants-eli-lilly-antibody-therapy-distribution-stops/index.html posted:US government stops distribution of Eli Lilly Covid-19 antibody treatment due to spread of coronavirus variants
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Mar 26, 2021 13:59
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fosborb posted:there are 3.5 million elementary and secondary school teachers in the US, not even including all staff lol they haven't been too priority for three months. most states weren't allowing them to get it because making GBS threads on public school teachers and trying to break the union is a national pass time for state and local officials. It took the current admin coming in and bypassing states by saying that all teachers would be eligible to get vaccines at federally selected/run sites as part of Plan OpenerUP to change that. that only happened three weeks ago but as soon as that announcement came state officials suddenly changed eligibility to include feathers in 1a or 1b depending on what they were currently on so they could take credit for vaccinating teachers. fun side happening from the federal sites: conservative states have used the federal distribution plans as an excuse to divert vaccines away from urban areas. here in Texas Austin had its vaccine allotment dropped by the amount that the feds were sending in. Shifty Pony has issued a correction as of 14:07 on Mar 26, 2021 |
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Mar 26, 2021 14:04
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truly the mbmbam of monoclonal antibody therapies also guy I'm sorry I said you personally saved trump. that was remdesivir and was deeply wrong of me
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Mar 26, 2021 14:05
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An interesting article here, not so much for the conclusions as such, but their speculation in the article about the (highlighted) implication:https://www.nature.com/articles/s41591-021-01296-8 posted:SARS-CoV-2 infection of the oral cavity and saliva
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Mar 26, 2021 14:09
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Shifty Pony posted:that only happened three weeks ago but as soon as that announcement came state officials suddenly changed eligibility so they could take credit for vaccinating teachers. holy poo poo that's insane. my state prioritized them as part of forcing everyone to have in school classes, also insane! quote:fun side happening from the federal sites: conservative states have used the federal distribution plans as an excuse to divert vaccines away from urban areas. here in Texas Austin had its vaccine allotment dropped by the amount that the feds were sending in. jfc no wonder texas is 44th
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Mar 26, 2021 14:09
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I got my first shot and in between the first and second shots they opened up schools fully. And I'm in a fairly lucky position.
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Mar 26, 2021 14:10
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Steve Yun posted:Home Depot has cheap legit N95s again, even cheaper than getting KF94s at this point I got a box of makrites from somebody who works in medical because it’s now not on the approved list for n95s to be used in medical setting, the government revised a list or something like that. they’re just as good but they can’t use them now. they were bought about a year ago.
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