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Pastry of the Year posted:It's very much of a piece with this, which you've probably already seen, but: Well this is just utter nonsense. Clearly this is the future the right sees if the left takes over so why are there guns?! That's the first thing they're going to come for and take! Idiots.
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Bodnoirbabe posted:Well this is just utter nonsense. Clearly this is the future the right sees if the left takes over so why are there guns?! That's the first thing they're going to come for and take! Idiots. We came and we took them, and then we gave them to schoolkids. That's what they've got grandpa guns.
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The Lone Badger posted:We came and we took them, and then we gave them to schoolkids. That's what they've got grandpa guns. The comic is black and white so it's hard to see, but they all have orange tips and are toys. They go BRRRRR when you pull the trigger.
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Mar 26, 2021 07:57
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MrUnderbridge posted:That candle is for cooking his heroin (also known as horse - coincidence?) on the spoon to dissolve it so he can shoot it into Jesus. That's what I thought it might be for, then I looked for a lighter, which is right next to the spoon.
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Mar 26, 2021 08:12
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Flyball posted:That's what I thought it might be for, then I looked for a lighter, which is right next to the spoon. How do you think he lights the candle to heat up his smack? 
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Mar 26, 2021 08:13
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If Jesus was coming over I would definitely try to class up the place a bit with a nice candle, but sharing needles, even with the son of God, is gross as heck. Get your own, Jesus
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Mar 26, 2021 08:53
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This raises a lot of tough theological questions: Is it possible for the son of God to get high? Can Jesus get AIDS from sharing a needle? Will the needle marks be permanent like the stigmata? I need to call the Pope ASAP
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Mar 26, 2021 08:58
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could jesus roll a marijuana cigarette so dope that even he got addicted ??
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Mar 26, 2021 09:01
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Mauser posted:If Jesus was coming over I would definitely try to class up the place a bit with a nice candle, but sharing needles, even with the son of God, is gross as heck. Get your own, Jesus Wasn't he born in a barn? I think my pigsty would look pretty normal to him.
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Mar 26, 2021 09:01
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mobby_6kl posted:Wasn't he born in a barn? I think my pigsty would look pretty normal to him. Was he not born on a mountain and raised in a cave? This is very concerning.
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Mar 26, 2021 09:04
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mobby_6kl posted:Wasn't he born in a barn? I think my pigsty would look pretty normal to him. No. A guest room.
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Mar 26, 2021 09:06
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FreudianSlippers posted:This raises a lot of tough theological questions: Well he is the son of God, high, so presumably he's always baked and/or tripping.
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Mar 26, 2021 09:21
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Raised By Birds posted:My ancestor is bogarting my skooma, Imperial. Can you say the same?
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Mar 26, 2021 09:41
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Weird hill to die on, but you do you I guess. 
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Mar 26, 2021 10:14
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Ghost Leviathan posted:So is there anyone in FFVII who people aren't inordinately horny for? 
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Mar 26, 2021 11:15
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Splicer posted:"Guns and challenging the gender binary, that's the same demographic right?" They're on their way to the Cops and Billionaires safari.
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Mar 26, 2021 12:08
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Zereth posted:Gonna guess "the kung-fu frog enemies" as I have not yet seen evidence to the contrary. Would.
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Mar 26, 2021 12:21
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That guy looks like he's on heroin RIGHT NOW!
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Mar 26, 2021 12:37
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Memento posted:Was he not born on a mountain and raised in a cave? Well we know Jesus never saw a truck, and did he ever in fact gently caress? I can understand him craving it if the only person who ever nailed him was a centurion.
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Mar 26, 2021 12:39
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OwlFancier posted:You don't need a pak 40, the germans already escalated the field of weaponised buses. Can't post those without the Australian double decker war bus! 
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Mar 26, 2021 12:44
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Thump! posted:Well we know Jesus never saw a truck he saw every sin known to mankind before and since, he definitely saw some poo poo going on with trucks
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Mar 26, 2021 12:50
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Thump! posted:Well we know Jesus never saw a truck, and did he ever in fact gently caress? Yes, with his wife Mary Magdalene.
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Mar 26, 2021 12:58
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Swap the positions of the human and horse and it could be "Enumclaw Cavalry" or "Catherine's Cavalry"
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Mar 26, 2021 13:00
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Thump! posted:Well we know Jesus never saw a truck, and did he ever in fact gently caress? I can understand him craving it if the only person who ever nailed him was a centurion. As God Jesus is omniscient which means he knew literally everything it is possible to know about every truck ever made. He just chose not to mention it.
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Mar 26, 2021 13:06
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Memento posted:he saw every sin known to mankind before and since, he definitely saw some poo poo going on with trucks Trucking is not a sin!  doverhog posted:Yes, with his wife Mary Magdalene. Does the bible specifically mention him plowing her down though? FreudianSlippers posted:As God Jesus is omniscient which means he knew literally everything it is possible to know about every truck ever made. What a dick.
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Mar 26, 2021 13:26
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FreudianSlippers posted:As God Jesus is omniscient which means he knew literally everything it is possible to know about every truck ever made.
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Mar 26, 2021 13:44
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Pastry of the Year posted:It's very much of a piece with this, which you've probably already seen, but: The male jokerfied students in the gang came to school with knives and guns. The girl wrote "sex" with magic marker over her rotator cuff.
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Mar 26, 2021 13:54
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zedprime posted:The Trinity does not work that way. Please read all billion pages of debate on the subject and then get back to us. I read them and they're all wrong.
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Mar 26, 2021 13:59
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Swap the positions of the human and horse and it could be "Enumclaw Cavalry" or "Catherine's Cavalry" What's enumclaw
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Milo and POTUS posted:What's enumclaw not much, what's enumclaw with you? Edit: It's Mr. Hands. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case
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Not sure where I first saw this, but it's been stuck in my head since. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8hYrNsRoTs He's done plenty others too, check out his youtube profile if you like 'em https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw8pz6OhPPM
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Mar 26, 2021 15:18
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Even in a comic they couldn’t get someone to shave their head so he’s wearing an obvious baldhead wig
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Mar 26, 2021 15:31
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Greetings from 1997.
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Mar 26, 2021 15:45
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Mar 26, 2021 16:24
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No lie, the very first thing I thought was, "no matter how bad of a day I'm having, from now on, it's never going to be 'I disrupted global trade by Austin Powersing one of the world's most important shipping lanes' bad"
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Mar 26, 2021 16:35
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My favorite thing about fundie scared-straight art is how they always litter the scene with random bullshit that's supposed to evoke a filthy lifestyle but ends up looking cool as hell. Skulls, candles, nunchucks, old revolvers and drugs? gently caress yeah, I'm gonna hang out here for a while.
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Mar 26, 2021 16:40
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Inzombiac posted:My favorite thing about fundie scared-straight art is how they always litter the scene with random bullshit that's supposed to evoke a filthy lifestyle but ends up looking cool as hell. My wife is wonderful and the only thing I can think of that would endear me more to her is the word SEX tattooed onto her bicep.
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Mar 26, 2021 17:53
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And the absolute horrors of Free Birth Control!
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Hachi Machi
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