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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

small (Easy) d

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Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
he doesn't have a democratic boen in his body, but when i look into his eyes i want to put a democrat bone in his body

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Biden implying Xi has a small dick is pretty Trumpian, nice burn Joe

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Rubellavator posted:

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1375142734797938688

lol they're saying this was a joke now, like an intentional one

the final 30-35 seconds are funnier than him saying 120 years

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp
This makes Jim Crow look like Barnacle Jim!

kaschei
Oct 25, 2005

Bootleg Trunks posted:

He doesn't have dementia

Now that's a good joke!

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



joe biden doesn’t have a dementia (small d) brain in his head

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Spergin Morlock posted:

the final 30-35 seconds are funnier than him saying 120 years

Lmao ... anyway...
They're going to pump this rapist full of speed at every speech until his racist brains shoot out of his fuckin ears lol

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

where the gently caress is my money

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans
Joe Crow

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Jim Livingston Seagull

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

In Training posted:

60% of these kids are, 16, 17 year old. Males. Not that that makes it better.

Some teenage boys were once rude to me in a grocery store parking lot so I'm ok with this.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
:nms:https://twitter.com/NutDivide/status/1375287884261908484?s=19:nms:

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

ArmZ posted:

The president said he was familiar with the Chinese leader from his days as vice president under Barack Obama.

“He doesn’t have a democratic – with a small ‘d’ – bone in his body, but he’s a smart, smart guy,” Mr Biden said.

Mr Biden also compared the Chinese leader to Russian President Vladimir Putin.

Is this a subtle dick joke?

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
what do you think is smarter

Biden or a crow?

(The Crow doesn't count)

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
FIRE IT UP FIRE IT UP

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Gods_Butthole posted:

Is this a subtle dick joke?

possibly but the thing he's doing of saying "small d" or "lower case d" to say that you mean to say democratic as in democracy rather than Democratic Party is a very common thing for political commentators.

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Hatebag posted:

Lmao ... anyway...
They're going to pump this rapist full of speed at every speech until his racist brains shoot out of his fuckin ears lol

inshallah

human garbage bag
Jan 8, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Rubellavator posted:

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1375142734797938688

lol they're saying this was a joke now, like an intentional one

he has moments of clarity where he actually sounds presidential, but then his brain overheats and has to shutdown some parts to cool off.

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
so I wake up and this thread has 7 unread posts the trump thread has 430.

it’s well past time we admit this isn’t working and this is just a chronicle of cum jar thread.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


you say that like the chronicle of the cum jar doesn't deserve a thread

My Face When
Nov 28, 2012

Hide your healthcare.
Hide your wife.

Koirhor posted:

so I wake up and this thread has 7 unread posts the trump thread has 430.

it’s well past time we admit this isn’t working and this is just a chronicle of cum jar thread.

Now listen here jack

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

World War Mammories posted:

you say that like the chronicle of the cum jar doesn't deserve a thread

it doesnt. this is the kind of poo poo that happens when trump gets banned from twitter. people start trying to find humor where it simply doesn't exist

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Jim eagle lol. Biden may be even dumber than trump. At least trump finished most of his sentences.
The highest standards. Modern day presidential

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Spergin Morlock posted:

it doesnt. this is the kind of poo poo that happens when trump gets banned from twitter. people start trying to find humor where it simply doesn't exist

forsaking the power of cum :smith:

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp
This makes Jim Crow look like Jack Sparrow!

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

Lol, remember when bernie was having the 2020 primary stolen from him and refused to say anything bad about biden?


Thanks bern

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


Hatebag posted:

Jim eagle lol. Biden may be even dumber than trump. At least trump finished most of his sentences.
The highest standards. Modern day presidential

Biden is definitely dumber than Trump, especially with mush brain.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



KaptainKrunk posted:

Biden is definitely dumber than Trump, especially with mush brain.

The end of this path leads to President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp
Have you considered that president Camacho was actually a better president than Biden?

  • Idiocracy was a documentary

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Vim Fuego posted:

Have you considered that president Camacho was actually a better president than Biden?

  • Idiocracy was a documentary

I would have voted for Camacho, I did not vote for Biden

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

goth smoking cloves posted:

Lol, remember when bernie was having the 2020 primary stolen from him and refused to say anything bad about biden?


Thanks bern

Bernie has all the ~decorum~ a liberal could ask for, too bad he dared to oppose Abuela and they all swore a blood oath agaisnt him

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

chaleski posted:

Bernie has all the ~decorum~ a liberal could ask for, too bad he dared to oppose Abuela and they all swore a blood oath agaisnt him

dread abuela lies dreaming about the presidency. her rabid followers still fight on in her name.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
i'm still wondering who is actually ruling the country right now. who is the gently caress freak behind the throne

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


Zippy the Bummer posted:

i'm still wondering who is actually ruling the country right now. who is the gently caress freak behind the throne

a pile of money with dementia

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

Zippy the Bummer posted:

i'm still wondering who is actually ruling the country right now. who is the gently caress freak behind the throne

tuenop

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




tmorpl!

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Zippy the Bummer posted:

i'm still wondering who is actually ruling the country right now. who is the gently caress freak behind the throne

capital

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Zippy the Bummer posted:

i'm still wondering who is actually ruling the country right now. who is the gently caress freak behind the throne

um gently caress freak is offensive i'll have you know she's a girlboss and she is the best at locking up migrant children

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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

Iron Crowned posted:

I would have voted for Camacho, I did not vote for Biden


BIDEN! THE PRESIDNT!

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