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 "Spinach bagel with lox cream cheese" Motherfuckers have you even seen cream cheese?
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Fartington Butts posted:
took my brain way too long to stop seeing spinach wraps and comprehend what you said
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Mar 26, 2021 21:16
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Fartington Butts posted:
is it over 120 degrees in that room
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Mar 26, 2021 21:17
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Cream, cheese. Heavy on the cream.
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Mar 26, 2021 21:24
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 Two leaves of romaine. Drowned.
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Mar 26, 2021 21:29
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gschmidl posted:I've had cannoli in Sicily and I've made my own and they were fantastic. For the same reason everyone keeps ordering sandwiches. It should be a singular goddamn panino. Panini is plural!
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Mar 26, 2021 21:30
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I used to order bagels from this place that had amazing bagels but for some reason their cream cheese was way to loose, still good mind you just messy as gently caress.
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Mar 26, 2021 21:30
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Fartington Butts posted:
I would absolutely eat that and love it but I'd still be annoyed about it. I love caesar salads but I don't love having to chop everything up myself
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Mar 26, 2021 21:33
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Data Graham posted:I wish the "chocolate cake is healthy, it has eggs in it" routine hadn't been tarred by its association with Bill Cosby, because drat can it be relevant to the mayonnaise era My mom always just shrugged and said it was just as healthy as a donut when I ate cake for breakfast
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Mar 26, 2021 21:33
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The Bloop posted:I would absolutely eat that and love it but I'd still be annoyed about it. I love caesar salads but I don't love having to chop everything up myself use your hands, just pick that poo poo up like a nice piece of celery
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Mar 26, 2021 21:35
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boar guy posted:
Scoops and squirt-cheez....it's an amazingly delicious thing, but obviously an abomination against god.
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Mar 26, 2021 21:35
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LifeSunDeath posted:Scoops and squirt-cheez....it's an amazingly delicious thing, but obviously an abomination against god. literally the anti-food
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Mar 26, 2021 21:39
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BigHead posted:For the same reason everyone keeps ordering sandwiches. It should be a singular goddamn panino. Panini is plural! "Gyro"
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Mar 26, 2021 21:41
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i will say, the true best combo for spray cheese is these bad boys maybe not as good a form factor, but its the Ultimate Flavor Experience
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Mar 26, 2021 21:43
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Iron Crowned posted:My mom always just shrugged and said it was just as healthy as a donut when I ate cake for breakfast I mean, that's just true, it's literally just a fried cake, in fact it's worse
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Mar 26, 2021 21:43
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Aardvark! posted:a nice piece of celery I know what all these words mean but they don't make sense in that order Maybe it's a regional thing?
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Mar 26, 2021 22:22
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The only acceptable way to eat celery in raw form is by putting peanut butter on it and putting raisins in the peanut butter
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Mar 26, 2021 22:33
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yeah I eat rear end posted:The only acceptable way to eat celery in raw form is by putting peanut butter on it and putting raisins in the peanut butter This is just a common method for making peanut butter and raisins significantly less good
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Mar 26, 2021 22:55
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rather eat peanut butter out of the jar with my fingers like a monstrous hog man.
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Mar 26, 2021 23:02
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The Bloop posted:This is just a common method for making peanut butter and raisins significantly less good Some people like the colon cleansing properties of celery.
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Mar 26, 2021 23:06
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The Bloop posted:This is just a common method for making peanut butter and raisins significantly less good It's the only form I can kind of enjoy raisins in ok Ideally I'd just leave them off of the log, but it just feels incomplete when you eat celery with just peanut butter
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Mar 26, 2021 23:07
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Zil posted:Some people like the colon cleansing properties of celery.
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Mar 26, 2021 23:11
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(mayochat) We use Miracle Whip for the banana muffins we make at work in place of oil and eggs, they taste great and are really moist, and I hate Miracle Whip
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Mar 26, 2021 23:13
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Zil posted:Some people like the colon cleansing properties of celery. Well I would rather shove it up my rear end than eat it
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Mar 26, 2021 23:21
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The Bloop posted:Well I would rather shove it up my rear end than eat it  https://i.imgur.com/IgyWnLn.jpg
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Mar 26, 2021 23:27
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yeah I eat rear end posted:The only acceptable way to eat celery in raw form is by putting peanut butter on it and putting raisins in the peanut butter "Ants on a log", a childhood favorite I remember also enjoying celery with cheez wiz But mostly I just sprinkle a little salt on it and it's fine.
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Mar 26, 2021 23:34
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Fartington Butts posted:
It looks like the bread s throwing up
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Mar 26, 2021 23:37
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zedprime posted:I eat celery because it tastes good. Leaving my anus clean enough to eat off is a side effect. I prefer to use toilet paper to clean my anus
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Mar 26, 2021 23:46
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Iron Crowned posted:I prefer to use toilet paper to clean my anus Coward
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Mar 26, 2021 23:50
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angerbeet posted:Coward Especially with there being a perfectly good brush you can use right there.
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Mar 27, 2021 00:07
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Ooh la la!
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Mar 27, 2021 00:09
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https://i.imgur.com/vVRmrlg.gifv I like to think this dish is called, “Three arteries, clogged.”
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Mar 27, 2021 00:11
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Looks like it'd taste good, but with the amount of cheese buckets provided I think you'd need like 5-10 times that amount of potatoes to finish it off.
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Mar 27, 2021 00:14
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They're drink size, just grab one and chug
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Mar 27, 2021 00:15
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Looks like it'd taste good, but with the amount of cheese buckets provided I think you'd need like 5-10 times that amount of potatoes to finish it off. Nah, by the time you use up the potatoes it'll be cool enough to drink.
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Mar 27, 2021 00:15
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Aardvark! posted:i will say, the true best combo for spray cheese is these bad boys Oh man I haven’t had these in forever but I know if I buy a box they’ll be devoured that same day.
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Mar 27, 2021 00:42
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Zil posted:Some people like the colon cleansing properties of celery. Why would you eat something terrible, like celery, when you can eat something great, like prunes.
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Mar 27, 2021 00:54
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Prunes are not ribbed for Xtra pleasure
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Mar 27, 2021 00:59
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Makes me wonder - celery is good in chili, so does it follow that prunes would be good in chili too?
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Makes me wonder - celery is good in chili, so does it follow that prunes would be good in chili too?
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cowboy
