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Skwirl posted:He meant God, not aliens, and probably a majority white Christians today still think God is white. You sure about that? I re-read that a few times and he seems to be specifically talking about Martians and Venusians...
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Sir, excuse me
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take 3 ships, label them 1, 2, and 4, and block the suez canal with them
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gotta include the reply with 12.5k likes and counting https://twitter.com/mauro_txt/status/1375416885525811207
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Was way more entertaining when I thought he said "hey that's me" because the jigsaw was a picture of his avatar.
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Why would you wall off usable cabinet space?
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so you can hide a skeleton in there
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Platystemon posted:Why would you wall off usable cabinet space? The builder was a lazy Susan
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Yeah during that time it was actually pretty accepted fact that Mars and Venus had aliens of some sort living on them. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/until-recently-people-accepted-the-fact-of-aliens-in-the-solar-system/
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Sleeping with satin sounds awesome until you try to jump into bed and it turns into a hood slide into the wall or onto the floor
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Lil Nas be all https://twitter.com/not_a_heather/status/1375533843504062469?s=19
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:Lil Nas be all /ne aha, found it https://twitter.com/mosheroperandi/status/1375129278048837632
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FFT posted:There was a tweet that basically went "your one goal as a boat captain is to not have a wikipedia entry for the boat you're captaining" but apparently it didn't get posted here I was reading up on that ship class and noticed that the day it happened 
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That's not the funniest one. This is the funniest one Nws https://twitter.com/NylonLyon/status/1375543566928338948?s=19 Fake e: https://twitter.com/lodgepolepines/status/1375462731155959815?s=19 ThisIsJohnWayne has a new favorite as of 06:03 on Mar 27, 2021 |
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Oh yeah, those pictures of boats being anime girls sure are funny, hahahaha. deffo saving them to my 'funny' folder and not any other folder
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toanoradian posted:oh yeah, those pictures of boats being anime girls sure are funny, hahahaha Are you a judge? Fake edit: there was a judge that got caught storing photos of naked women painted like cows, sometimes with the correct number of breasts for a cow, on his government computer and claimed he just thought they were funny, these weren't drawings, they were photoshops of actual naked women. I tried to find a link to a news story but all I could find was photos of cowgirl competitions (like rodeos, female cowboys), judges of cow competitions (all cows are are girls) and furry porn.
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I thought I was deep in horny Twitter but no one is horny for the boat yet.
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Evergreen is the name of the doctor. The big green guy is Ever Given.
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If you don't laugh at people who's response to a boat in the news is wanting to gently caress it, congratulations you're an enigma to me. Maybe funny can't be universal but lord this is absurdly funny
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FFT posted:There was a tweet that basically went "your one goal as a boat captain is to not have a wikipedia entry for the boat you're captaining" but apparently it didn't get posted here It's a rehash of a classic: that the one goal of a captain was to avoid having a large rock named after them or the ship
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DeadlyMuffin posted:It's a rehash of a classic: that the one goal of a captain was to avoid having a large rock named after them or the ship So you could say that phrase is an ever green?
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DeadlyMuffin posted:It's a rehash of a classic: that the one goal of a captain was to avoid having a large rock named after them or the ship Mierenneuker posted:So you could say that phrase is an ever green? stringless has a new favorite as of 09:41 on Mar 27, 2021 |
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I know more ghost ship names than any other kind, perhaps not in absolute number, but certainly as a proportion of the total category size.
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Mierenneuker posted:So you could say that phrase is an ever green? 
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I've got Darwin, Drake, and Magellan
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ultrafilter posted:https://twitter.com/PoorlyAgedStuff/status/1375558280043491335 some good replies in that thread too https://twitter.com/kirstycloud/status/1375549685943898112
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Platystemon posted:Evergreen is the name of the doctor. Please... Evergreen was my father.
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FFT posted:I've got Darwin, Drake, and Magellan I've got an extra Joseph Hazelwood, wanna trade? 
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Skwirl posted:Are you a judge? It was Alex Kozinski, and he wasn't just a judge, he was chief judge of the ninth circuit court of appeals. He was forced to resign a few years back because, surprise surprise, he is also a sexual harasser.
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Y'all are forgetting everyone's favorite syphilitic seadog, Blackbeard.
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Emily Spinach posted:It was Alex Kozinski, and he wasn't just a judge, he was chief judge of the ninth circuit court of appeals. He was forced to resign a few years back because, surprise surprise, he is also a sexual harasser. I love that this came out while he was overseeing a case about bestiality porn.
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