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First as a tragedy, then as a farce, and so on
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I have the solution https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5JiPj9c98Y
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Mar 27, 2021 03:09
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Spergin Morlock posted:lmao if this closes the canal for months. physical trade between europe and china/india is hosed This isn't CIA hijinks is it? Economic warfare+the seed of a ginned up causus belli? 
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Mar 27, 2021 03:11
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Antonymous posted:That 9/11 comic of the Empire State Building except it’s a trans Asia rail car looking at the boat and saying “well well well...” I do not know of this comic, got a link?
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Mar 27, 2021 03:17
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What if it's the Ever Given that gets stuck again on the way out? Would that be funnier?
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Mar 27, 2021 03:21
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Gods_Butthole posted:This isn't CIA hijinks is it? Economic warfare+the seed of a ginned up causus belli? lol the CIA would never do such an extremely competent operation
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Mar 27, 2021 03:22
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Gods_Butthole posted:What if it's the Ever Given that gets stuck again on the way out? Would that be funnier? Ever Given getting unstuck, going forward, and then turning into the left bank would be some real poo poo.
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Mar 27, 2021 03:25
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KaptainKrunk posted:Ever Given getting unstuck, going forward, and then turning into the left bank would be some real poo poo. 
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Mar 27, 2021 03:26
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I had a truck driver get hit by cars 3 times in the same day. So the Ever Given should be going for that energy.
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Mar 27, 2021 03:26
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dead gay comedy forums posted:lol the CIA would never do such an extremely competent operation Sounds like something the CIA would like for me to believe
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Mar 27, 2021 03:27
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Gods_Butthole posted:Sounds like something the CIA would like for me to believe actually considering how incredible they are for collateral damage yeah they could try something stupid like that
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Mar 27, 2021 03:29
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Gods_Butthole posted:I do not know of this comic, got a link? 
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Mar 27, 2021 03:37
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the story of the guy operating the front end loader is the apotheosis of the essential worker. and by that i mean he's probably going to get thoroughly hosed over and not even get paid overtime.Gods_Butthole posted:This isn't CIA hijinks is it? Economic warfare+the seed of a ginned up causus belli?
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Mar 27, 2021 03:42
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oxsnard posted:imagine if a stuck boat hits the economy harder than a pandemic that took millions of lives. lmao I mean this is basically the equivalent of a blocked artery
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Mar 27, 2021 03:45
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indigi posted:what is a wafer in this context and why is it so expensive Wafer meaning a wafer-thin slice of silicon crystal suitable for building circuits on top of. Each one is incredibly delicate to the point where they're only ever handled by machines lest some tiny amount of dirt or imperfection ruins them.
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Mar 27, 2021 03:49
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Mar 27, 2021 03:50
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shyduck posted:Boat It's stuck, I hear
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Mar 27, 2021 03:52
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Lawman 0 posted:I mean this is basically the equivalent of a blocked artery totes, Suez and Panama are so incredibly critical to the world's economy that this is a metaphorical cardiac arrest
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Mar 27, 2021 04:04
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dead gay comedy forums posted:totes, Suez and Panama are so incredibly critical to the world's economy that this is a metaphorical cardiac arrest You have to remember that nothing matters though - if anything this will increase value somehow, probably in the stupidest way possible (rebuild a loop around the canal financed by Bitcoin?)
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Mar 27, 2021 04:08
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KaptainKrunk posted:Ever Given getting unstuck, going forward, and then turning into the left bank would be some real poo poo. 
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Mar 27, 2021 04:24
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Holy poo poo lmao
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Mar 27, 2021 05:16
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GWBBQ posted:the story of the guy operating the front end loader is the apotheosis of the essential worker. and by that i mean he's probably going to get thoroughly hosed over and not even get paid overtime. The hell I can't 
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Mar 27, 2021 05:17
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GWBBQ posted:you can't just blame the cia for everything, the rest of the world are also a bunch of dumbasses. you: *through sobs* you cant just say everything is the cia... Please... me: *pointing at suez canal* CIA
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Mar 27, 2021 05:59
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slippery doc posted:you: *through sobs* you cant just say everything is the cia... Please...
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Mar 27, 2021 06:00
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GWBBQ posted:you can't just blame the cia for everything, the rest of the world are also a bunch of dumbasses. the rest of the world are a bunch of dumbasses in part due to the machinations of, you guessed it, the cia
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Mar 27, 2021 06:06
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if iran ever wanted to initiate a war against US forces in the region something like this could be a first step. attack the logistics first
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Mar 27, 2021 06:25
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Spergin Morlock posted:if iran ever wanted to initiate a war against US forces in the region something like this could be a first step. attack the logistics first Yeah if Iran ever wanted to initiate a war against US forces !!!
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Mar 27, 2021 06:29
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https://twitter.com/PunishedPhelan/status/1375637708849221633?s=19
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Mar 27, 2021 06:59
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https://twitter.com/juliakite/status/1375197206718914574 Hell yes. It's The Demon Rush crew! THOR COURAGE. CHERRY VENUS. JOHNNY FIVEACES. AND CHRIS
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Mar 27, 2021 07:23
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has anyone tried honking a REALLY loud horn?
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Mar 27, 2021 07:26
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Oh God imagine if they try to off load it and it tips, oh god
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Mar 27, 2021 07:30
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The tide charts for the canal indicate that next Tuesday will be the highest possible tide before it starts dropping, and then will only increase to current levels at the end of april lol. If the don't get it out before Wednesday they are in some serious trouble. https://www.tide-forecast.com/locations/Suez-Egypt/tides/latest
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Mar 27, 2021 07:32
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$400 million an hour rules hahahahaha
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Mar 27, 2021 07:36
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this rules lmao
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Mar 27, 2021 07:44
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yeah, i heard about this and was like "wtf is going on" and read like two lines and i'm like "rofl yeah this rocks"
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Mar 27, 2021 08:01
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not nearly enough of a death toll for this to be an intelligence op
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Mar 27, 2021 09:23
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https://twitter.com/bencjenkins/status/1375575310461063168?s=20 e: ah gently caress
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Mar 27, 2021 09:54
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Mar 27, 2021 09:57
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Maya Fey posted:there are So Many of these it's a real convergence of internet staples; boats, being stuck due to thiccness, something horrifically stupid, and sexualizing it i saw one the same day and laughed, then 2 the next day, now there's hundreds lmao
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TotalHell posted:I think the issue is that they have to FORCE the boat through a tight SPACE no one remembers SEA PATROL, do they? nooo, another bit of sea lore lost to history 
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