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SoylentCola
Mar 21, 2001

Ultra Carp
I remember when football was only on a couple times a week and felt special.

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Mr Snips
Jan 9, 2009



Robben attempting to celebrate with a knee slide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdT1bGje6Uk

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
This forever and ever

https://i.imgur.com/uvqLDtu.gifv

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Eau de MacGowan posted:

when paolo maldini, in his forties, decided to try and sell avril lavigne's wardrobe to forty year old men

It wasn't that bad.



Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Sweet Years are made of jeans. Who am I? I’m Maldini

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Shrapnig posted:

Sweet Years are made of jeans. Who am I? I’m Maldini

Also my friend Mr. Vieri....

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
when supporters somehow snuck a scooter into a stadium in italy and threw it on the pitch in protest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd28Zq8y25g

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett



rip headless leeds fash, you were too good for this world

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Jose posted:

when supporters somehow snuck a scooter into a stadium in italy and threw it on the pitch in protest

you gotta post the vid!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_Nu6HKVSmk

Better one, this is timestamped:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl5yuKMVEWA&t=197s

Average Lettuce
Oct 22, 2012



lmao why the hell are the supporters beating the poo poo out of the scooter?

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Average Lettuce posted:

lmao why the hell are the supporters beating the poo poo out of the scooter?

Italy.

Angry Lobster
May 16, 2011

Served with honor
and some clarified butter.

This is amazing.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Gérard Depardieu, tim roth and sam neill basically scammed fifa out of millions by putting no effort into making a film about fifa

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Jose posted:

Gérard Depardieu, tim roth and sam neill basically scammed fifa out of millions by putting no effort into making a film about fifa

lol I forgot about this


e:



Angry Lobster
May 16, 2011

Served with honor
and some clarified butter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z00Ns77TtH0

Real Madrid in a nutshell, comedy gold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci36cBMQcMI&t=95s

Stoichkov having a cordial argument with a ref, Hristo was an absolute lad.

Backdoor Delivery
Nov 15, 2004

one cool dude


2 Time TRP Sack Race Champion
that time Stevie G battered a DJ who didn't share his love of Phil Collins

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Shola ameobi(?) coming home and thinking his house had been robbed but actually it was just messy because he hadn't tidied up

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
This legend

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

vyelkin posted:

lol I forgot about this


e:





hahah i had no idea it did that badly at the box office

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

Bogan Krkic posted:

hahah i had no idea it did that badly at the box office

I don't think it got a massive theatrical release, if any, really. The release dates on IMDB seem be film festivals and the bulk of that figure is from Asia (https://www.boxofficemojo.com/title/tt2814362/?ref_=bo_se_r_1). The only Asian country listed on IMDB is India, but again that's a festival so I would guess it got a relase in Qatar or something.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
I think the thing is it was coming out at the same time as FIFA corruption was big news, reviews from early festival screenings were abysmal, and theatre chains unsurprisingly responded to these two things by saying lol gently caress off there's no way in hell we're showing that

e: that Boxofficemojo link says it was released in 10 theatres in the US and made $607 in total, which is $67/theatre which means like 6 people saw it at each one

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Wikipedia plot summary posted:


"Corruption within FIFA builds up over the years from Havelange's expansion efforts. As president of FIFA, Blatter is tasked to clean this up, for which he is seen as a controversial president. Many FIFA officials attempt to vote him out of office because of how incorruptible he is. The movie ends with a 2006 vote, in which Blatter is able to retain his presidency by cowing the corrupt members of FIFA, threatening to expose their ill deeds if they do not endorse Blatter and his anti-corruption campaign by voting for him as the FIFA president."

and with that, a mighty cheer went up from the great heroes of FIFA, for they had banished the awful lemon tree forever

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
today I was reminded that john terry’s mam loves scouse cock

https://twitter.com/simon_hughes__/status/1375775558810931203?s=21

SoylentCola
Mar 21, 2001

Ultra Carp
Eric Dier putting a marker on Sergio Ramos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE_aHtkOtrg

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Davey Moyes making Rio watch Tony Hibbert highlight tapes to improve his defending

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




the sex ghost posted:

Davey Moyes making Rio watch Tony Hibbert highlight tapes to improve his defending

Jagielka*

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps

SoylentCola posted:

Eric Dier putting a marker on Sergio Ramos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE_aHtkOtrg

I was at this game in the Spain end. One of the best football matches I’ve attended. Locals were baying for blood at half time lol

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
When a rangers player tweeted this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVqg9-UvSMI

Angry Lobster
May 16, 2011

Served with honor
and some clarified butter.

SoylentCola posted:

Eric Dier putting a marker on Sergio Ramos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE_aHtkOtrg

Speaking of clean tackles:

https://youtu.be/CexJn5kg-90

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
David Moyes’ tenure at Manchester United had loads of funny poo poo it’s so hard to choose, but I think my vote would be paying more than Fellaini’s release clause (that Moyes himself might have had put in) after it expired. This is kind of a twofer since I’m pretty sure Woodward was involved as well.

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

Lol

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

The funny poo poo I remember is that this was only a yelllow.








And the Netherlands lost that final :bisonyes:

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Fabio capello getting paid 7 mil a year to manage Russia, the RFU president getting sacked for agreeing the deal, the RFU being too skint to pay him until the usmanovs loaned them the money, and the Russian government demanding that he appear before MPs to explain how they could get knocked out of the world cup without winning a game

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
the steven taylor post in the PL thread made me remember the time he was out injured after breaking his hand punching andy carroll in the face in training because carroll had slept with his ex

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vl3HnU0HOhk

This was in the same game where teammates Bowyer and Dyer were sent off for fighting

Really big Newcastle energy back then

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Jose posted:

the steven taylor post in the PL thread made me remember the time he was out injured after breaking his hand punching andy carroll in the face in training because carroll had slept with his ex

Andy Carroll having to live at Kevin Nolan's house

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vl3HnU0HOhk

This was in the same game where teammates Bowyer and Dyer were sent off for fighting

Really big Newcastle energy back then

Lol, him holding his ribs like he thought he fooled anyone.

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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



the sex ghost posted:

Andy Carroll having to live at Kevin Nolan's house

Andy Carroll’s Bebo account

https://www.90min.com/posts/2990015-andy-carroll-s-bebo-account-has-been-discovered-and-it-s-absolutely-brilliant

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