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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

ultrafilter posted:


Source if you need the joke spelled out.

This would make an awesome live wallpaper with the water just gently rolling, occasional foghorn sounds, the ship never moving.

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




sick of Applebees posted:

And what if you need it spelt out in crayon?

Famous glitch from final fantasy vi



That move is absolutely not supposed to work in the train fight, but everybody loved it so much they've never fixed it in any of the remakes

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

ultrafilter posted:


Source if you need the joke spelled out.

This is stupid and dumb.

The containers will clearly fall off when he suplexes the gently caress out of the Evergreen, and make an even bigger mess as they scatter everywhere :colbert:.


Holy poo poo is that a good gag though :allears:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




Quoth the Raven:

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Cartoon Man posted:



Quoth the Raven:

You mess with the corvid you star in a gore vid

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Cartoon Man posted:



Quoth the Raven:

Somebody call the police! There is about to be a murder.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

dialhforhero posted:

Somebody call the police! There is about to be a murder.

It's just one crow, though?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Attempted murder, then.

no broccoli please
Apr 20, 2007

no broccoli please you are nice here is a Nathaniel Hawthorne avatar

Cartoon Man posted:



Quoth the Raven:

https://www.audubon.org/news/the-misadventures-canuck-worlds-most-infamous-crow

A Vancouver celebrity!

Johnny Aztec posted:

Attempted murder, then.

Well, an accomplice anyway. He was never charged.

no broccoli please has a new favorite as of 18:08 on Mar 27, 2021

Mokinokaro
Sep 11, 2001

At the end of everything, hold onto anything



Fun Shoe

Cartoon Man posted:



Quoth the Raven:

That no pickle pee! That no pump-a-rum!

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Railing Kill posted:

YES. Suplex that motherfucker!

I have been plaything through FF6 with my 6yo daughter. She just about died laughing when I suplexed the Phantom Train.

C'mon, it's not a train

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Cartoon Man posted:



Quoth the Raven:

This is why I got a fighting doge :smugdog:

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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

After capturing DD, the Patriots secretly cloned him, creating Les Chiots Terribles, Hot Dog and Cool Dog.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AcclaimedInfantileLadybird-mobile.mp4

"I'm you! I'm your shadow! Ask the father that you killed, I'll send you to hell to meet him!"

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Cartoon Man posted:



Quoth the Raven:

Dark Tower remake looking dope

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013
Why is Jesus holding a deep-fried tennis ball?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
THE HATE CRIME DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Raised By Birds posted:

Why is Jesus holding a deep-fried tennis ball?

Look at this guy who's never been to Wimbledon

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook
Put lil naz x's face in there

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Any God that plays handball is not a worthy god and should be dethroned.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Raised By Birds posted:

Why is Jesus holding a deep-fried tennis ball?

The demon brought it from hell. One of the fiery hells.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
And when there was one set of footprints in the sand, that's when I was carrying the ball.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Trabant posted:

And when there was one set of footprints in the sand, that's when I was carrying the balldoing a eurostep.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Trabant posted:

And when there was one set of footprints in the sand, that's when I was carrying the ball.

Speaking of, why does Satan have two right feet? Surely he'd be more sinister than anything.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Memento posted:

Speaking of, why does Satan have two right feet? Surely he'd be more sinister than anything.

:golfclap:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Jesus is bringing his game since Satan brought a mouse pointer with him.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Not all bad though, Satan has a rockin' bod

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod



Trying to beat Jesus in bball but I'm dummy thicc and my rear end clapping makes me lose my balance

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
https://youtu.be/Qscb4JCMJws?t=142

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Jesus is gonna teabag the BatFlash, the unholy love-spawn of Batman and The Flash

Pigsfeet on Rye has a new favorite as of 14:23 on Mar 28, 2021

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


:nws: https://i.imgur.com/vXFMmX0.jpg :nws:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



First the sex arses are delayed and now this? When will the horrors end?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
My brain tried to protect me and refused to correctly interpret that image for the longest time. I thought the reflection was part of the object and my brain was going "Is that a spooky halloween costume glove with demon claws???? What the heck is it......OH GODDAMN IT"

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

I'm the NATURAL COLOR

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Ever Giver

everydayfalls
Aug 23, 2016

More like “ever receiver” considering how many dildos it has in it.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



So that’s why they drew that cock in the Red Sea.

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BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Raised By Birds posted:

Why is Jesus holding a deep-fried tennis ball?

It's easier to dunk.

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