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hbag
Feb 13, 2021

that story is so heartwarming that i almost don't want to tell you that your cat looks like a foreskin

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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Kitty Destiny.

When I got mine the vet tech told me he was a girl, and I remember completely trusting that, flipping him over and looking at his balls and thinking "wow cats have very prominent and hairy vulvas"

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Aardvark! posted:

i went to the no kill shelter looking to adopt an adult kitty, and the one I went in to look at was already adopted, and I saw this totally shaved, newly neutered, scarred up, skin and bones thing hiding behind the other ones. and I said "hello?" after looking at him and he got up and came out trembling like a newborn chick

hbag posted:

that story is so heartwarming that i almost don't want to tell you that your cat looks like a foreskin

Pretty sure the hairless cat isn't Aardvark's and he's talking about the now very fluffy Bonesaw.

I got a super skinny cat from the shelter that barely had any hair, and had big patches missing where she'd pulled it out.

like a month later she looked like this

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Ventral EggSac posted:

Kitty Destiny.

When I got mine the vet tech told me he was a girl, and I remember completely trusting that, flipping him over and looking at his balls and thinking "wow cats have very prominent and hairy vulvas"

The 1000 Page Thread: Very Prominent And Hairy Vulvas

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Prof. Crocodile posted:

The 1000 Page Thread: Very Prominent And Hairy Vulvas

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.




quoting this in case aardvark missed it while he was posting his next cat photo

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

hbag posted:

that story is so heartwarming that i almost don't want to tell you that your cat looks like a foreskin

You guys wanted cock a bunch of pages back, now you’re looking at the pussy. :crossarms:

Blow
Feb 10, 2004


wtf?

wow.

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

Revins posted:

To assuage the goon disappointment here's a (tasteful) pic of my rear end



pm me

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Wow this thread really blew up after I went to bed last night. Did I miss anything?

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Oh cool we're posting cat pics for photoshops?

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
Thats a good fukkin catte :3:

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



fridge corn posted:

Oh cool we're posting cat pics for photoshops?



Top tier cat posting

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.




this cat looks like my uncle mike

obviously they don't look that much alike, but something about that cat's look and demeanor screams uncle mike

I saw him a lot when I was a kid but he almost never talked

one time he took me to a shooting range and taught me to use a bow and arrow and still somehow managed to not say more than a dozen words to me

also I had a strong suspicion that trip wasn't his idea

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Hope this isn't crossing any lines

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Tip posted:

this cat looks like my uncle mike

obviously they don't look that much alike, but something about that cat's look and demeanor screams uncle mike

I saw him a lot when I was a kid but he almost never talked

one time he took me to a shooting range and taught me to use a bow and arrow and still somehow managed to not say more than a dozen words to me

also I had a strong suspicion that trip wasn't his idea

Django (pictured) is probably the complete opposite of Uncle Mike in reality. He is noisy and needy and will not shut up or leave you alone when he wants something. That photo is a rare moment of calm from him and I like to think of it as a renaissance-era portrait where the one ear folded back was some kind of ridiculous fashion of the time like frilly collars or whatever

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



fridge corn posted:

Django (pictured) is probably the complete opposite of Uncle Mike in reality. He is noisy and needy and will not shut up or leave you alone when he wants something. That photo is a rare moment of calm from him and I like to think of it as a renaissance-era portrait where the one ear folded back was some kind of ridiculous fashion of the time like frilly collars or whatever

uncle mike might have been like that in his younger days

he had been a coke dealer and in the hell's angels

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
Rap snitches, telling all they business. Sit in the court and be they own star witness.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
Sorry just bumping a lil MF to start the day right

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm really happy that you all have cats so that I never have to see or deal with them

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T_KKiQiolk

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Going for an 8 mile hike yesterday in brand new shoes that I’d never worn before was not the best idea I’ve ever had.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Going for an 8 mile hike yesterday in brand new shoes that I’d never worn before was not the best idea I’ve ever had.

Oof

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I pay other people to wear shoes for me.
If you want to call it 'breaking them in'... Sure. Let's go w/that

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Walk a mile in my shoes and you'll know true pain and suffering.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
I don't trust anyone that doesn't like cats

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Revins posted:

I don't trust anyone that doesn't like cats

Anything that purposely tries to pass brain parasites to you to make you want more of them is some how trustworthy?

No.

I'll skip the toxoplasmosis

a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal
I had to put my cat down a few weeks ago and I'm still really bummed

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

promising carl posted:

I had to put my cat down a few weeks ago and I'm still really bummed

This is the only situation that I'd ever use this emote so I do hope it helps

Here you go: :sympathy:

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Going for an 8 mile hike yesterday in brand new shoes that I’d never worn before was not the best idea I’ve ever had.

What was the best idea you ever had?

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

fridge corn posted:

This is the only situation that I'd ever use this emote so I do hope it helps

Here you go: :sympathy:

I was going to post this emote but am limited to phone posting rn and couldn't remember the text for it so ty. My cat is my favorite thing in the world

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
Despite everything I've put on imgur being posted as hidden i just got "Nice!" as feedback

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



promising carl posted:

I had to put my cat down a few weeks ago and I'm still really bummed

Aww no, i'm sorry friend, what was their name?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Revins posted:

Despite everything I've put on imgur being posted as hidden i just got "Nice!" as feedback

Probably my gran, she does the same thing to me on facebook

a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal

Ratjaculation posted:

Aww no, i'm sorry friend, what was their name?

Zim. He was almost 20, so it was probably just his time to go.



:rip:

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
My experience has shown that not trusting anyone who doesn’t like dogs is a far more accurate way to judge character.

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fridge corn posted:

What was the best idea you ever had?

Getting to know your mom

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