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Jim accepts a job as a stock broker for a big firm and moves to New York for his new position. He never contacts any of his former "friends", not even Dwight who goes to his grave terrified that this is all part of Jim's biggest prank yet. At Dwight's funeral a now old and senile Jim pisses his pants and mugs for a camera that hadn't been there for over sixty years. Four months later Jim also passed away from internal bleeding after falling in the bathroom.
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that one is not a prank. Jim replaces Dwight's toothpaste with caveslime of unknown origin and dips his toothbrush into piss
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Mar 27, 2021 23:40
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Jim plops out a big stinky doodoo from his fart butt and makes Dwight see it.
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Mar 27, 2021 23:42
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Jim offers to buy Dwight a soda from the vending machine. But he gets him the diet version.
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Mar 27, 2021 23:43
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Jim mugs the camera every time Dwight takes a sip of coffee, leading Dwight to take increasingly outrageous measures to stop Jim from “poisoning” him.
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Mar 28, 2021 00:04
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Jim pulls a pistol from his desk and shoots Dwight twice in the chest. Even Michael thinks he's gone too far this time but still pressures everyone in the office to cover up the murder so that Pam and Jim can make it to his BBQ.
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Mar 28, 2021 00:11
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Jim replaces Dwight’s mouse with a left-handed mouse and reverses the left/right click functions. Dwight is initially confused, but Jim tells him that, so far as Jim can remember, Dwight was always a lefty. All the pens and pencils are of the “lefty” no-smear variety. Dwight thinks that this is just another dumb prank until he looks at Jim and sees the part in Jim’s hair is on the other side. Pam answers the phone, “Miffler-Dunder, this is Dawn.” A little concerned, Dwight calls “Michael?!” Ricky Gervais walks out of the manager’s office.
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Mar 28, 2021 00:33
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jim and the rest of his gang subject dwight, the "new fish", to horrific and sadistic sexual ordeals with the tacit acknowledgement of prison guards. he hangs himself in his cell
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Mar 28, 2021 00:34
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Jim gifts Dwight a book, claiming it's the Beet Cheet Sheet (a well regarded and hard to find book about growing really good beets) but actually it's a recovered copy of Beet It (a widely discredited book, the proliferation of which led to the great beet shortage of 1906).
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Mar 28, 2021 00:42
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Every time Dwight sneezes, Jim says “Balloon-tight,” and convinces him that it’s the correct pronunciation of “Gesundheit”. Pretty soon, everyone in the office is saying “Ballon-tight.”
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Mar 28, 2021 00:45
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A series of implausible events lead to Jim having to spank a fully nude Dwight in front of the entire office. Dwight is very embarrased by this but also completely erect the entire time. It is broadcast completely uncensored on prime time network TV.
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Mar 28, 2021 00:48
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Jim stares at Dwight across desks until Dwight notices. Jim's eyes start rolling back, head tilts back, and utters 'For those that can see, the cleanse will bring forth the beginning'. What looks like black smoke starts pouring out of Jim's eyes, nose, and ears, slowly drifting towards to Dwight. Upon closer look, the smoke is actually small hooked legs, not attached to anything, just thousands and thousands of thrashing insect like hooked legs. On touch the skin on Dwight just disappears, frozen in place all he can do is watch the black smoke work its way up his arm, tearing flesh and clothing apart instantly. On reaching his chin the black smoke snaps instantly covers his face, covering everything from view. Dwight's screams become muffled and gurgly. Head vibrating harder and harder, the black smoke enters his head, leaving nothing but a concave emptiness, not even skull sockets. Finally the last of the smoke enters, the vibrations lessen, and Dwight slighty leans forward as if released from an invisible vice like hold. A sound comes from Dwight's remaining lower jaw and throat. "Mwschhicheal!" Also next day: Jim buttsexes Dwight.
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Mar 28, 2021 00:48
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Jim has a third child and names his new son “Dwight.”
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Mar 28, 2021 00:49
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Jim challenges Dwight to a hot dog eating contest, and brings in Kevin as a ringer. Despite a heroic effort, Dwight faints just before beating Kevin on his 34th hot dog
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Mar 28, 2021 00:51
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A trio of apparent children dressed in black rags that cover their faces and bodies enter the office one day. They sing a strange song of eerie melody and indecipherable language, dropping dead flowers as they skip past the front desk. Lights dim as they pass, office plants wither and blacken. Stanley vomits into his wastebasket when they get close. They circle the office, and nobody has the will to move or speak. They end their song as they reach Dwight, and with terrible swiftness seize him with unnaturally strong hands. The three demon children wrestle Dwight to the ground, where they tear into his flesh and eat chunks raw, ripping organs and eyes and tongue with horrible aplomb. Finally Dwight’s screams cease and he lays in tattered pieces, dead. The children begin to wail; and blood, the blood of Dwight, begins to ooze from where their mouths and eyes should be. The blood pours with fury, and with each gallon of blood the rags shrink and collapse in on themselves until there are nothing but three piles of empty rags on the ground, floating in pools of blood, surrounding Dwight’s corpse. Jim mugs the camera.
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Mar 28, 2021 00:57
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Dwight smashes the gate of Scranton and the titans devour Jim's mom
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Mar 28, 2021 01:07
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Jim invites Dwight to join his Bboy crew, bigging him up and making him think he's all that and a bag of potato chips right before the big dance off but Dwight doesn't have the moves and humiliates himself.
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Mar 28, 2021 01:12
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Jim convinces Dwight to keep out any “wedding crashers” that might show up at Phyllis’s wedding. He gives Dwight a guide to security and liability release form, which Dwight dismissively signs without reading. When he first sets foot in the Scranton Second Methodist Church, a wave of nausea overtakes Dwight and he collapses to the ground. In a confessional cutaway, Jim reveals that the “liability release” was actually a contract binding the signer’s soul to the unholy Sabbatical Goat, Baphomet. Upon entering a sacred place, Dwight is cursed and soon dies. Without the grace of salvation, his soul never enters the light of heaven and he is tortured endlessly.
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Mar 28, 2021 01:14
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On Jim's first day at the office. Dwight extends his hand in greeting "Hi, Dwight Schrute. Assistant regional manager. Pleased to meet you ..." "J...Noman. My name is Noman." "Great to meet you Noman, I'm sure we'll be the best of friends."
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Mar 28, 2021 01:43
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Jim tries to give Dwight an open-mouth kiss while grabbing at his crotch and then says "Geeze calm down Dwight it was only a prank"
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Mar 28, 2021 04:52
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Jim calls Dwight pretending to be the CIA with a mission for him and tricks him into smuggling cocaine out of Bolivia. Jim turns from the cistern of the men's toilet and mugs the camera.
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Mar 28, 2021 10:49
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-Jim gets Angela pregnant and convinces Angela to force Dwight into raising it.
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Mar 28, 2021 18:25
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Applewhite posted:-Jim gets Angela pregnant and convinces Angela to force Dwight into raising it. The fetus is actually Jim who used super-science to de-age himself down to a blastocyte and had Pam surgically implant him into Angela's uterine wall.
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Mar 28, 2021 18:40
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Jim looks as though he's about to mug the camera but at the last second turns around and mugs Dwight instead - stealing his phone, his wallet, and his car keys.
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Mar 28, 2021 21:39
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Jim dies peacefully in his sleep at age 86, surrounded by family and loved ones after a long and fulfilling life.
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Mar 28, 2021 22:35
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Jim buys a custom-made mug on the internet that features a picture of himself at the gym, mugging the camera. Dwight, furious with Jim's timewasting nonesense, throws the mug to the ground, smashing it into a million pieces. Jim sues Dwight for property damage, but under seal, so that all evidence must be viewed in camera, i.e., in the courthouse. Dwight, furious at his wasted time, sorts through the miscellaneous spurious evidence presented by Jim to "bolster" his claim. Suddenly, Dwight pauses and reaches slowly into the evidence box, then picks up something and raises it up to show the camera. In camera, Jim's gym mug mugs the camera.
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Mar 28, 2021 22:46
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Jim puts a lien on Dwight's house. Dwight fails to negotiate the removal of the lien, causing Dwight's troubled brother to torch the place.
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Mar 29, 2021 01:56
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Jim zooms into the office on a brand new ATV. "Good news guys, I spent all my money." "Jim!" Dwight yells "You can't bring that in here." and becomes unwittingly complicit in yet another one of Jim's blatant copyright infringements.
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Mar 29, 2021 07:26
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Jim and Dwight open a bed and breakfast together, but Jim abandons poor Dwight and their adopted son on opening day as Jim drives away he looks into his rearview mirror and smiles at himself but it can't hide the tears running down his face
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Mar 29, 2021 07:41
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Jim eat Pam 
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Mar 29, 2021 08:11
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Jim bets Dwight that Jim could give him the best blowjob he's ever received in his life. Dwight says he's not even gay but he very much doubts it. Jim bets him $10,000. Dwight accepts the bet because it's "free money". Jim sucks Dwight's dick a bit before biting it off. Jim mugs bloodily to the camera as Dwight screams.
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Mar 29, 2021 08:20
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Jim convinces Dwight that a $2 plastic ring he got out of a vending machine is The One Ring and that Dwight must journey with him to Mt Saint Helens to destroy it.
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Mar 29, 2021 08:25
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"Dwight, where were you yesterday? I thought you said productivity never takes a day off?" "I was at a funeral for my grandmother. She died of Covid." Jim mugs the camera.
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Mar 29, 2021 16:51
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The news spreads quickly - Earth is doomed. An asteroid is going to smash into Earth within 3 days, and nobody will survive. At this point, Jim reveals three pieces of information. One, he's prepared for this. Two, he's built a teleportation device that will send all of humanity to a safe planet. Three, he's prepared to sacrifice himself to run the machine. Dwight looks at Pam and realizes Jim can't sacrifice himself for this. The day comes and Dwight dutifully ushers humanity to its new home, he pulls the final lever to finish teleportation and the devices shuts down, its massive energy source depleted forever. Dwight sits on the roof of Dunder Mifflin and waits for the asteroid. Six years later, it never comes, and Dwight has gone nearly insane from the isolation. One day he hears a distinct crunching of leaves outside his bedroom window and, looking outside in the pale moonlight, sees Jim. Dwight rushes outside and grabs Jim, begging to know what happened. Jim calmly explains that there was no asteroid, it was just a prank. As for where all the people went, well, let's just say Todd Packer isn't going to be bothering anyone else again.
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Mar 29, 2021 17:53
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Jim helps Dwight quit and start his own rival office-supply chain. Things spiral out of control when, due to Dwight’s incredible work ethic and dedication to customer satisfaction, the Dwight Schrute Paper Company and Beet Farm begins to take customers from Jim at Dunder-Mifflin. Eventually, Dwight poaches all of his customers and Jim is fired. He reluctantly takes a job at the only place he is qualified: the Dwight Schrute Paper Company and Beet Farm. He works under barely better than slave labor conditions until eventually being laid off in the merger with Staples that makes Dwight a multimillionaire. Jim wanly mugs the camera, a single tear rolling down his face.
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Mar 29, 2021 18:52
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Two years after moving to Texas to run his sports marketing agency, Jim is diagnosed with terminal brain cancer. It's stage 4. There's no treatment. He's soon too weak to work and he, Pam, and their kids move back to Scranton to be closer to their families. When Dwight hears about this he offers Jim and Pam no show jobs at Dunder Mifflin to help them pay Jim's medical bills - but both, too proud to accept help from a friend, decline. A month later Dwight gets a call from Pam: it's time, Jim is in the hospital and won't live out the night. Dwight rushes to the hospital to say goodbye to his friend one last time. Overcome with grief, tears streaming down his face, Dwight opens Jim's room to find a rotting corpse covered in jello. It's Jim. He died weeks earlier and his final request was for Pam to pull one last prank on Dwight. As Dwight and Pam embrace, both sobbing, the camera zooms in on Jim's corpse, his flayed, rotting skull mugging the camera, one last time.
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Mar 29, 2021 19:33
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Jim doses Dwight's coffee with ex lax and Dwight shits his pants during an important sales meeting.
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Mar 29, 2021 19:35
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Jim gives Dwight a box of chocolates but all the chocolates have been replaced with cat turds. The writers make Kevin eat the cat poo poo thinking they are chocolates because he fat and dumb.
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Mar 29, 2021 19:40
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Jim sends a card to Dwight that says “Dwight, I care about you and respect you. You are my best friend, my loyal defender, and my trusted confidant. I will always be there for you. Your pal, Michael.” When Dwight broaches the subject, Michael is confused and annoyed. Dwight is crushed. Jim smirks in the background.
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Jim murders Michael after he leaves the company and sews his face onto Andy. As he looks at his new boss screeching in agony Jim hasn't quite decided how this is a prank on Dwight but Pam assures him he'll come up with something good.
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