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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


kdrudy posted:

He probably also throws a tantrum if he doesn't get his finish in first.
Lol

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

MassRafTer posted:

can you imagine Low Ki having sex?

He has some of the strongest volcel energy I've ever seen

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Layla deserves better than this :smith:

Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.

Jerusalem posted:

Layla deserves better than this :smith:

She's just supporting her Laycool partner, Wetsuit Babyman

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


kdrudy posted:

He probably also throws a tantrum if he doesn't get his finish in first.

ahahahahaha

fucked-up birthday
Sep 7, 2006


kdrudy posted:

He probably also throws a tantrum if he doesn't get his finish in first.

pull out game weak as gently caress because he has to make sure he gets all his poo poo in

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Jerusalem posted:

Layla deserves better than this :smith:

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Low Ki just stopping in the middle to tell you to sell more.

Karma Tornado
Dec 21, 2007

The worst kind of tornado.

getting hauled out sobbing before he can even do anything because he thought he was gonna get screwed

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1376057504979804160?s=20
https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1376066391002898438?s=20

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Dave's the brain-mush expert

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



I'm still having a hard time parsing what he's actually saying there.

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!
I mean, I know why, but Dave is so much more concise and straightforward on twitter than he is in his for-money writing job, and infinitely more understandable than his WOR appearances.

smikey fucked around with this message at 16:46 on Mar 28, 2021

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Vince MechMahon posted:

I'm still having a hard time parsing what he's actually saying there.

He's saying that there are people whose irrational grudges make them blind to objective reality.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Vince MechMahon posted:

I'm still having a hard time parsing what he's actually saying there.

He's saying there are people with Buck Derangement Syndrome.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Cerebral Bore posted:

He's saying that there are people whose irrational grudges make them blind to objective reality.

Yeah, it's this. Abadon is saying you should be successful and suffocate the people holding their breath hoping you will fail. Dave then plays on that by making a joke that the people who are waiting on others to fail are making themselves stupid on the hate. Or that they're suffocating so bad they're oxygen deprived.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Lamuella posted:

He's saying there are people with Buck Derangement Syndrome.

Thanks, after reading it twice I got it. He just said it in the weirdest way. "When some people succeed their haters brains melt," is all he had to say.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
Don't feel bad about it. After all it's a well known fact that Davespeak is the most complex language in the world.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
This is nice.

https://twitter.com/mas_lucha/status/1376223473786359814

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!
https://twitter.com/NylaRoseBeast/status/1376233870656438291

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

nyla owns

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008




I'm buying a house later this year (thanks to a small loan of a down payment from my boomer parents, I have earned nothing, do not congratulate me) and I'm totally stealing this idea.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/RefAubrey/status/1376238883520667654?s=20

Tully's going for the TNT title

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007


Nyla would be the most fun friend in the group in any situation, you can just tell

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?




Did someone screencap this? What did it say?

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Vandar posted:

Did someone screencap this? What did it say?

Basically, "I'm not a racist/bigot, but I can't be held responsible for how my friends/co-workers behave."

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Vandar posted:

Did someone screencap this? What did it say?

He said he was a nihilist and doesn't discriminate and no one tells him what to do except his employer.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Vandar posted:

Did someone screencap this? What did it say?

I treat everyone as equals.I have no “isms” or “ phobics”of any kind, nor any political or religious leanings. NO ONE has any say on how I do my job except my employers.If I know people who have any of the above, that is on them not me.

— William Regal (@RealKingRegal) March 27, 2021

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/TonyKhan/status/1376264577378353155

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

More than anything, what this brings home is what a difference crowds make. This past year we’ve gotten used to the wrestlers doing their best as fan stand ins, but AEW in front of hot crowds again is going to be absolutely nuts.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Replace Hulk Hogan with this child.

https://twitter.com/hulkhogan/status/1376237447491772416?s=10

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!
Why should a child that young know, or even care about Hulk Hogan? Where are his parents? he needs put in protective custody.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

smikey posted:

Why should a child that young know, or even care about Hulk Hogan? Where are his parents? he needs put in protective custody.

Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003
That entire room is a crime but lol at the kid saying the poster lets him keep up with his measurements while it's mounted above the baseboard and he thinks he's 3 feet tall.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Psychepath posted:

That entire room is a crime but lol at the kid saying the poster lets him keep up with his measurements while it's mounted above the baseboard and he thinks he's 3 feet tall.

That's how they figure out everybody's worked heights

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


don’t doxx me

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Ganso Bomb posted:

That's how they figure out everybody's worked heights

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

It looks like Cole is wearing a tiny Kaaba around his neck

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

How many autographed hulk hogan lifting belts does one shop need

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/OfficialTAZ/status/1376351750735691780

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