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Snip unto others as you would have them snop unto you
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Mar 23, 2021 23:02
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crabs have no gods the only thing a crab reveres is a bigger crab
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Mar 23, 2021 23:31
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what are gods if not bigger men
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Mar 23, 2021 23:40
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Leperflesh posted:crabs have no gods Premise 1: God has qualities of all things. Premise 2: Crabs are things. Conclusion: God is the biggest possible crab, and is worshipped as such. Hi, my name is CS Lewis, and I'd like to talk to you about my new book, The Crab, The Druid, and The Conch Lamp.
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Mar 23, 2021 23:40
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The Crab is an allegory for Joseph Smith. I was converted to Mormonism post-humously!
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Mar 23, 2021 23:43
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Charybdis feriatus, AKA the crucifix crab Also this came up when I was looking for images of that crab. quote:This week’s Wednesday Wonder comes from the life of St. Francis Xavier, a sixteenth century Jesuit missionary to Asia. One day, Francis was sailing to an island. A storm began raging, and a possible shipwreck loomed. Francis Xavier prayed for the ship’s safety at the request of those on board. Francis took the crucifix he wore on his neck and held it up high. Suddenly, the storm subsided.
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if the smoke if black it means the election has not been decided if the smoke is white is means a new pope as been chosen if there is no smoke then crabs have defeated and enslaved all the cardinals within, the next pope is a crab 
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Mar 24, 2021 00:11
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https://twitter.com/biologizing/status/1374498932252762115
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Mar 24, 2021 00:19
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https://i.imgur.com/drMR1za.gifv Crab out
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Mar 24, 2021 00:32
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Lol the little hop it does
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Mar 24, 2021 01:14
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https://youtu.be/f1dnocPQXDQ I’m the crab that is about to outgrow my old shell, loses the game of musical shells, and is forced to move into a broke-rear end shell. Bored fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Mar 25, 2021 |
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Mar 25, 2021 01:03
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got home from work and found this on the apartment white board
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Mar 25, 2021 01:42
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I have been informed that there is a Crab of the Day account on Twitter.
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Mar 25, 2021 04:35
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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:I have been informed that there is a Crab of the Day account on Twitter. https://twitter.com/CrabDay/status/1374566247334035457/
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Mar 25, 2021 23:46
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Manatee and crab, friends for eternity Solving mysteries and making memories Who stole the sea grass? Who ate the frozen gaaaaaaaaas? Mischief and love and some songs too That's what a manatee and crab can doooo
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Mar 26, 2021 01:08
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Unfair that crabs both look cooler and swim better than me
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Mar 26, 2021 01:10
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I haven't seen this before
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Mar 26, 2021 01:22
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Captain Hygiene posted:Unfair that crabs both look cooler and swim better than me know your place, vertebrate
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Mar 26, 2021 01:40
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https://i.imgur.com/iEppbex.gifv My ancestors are smiling at me Imperial! Can you say the same?!
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Mar 26, 2021 18:48
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Cartoon Man posted:https://i.imgur.com/iEppbex.gifv Sinners In The Hands of an Angry Cod
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Mar 26, 2021 18:52
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Mar 27, 2021 04:48
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Finely, a place to poop in private
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Mar 27, 2021 04:50
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"oh i get it if i pretend to be interested in one of these the immensely huge yet lesser lifeform will leave me alone"
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https://youtu.be/kOdrRIMYQgI Creb
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Mar 28, 2021 03:42
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Captain Hygiene posted:Finely, a place to poop in private
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Mar 28, 2021 23:32
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https://twitter.com/CrabDay/status/1376299635497656320 edit: 
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