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bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

also at $750 per day chairs and cots are too pricy

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Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

i enjoy the admission that liberals will turn full fash if someone is too mean to them

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

bedpan posted:

the cruelty is not needless or senseless; cruelty is the product and resource for the system.

drat. too hosed up to believe

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Smythe posted:

why so needlessly cruel

because the cruelty is the entire point

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

Smythe posted:

no way will biden loving up covid ever make it to the national """ZEITGEIST"""

hes an angel actually, and epic. :angel:

Short of a mutant strain that it's immune to vaccine (so COVID-22) I'm not sure how much worse Biden could botch this than he has, especially if people can actually start getting there vaccines. Which I'm going to hed l guess is going to have maybe a 75% acceptance rate, since AntiVax people are going to avoid if and im sure a not insignificant number of Chuds will also refuse to get it for Culture War reasons

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

$750 a day is $273750 a year.

The United States pays more than a quarter of a million dollars per year per child.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

lol the government could literally buy each refugee their own lovely trailer home and it would be less expensive

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
becoming post left because of snake emojis

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

bedpan posted:

$750 a day is $273750 a year.

The United States pays more than a quarter of a million dollars per year per child.

lotta really bad people making a looooooooooooot of money up and down that payroll and vendor chain

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

The room in which the boys were fed, was a large stone hall, with a copper at one end: out of which the master, dressed in an apron for the purpose, and assisted by one or two women, ladled the gruel at mealtimes. Of this festive composition each boy had one porringer, and no more--except on occasions of great public rejoicing, when he had two ounces and a quarter of bread besides.

The bowls never wanted washing. The boys polished them with their spoons till they shone again; and when they had performed this operation (which never took very long, the spoons being nearly as large as the bowls), they would sit staring at the copper, with such eager eyes, as if they could have devoured the very bricks of which it was composed; employing themselves, meanwhile, in sucking their fingers most assiduously, with the view of catching up any stray splashes of gruel that might have been cast thereon. Boys have generally excellent appetites. Oliver Twist and his companions suffered the tortures of slow starvation for three months: at last they got so voracious and wild with hunger, that one boy, who was tall for his age, and hadn't been used to that sort of thing (for his father had kept a small cook-shop), hinted darkly to his companions, that unless he had another basin of gruel per diem, he was afraid he might some night happen to eat the boy who slept next him, who happened to be a weakly youth of tender age. He had a wild, hungry eye; and they implicitly believed him. A council was held; lots were cast who should walk up to the master after supper that evening, and ask for more; and it fell to Oliver Twist.

The evening arrived; the boys took their places. The master, in his cook's uniform, stationed himself at the copper; his pauper assistants ranged themselves behind him; the gruel was served out; and a long grace was said over the short commons. The gruel disappeared; the boys whispered each other, and winked at Oliver; while his next neighbours nudged him. Child as he was, he was desperate with hunger, and reckless with misery. He rose from the table; and advancing to the master, basin and spoon in hand, said: somewhat alarmed at his own temerity:

'Please, sir, I want some more.'

The master was a fat, healthy man; but he turned very pale. He gazed in stupified astonishment on the small rebel for some seconds, and then clung for support to the copper. The assistants were paralysed with wonder; the boys with fear.

'What!' said the master at length, in a faint voice.

'Please, sir,' replied Oliver, 'I want some more.'

The master aimed a blow at Oliver's head with the ladle; pinioned him in his arm; and shrieked aloud for the beadle.

The board were sitting in solemn conclave, when Mr Bumble rushed into the room in great excitement, and addressing the gentleman in the high chair, said,

'Mr Limbkins, I beg your pardon, sir! Oliver Twist has asked for more!'

There was a general start. Horror was depicted on every countenance.

'For MORE!' said Mr Limbkins. 'Compose yourself, Bumble, and answer me distinctly. Do I understand that he asked for more, after he had eaten the supper allotted by the dietary?'

'He did, sir,' replied Bumble.

'That boy will be hung,' said the gentleman in the white waistcoat. 'I know that boy will be hung.'

Nobody controverted the prophetic gentleman's opinion. An animated discussion took place. Oliver was ordered into instant confinement; and a bill was next morning pasted on the outside of the gate, offering a reward of five pounds to anybody who would take Oliver Twist off the hands of the parish. In other words, five pounds and Oliver Twist were offered to any man or woman who wanted an apprentice to any trade, business, or calling.

'I never was more convinced of anything in my life,' said the gentleman in the white waistcoat, as he knocked at the gate and read the bill next morning: 'I never was more convinced of anything in my life, than I am that that boy will come to be hung.'

As I purpose to show in the sequel whether the white waistcoated gentleman was right or not, I should perhaps mar the interest of this narrative (supposing it to possess any at all), if I ventured to hint just yet, whether the life of Oliver Twist had this violent termination or no.

- Still somehow better than the U.S's modern child cages.

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

It seems that the boomer liberal opinion is that the Biden administration is doing the hard work of "solving the problems that cause immigrants to come to the US."

What this entails is apparently irrelevant; the people on the television say this is what is happening, and the Biden administration claims that it has empathy so clearly only a weirdo cynic wouldn't trust them.

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020

Ytlaya posted:

It seems that the boomer liberal opinion is that the Biden administration is doing the hard work of "solving the problems that cause immigrants to come to the US."

What this entails is apparently irrelevant; the people on the television say this is what is happening, and the Biden administration claims that it has empathy so clearly only a weirdo cynic wouldn't trust them.

How did I not see it before

Immigrants come to the US because no one tweeted at them not to

The solution is as brave as it is simple

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

AOC tweeted that maybe we should investigate child jail contractors with problematic records, a while back. Wonder if she's made any progress on that.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Weembles posted:

So is AOC going to get merged into the khive or are we going to set up a separate khive just for her?

i seem to recall khive hating her for some vague reason

Cromulent_Chill
Apr 6, 2009

Administration looking to help authoritarians in Central and South America keep their populace under heel to stop migrants coming to America is now the compassionate option.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Judakel posted:

weird how democratic socialists revert back to identity politics as a satisfactory explanation for discontent. almost like they're liberals

if these godforsaken jackasses are democratic socialists, what the hell am I gonna call myself if I believe that socialism and democracy are two great tastes that taste great together

should just call myself a maggotmasterist

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Always Obfuscated Centrist

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

World War Mammories posted:

if these godforsaken jackasses are democratic socialists, what the hell am I gonna call myself if I believe that socialism and democracy are two great tastes that taste great together

should just call myself a maggotmasterist

socialist or communist op

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
Democracy just seems like a great way to get aristocracies at this point

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



WampaLord posted:

because the cruelty is the entire point

I think you'll find Biden is actually too gentle

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Martha Stewart Undying posted:

Democracy just seems like a great way to get aristocracies at this point

monarchy is problematic. im more about absolute girlbossocracy

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

paranoid randroid posted:

i seem to recall khive hating her for some vague reason

she took Bernie's side and KHivers form grudges for life

Minion of Freya
Jan 2, 2017

politifact rates this false, they are in fact made of galvanized steel

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020
God drat! This is all really bad!

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

:drat:

Organ Fiend
May 21, 2007

custom title
This song popped up on my station and I thought about this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT70MciTYjA

Bootleg Trunks
Jun 12, 2020


:captainpop:

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

https://twitter.com/junipersbird/status/1376359326806335497

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

:hmmyes: democrats are not socialists

Bootleg Trunks
Jun 12, 2020

My replies are just out of frame

https://twitter.com/JunipersBird/status/1376631453245652993?s=20

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011


lol, the obvious answer is that there is a real discussion to be had about AOC's faults, while everyone agrees that Sinema is trash.

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

AOCIDORE, WIZARD OF THE TWELFTH REALM OF EPHYSIYES, MASTER OF LIGHT AND SHADOW, MANIPULATOR OF MAGICAL DELIGHTS, DEVOURER OF CHAOS, CHAMPION OF THE GREAT HALLS OF TERR'AKAS, THE ELVES KNOW HIM AS FI'ANG YALOK, THE DWARVES KNOW HIM AS ZOENEN HOOGSTANDJES, AND HE IS KNOWN IN THE EAST AS GAISMUNENAS MEISTAR, AND THERE MAY BE OTHER SECRET NAMES YOU MAY NOT KNOW YET...

...

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Bootleg Trunks
Jun 12, 2020

Was kween in yellow a good account that went succ or did they always succ

the 2016 lover
May 29, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Fun Shoe
kween in yellow went hard succ around mid last year

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Bootleg Trunks posted:

Was kween in yellow a good account that went succ or did they always succ

They went full succ during the force the vote debate and never looked back.

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

Bootleg Trunks posted:

Was kween in yellow a good account that went succ or did they always succ

they probably havent changed much its just that still going to bat for bernie and the squad is deeply pathetic

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
liberals ain't the left.

feel like that should be the very first line of the OP

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014


I teach kids. They think twitter is for old people now.

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Euphoriaphone
Aug 10, 2006

drat maybe the right really is getting better at comedy?

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