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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

*gestures to everything crumbling around us while a privileged few are able to live in isolated paradises built by our sweat, blood, and tears*

"hmm idk i'm not convinced do you have anything from the 1800s I could read to make it clearer?"

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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

The Pussy Boss posted:

AOC tweeted that maybe we should investigate child jail contractors with problematic records, a while back. Wonder if she's made any progress on that.

sOmEbOdY sHOuLd dO sOMeThING!

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Euphoriaphone posted:

drat maybe the right really is getting better at comedy?


stopped clocks. the satire is correct regardless of its source

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

I'm ugly President Michael Douglas

And I'm Vice President Ryan Schutt. And I'm ugly.

Peragus
Sep 13, 2011


lol

Euphoriaphone posted:

drat maybe the right really is getting better at comedy?


for democratic politicians since they'll point out the hypocrisy of the dems that liberals don't want acknowledge

culture war poo poo, still terrible at that. see the lil nas pearl clutching

Organ Fiend
May 21, 2007

custom title

spacetoaster posted:

I teach kids. They think twitter is for old people now.

I feel a disturbance in the force.

It's as if millions of millennials cried out at one and were ok boomered.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/dougmillsnyt/status/1376656331696959489?s=20

gandlethorpe
Aug 16, 2008

:gowron::m10:
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1376655669307260928?s=19

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

smart. agreed.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

He's gonna start banging his head against it like a parakeet with a mirror.

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Malleum
Aug 16, 2014

Am I the one at fault? What about me is wrong?
Buglord

Majorian posted:

He's gonna start banging his head against it like a parakeet with a mirror.

um, excuse me, he's not a senile dotard aggressing at his reflection, he's creating a secular wailing wall and its incredibly unifying

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Has Biden built the wall yet?

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Biden is going to bring partitions into existence if that's what you mean

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

spacetoaster posted:

I teach kids. They think twitter is for old people now.

I don't have it in me to have to transfer to yet another social network. I'm just gonna go back to phone calls and texting.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/NBCNightlyNews/status/1376595007696556033?s=20

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Cpt_Obvious posted:

Has Biden built the wall yet?

Please, the accepted term is national safety divider.

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

A couple of weeks ago it was women Air Force generals. Same blood-soaked empire, but a woke blood-soaked empire.

Falstaff
Apr 27, 2008

I have a kind of alacrity in sinking.

This is a while back, but...

Eggplant Squire posted:

Does anyone have that edit of the Kelly thanksgiving cartoon but it's leftists wanting to watch breadtube instead of reading theory I didn't save it when I had the chance and that was a mistake since it continues to be funny

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

this loving sucks and makes me want to loving die in a landfill

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

"wow, lotta people worked on this movie!"

Cromulent_Chill
Apr 6, 2009

loving weird that they're sitting

Bootleg Trunks
Jun 12, 2020

Falstaff posted:

This is a while back, but...




Lmao

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

How did Biden dodge the draft?

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

KomradeX posted:

How did Biden dodge the draft?

student deferments then asthma

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Falstaff posted:

This is a while back, but...



KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

Rectal Death Adept posted:

student deferments then asthma

Love my empire of chicken hawks

BitcoinRockefeller
May 11, 2003

God gave me my money.

Hair Elf

Rectal Death Adept posted:

student deferments then asthma

How dare you even suggest this was draft dodging, he was a studious young man with a real illness, not like draft dodger Trump whose deferments were fake and wrong.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Falstaff posted:

This is a while back, but...




lmao

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


i wish jay inslee would get into some scandals so i could be eligible for the vax already

https://twitter.com/ademrudin/status/1376648025691541504?s=21

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

BitcoinRockefeller posted:

How dare you even suggest this was draft dodging, he was a studious young man with a real illness, not like draft dodger Trump whose deferments were fake and wrong.

I, too, am nazi

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Demoncraps

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!




draft dodging is honestly cool and good, unless you go into politics and attempt to send other people off to die in wars that you, a rich rear end in a top hat, would not have had to fight in

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

john mccain was a war hero because he destroyed millions of dollars worth of US military equipment and almost took out an aircraft carrier

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Atrocious Joe posted:

john mccain was a war hero because he destroyed millions of dollars worth of US military equipment and almost took out an aircraft carrier

very problematic for the left to cancel a guy who destroyed enough american planes to count as a NVA fighter ace

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

Bideo James posted:

this loving sucks and makes me want to loving die in a landfill

Bloodwoke

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Falstaff posted:

This is a while back, but...




Thank you!

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Thump! posted:

draft dodging is honestly cool and good, unless you go into politics and attempt to send other people off to die in wars that you, a rich rear end in a top hat, would not have had to fight in

i hope that the last war is soon enough that I won't be drafted to sit in a gamer chair and launch missiles at people when I inevitably fail whatever physical requirements there are

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Funny how Ted Cruz of all people want to visit those places in 2021 but not during 2017-2020.

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mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Thump! posted:

draft dodging is honestly cool and good, unless you go into politics and attempt to send other people off to die in wars that you, a rich rear end in a top hat, would not have had to fight in

It's weird as hell the last war presidents fought in, the rich were demanding to be on the front lines (jfk, hw)

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