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V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

do you ever think about that pic of pete buttigieg thats like him biting into a cinnamon bun and he llooks like a drat rat

it's cos he is a proud murine-american, a historically opposed group i'll have you know

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Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Low Desert Punk posted:

andrew WK is a product of MKULTRA

WK Ultra

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Andrew MK

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

i initially thought it was a chicken wing which would explain this but no, its a cinnamon bun



the person who said that Pete looks like that because he is maintaining combat awareness while he eats the cinnamon roll and so is scanning the perimeter for potential threats.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

uber_stoat posted:

the person who said that Pete looks like that because he is maintaining combat awareness while he eats the cinnamon roll and so is scanning the perimeter for potential threats.

Rodents are prey animals, hyper alertness would be a common survival trait.

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
George W. almost dying from a pretzel.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2002-jan-14-mn-22490-story.html%3f_amp=true

I thought that poo poo was super funny even when I was 11.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
I also remember hearing the pretzel thing was a cover story for falling off the wagon, getting blackout drunk and tripping over an ottoman or something.

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
I have to issue that correction every time the pretzel story crops up here

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Oct 15, 2012

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Volcott posted:

I also remember hearing the pretzel thing was a cover story for falling off the wagon, getting blackout drunk and tripping over an ottoman or something.

I choose to believe the cover story because it’s 1000x funnier imo

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
I choose to believe he fell off the wagon, got blackout drunk, and almost choked on a pretzel

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

i initially thought it was a chicken wing which would explain this but no, its a cinnamon bun



still can't believe that's not a wing

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
what a moron he can't even eat!!

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020

indigi posted:

still can't believe that's not a wing

look at the state of the cinnamon bun on the plate too. what the hell dude

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
where’s the quote about that being a soldierly trait, to eat like that

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

pete ate like that on purpose imo

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Punkin Spunkin posted:

I choose to believe he fell off the wagon, got blackout drunk, and almost choked on a pretzel

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
twitter libs saying it was homophobic to call Pete a rat

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

Low Desert Punk posted:

twitter libs saying it was homophobic to call Pete a rat

It was very considerate of the libs to take a break from their constant stream of prison rape jokes and Trump/Putin slash fiction to post about this.

That's what you call being an ALLY.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Low Desert Punk posted:

twitter libs saying it was homophobic to call Pete a rat
twitter libs saying it was misogynist to call Liz a snake

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

look at the state of the cinnamon bun on the plate too. what the hell dude

I imagine just eating a cinnamon bun normally has the potential to be an embarrassing photo op if it falls apart or you get frosting on you or something, maybe his campaign advisers coached him to do that to avoid problems and he still managed to make it weird.

Shaffness
Jan 15, 2001

a fatguy baldspot posted:

pete ate like that on purpose imo

Of course that's the way rodents eat.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Low Desert Punk posted:

twitter libs saying it was homophobic to call Pete a rat

calling him "buttchug" was also homophobic because it has butt in it, which is the sole territory of gay men

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

sleeptalker posted:

I imagine just eating a cinnamon bun normally has the potential to be an embarrassing photo op if it falls apart or you get frosting on you or something, maybe his campaign advisers coached him to do that to avoid problems and he still managed to make it weird.

Just use a fork then!

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it's unfair to folks who buttchug to associate them with ratboy.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Punkin Spunkin posted:

twitter libs saying it was misogynist to call Liz a snake

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
Twitter libs saying white liberal leaders were "politically black" and BIPOC Bernie supporters were "politically white".

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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GalacticAcid posted:

where’s the quote about that being a soldierly trait, to eat like that

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
"Hot area of the world" really sets the whole thing off

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
"Sergeant, everywhere we deploy seems to turn into a hot zone, what's up with that?"

Laterite has issued a correction as of 06:11 on Mar 30, 2021

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

haha, there it is.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
good god imagine respecting pete buttigieg anyone that soulless should be put down for their own good to end their suffering and pathetic existence

- a quote from pete buttigieg's dad probably he seems rad

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Private Cumshoe posted:

good god imagine respecting pete buttigieg anyone that soulless should be put down for their own good to end their suffering and pathetic existence

- a quote from pete buttigieg's dad probably he seems rad

He did a poo poo job of parenting his kid though

Between Kamalas dad and Buttigiegs dad we see two major examples Marxist parents failing to instill decent values in their kids. Or perhaps it is just an object lesson in the primacy of class in informing ideology.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Rob Ford (mayor of Toronto) being filmed completely drunk as poo poo in public speaking patois on multiple occasions, and weaseling out of admitting to smoking crack because s reporter asked him "are you addicted to crack?" And he answered no because "yes I have smoked crack, but I'm not addicted to it".

Then he died a year later and boomers melted down on social media when you pointed out that you don't have to be nice about a bloated, hypocritical piece of poo poo just because he died.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Bunga bunga parties

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp
And so, I’m going to say something outrageous: I have never been particularly poor at calculating how to get things done in the United States Senate. So the best way to get something done, if you — if you hold near and dear to you that you like to be able to — anyway —

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Mr. Lobe posted:

He did a poo poo job of parenting his kid though

Between Kamalas dad and Buttigiegs dad we see two major examples Marxist parents failing to instill decent values in their kids. Or perhaps it is just an object lesson in the primacy of class in informing ideology.

how should a marxist parent instill decent values in their kids though? All kids are fuckin idiots it's hard enough to get them to read and lmao at trying to make your kid more like yourself or some dumb naive poo poo

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
when your kid grows up to join the cia or dedicates their life to criminalizing the existence of poor people for the sake of slavery, you done messed up.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

It's hard to instill Marxist values in your kids if you're a rich dude in a cushy job.

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V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

imo it's not *that* hard - i've seen several instances of socialist upbringing - but one has to start with basic collective decency and suchlike, otherwise you just get kids of independent-minded academics, which are exactly the sort of people to start imagining they're special and destined for great things etc

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