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The Oldest Man posted:Why micro manage when you can just preselect people who have an entire police department in their own heads because there's nothing a manager in an office loves more than pointlessly micromanaging people, and amazon doesn't have robot run warehouses for twitter posters yet
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Mar 30, 2021 05:06
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https://twitter.com/amazonfcdarla/status/1376561387707719680?s=21 You’d think the biggest PR department in the world could put a little more effort into this
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Mar 30, 2021 05:16
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pretty certain that one is a parody account because the recovery email is @gmail.com. (or so someone claims)
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Mar 30, 2021 05:18
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Hey, don't be so hard on them. This technology is new.
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Mar 30, 2021 05:19
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Ruffian Price posted:mean it's still worth doing oh is it a bit? I can't tell so I just react to tweets on an aesthetic level and leave it at that
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Mar 30, 2021 05:54
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I bet every single one of those PR fuckups were done on purpose because the poor folks doing them care just barely enough to pass inspection by their higher-ups, and not a bit further. And that is a noble attitude and one I can respect. They give you only a fraction of your value, so you only give them a fraction of your effort.
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Mar 30, 2021 05:56
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smarxist posted:the amazon propaganda machine had a hiccup today 'my lovely warehouse job is my entire identity, to the degree that i will include my employers name in my twitter handle' was the giveaway.
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Mar 30, 2021 06:09
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Laserface posted:'my lovely warehouse job is my entire identity, to the degree that i will include my employers name in my twitter handle' was the giveaway. Nah, Amazon paid a bunch of people to operate accounts in that format. This one is just a troll though.
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Mar 30, 2021 06:10
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hbag posted:wonder how many years itll take before they manage to get away with implanting cortex bombs in their employees to incentivize work they won't need a bomb the Tesla brand brain controller will just turn off your bodily control if you disobey
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Mar 30, 2021 06:17
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Laserface posted:'my lovely warehouse job is my entire identity, to the degree that i will include my employers name in my twitter handle' was the giveaway. They pay them some extra pittance to do this. It's just not clear which ones are real.
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Mar 30, 2021 06:21
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I once worked a company where the CEO walked up to all the new hires and made them write glowing Glassdoor reviews lol
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Mar 30, 2021 06:34
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There are multiple bars in my city that require servers to post on Facebook about how much they love their jobs.
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Mar 30, 2021 06:48
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Centrist Committee posted:I once worked a company where the CEO walked up to all the new hires and made them write glowing Glassdoor reviews lol one weird trick to hire people, employees hate it!
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Mar 30, 2021 06:49
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Inceltown posted:Nah, Amazon paid a bunch of people to operate accounts in that format. This one is just a troll though. I mean, when the support tickets for legitimate, out-of-control Amazon twitter account get closed as WONTFIX, the door's wide open for a spoof...
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Mar 30, 2021 08:29
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https://twitter.com/robrousseau/status/1376712943073656836
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Mar 30, 2021 09:59
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Amazon obv has good PR, this is just dumb CEO meddling https://twitter.com/pareene/status/1376289333397831686
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Mar 30, 2021 10:13
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Centrist Committee posted:I once worked a company where the CEO walked up to all the new hires and made them write glowing Glassdoor reviews lol more like revolving door amirite
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Mar 30, 2021 12:22
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looks like amazon darla deleted her tweets edit: lol account was suspeneded
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Mar 30, 2021 13:48
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smarxist posted:have you ever saw a big tiddy anime drawing and thought "i'd like to own that big tiddy anime drawing", well, right-click save-as
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Mar 30, 2021 16:08
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Lemniscate Blue posted:right-click save-as Yeah but how ya gonna prove it?
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Mar 30, 2021 19:16
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https://twitter.com/jason_koebler/status/1376968449889460227?s=20 https://twitter.com/jason_koebler/status/1376970341914828800?s=20
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Mar 30, 2021 20:24
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looks like someone has an A in Crimes
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Mar 30, 2021 20:38
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i thought nuts and bolts was as low as banjo could sink
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Mar 30, 2021 20:39
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LGD posted:https://twitter.com/jason_koebler/status/1376968449889460227?s=20 poor man's promis lmao
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Mar 30, 2021 20:48
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my crimes.txt ->file->save as
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Mar 30, 2021 21:04
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There is a new type of techbro. This one doesn't reinvent the bus, they've reinvented radio https://twitter.com/DylanByers/status/1376887078445744133
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Mar 31, 2021 00:24
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Inceltown posted:There is a new type of techbro. This one doesn't reinvent the bus, they've reinvented radio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzAdXyPYKQo
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Mar 31, 2021 00:31
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Riot Bimbo posted:Ruling class probably going "eww those loving gross proles have disgusting hygeine and habit" as they literally snort the ground up bones of amazon drivers while mainlining adrenochrome, even more certain that what they're doing is just and right. lol the gently caress are you talking about
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Mar 31, 2021 00:33
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Love to develop a diesel engine and say we need to work on car companies impact on the environment https://twitter.com/newscientist/status/1377165281051598849?s=19
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Mar 31, 2021 08:51
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"faked a simulated child abduction" so like they pretended to pretend a child abduction was happening? like they faked a practice run!? what!? quote:In its sales pitches to the state, Banjo "solved" a simulated child abduction case in "27 seconds," according to documents obtained by Motherboard using a public records request and presentations Banjo made at the time. The Utah Attorney General's office was particularly impressed by this simulation, though it declined to tell Motherboard what it entailed. According to the new state audit, the technology used in this simulation was not verified by the state, and the auditor has doubts that it used any AI.
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Mar 31, 2021 09:14
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A Bakers Cousin posted:Love to develop a diesel engine and say we need to work on car companies impact on the environment we said we're working on it, what more do you want, not make nfts??
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Mar 31, 2021 09:43
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A Bakers Cousin posted:Love to develop a diesel engine and say we need to work on car companies impact on the environment Reminds me of that Keurig rear end in a top hat bemoaning the environmental impact of Keurig pods, from atop his pile of coffee stained money.
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Mar 31, 2021 13:29
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FFT posted:"faked a simulated child abduction" in the article it says the company said that they solved a kidnapping drill in 27 seconds except that was a lie and they never ran the drill thru their "ai"
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Mar 31, 2021 14:35
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Soo all it takes to make a fancy new AI company is to get some chumps to sign an NDA and be the best mechanical turk minimum wage can buy
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Mar 31, 2021 14:43
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Colonel Cancer posted:Soo all it takes to make a fancy new AI company is to get some chumps to sign an NDA and be the best mechanical turk minimum wage can buy correct, some MIT idiots did the exact same thing to DARPA in afganistan a few years back
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Mar 31, 2021 16:16
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the guy that sold dowsing rods for 60k a pop to the us army in the late 2000s got put in prison, but should have been given a medal for his pioneering research into the field of getting stupid assholes to pay for dumb poo poo
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Mar 31, 2021 16:35
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Malleum posted:the guy that sold dowsing rods for 60k a pop to the us army in the late 2000s got put in prison, but should have been given a medal for his pioneering research into the field of getting stupid assholes to pay for dumb poo poo The Iraq army was still using those things up until 2015, when I last paid attention
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Mar 31, 2021 16:36
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Oh yeah the bomb dowsing rod was one heck of an invention
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Mar 31, 2021 16:37
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hell water utilities still use dowsing rods and claim they work too
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Mar 31, 2021 16:53
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Colonel Cancer posted:Soo all it takes to make a fancy new AI company is to get some chumps to sign an NDA and be the best mechanical turk minimum wage can buy Yeah, a lot of "AI" is this. Americans don't like talking to "someone in India" in a chat box, but they don't mind talking to an "AI" (wow! the future!) that's actually someone in India (or Missouri) clicking predefined chat responses, and it's much cheaper than developing AI
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