3D Megadoodoo posted:

Ah so "psycho" means "having an actual personality so you don't need to pretend your automobile is one"?

little munchkin posted:

normal human being: I like the color green. It's pretty

cspam poster: I actually feel bad for you

little munchkin posted:

normal human being: I like the color green. It's pretty

cspam poster: I actually feel bad for you

little munchkin posted:

normal human being: I like the color green. It's pretty

cspam poster: I actually feel bad for you

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I like red but if I could get a brown car cheaper, I'd choose the brown car because, get this: you don't actually look at your own car when driving.

e: Also let's not forget the fact that this was in response to a person claiming that people who don't care about the specific colour of their automobile are literally crazy.

Fried Watermelon posted:

I have a picture of my car on my desk at work instead of my family

the sex ghost posted:

Daughter
Car
Guns
Wife

In that order. Any questions?

the sex ghost posted:

Daughter
Car
Guns
Wife

In that order. Any questions?

bob dobbs is dead posted:

https://www.dresseswithpockets.com/

ArmZ posted:

most new cars only offer shades of red, blue, or white/gray/black

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Ah so "psycho" means "having an actual personality so you don't need to pretend your automobile is one"?

the sex ghost posted:

Daughter
Car
Guns
Wife

In that order. Any questions?

spacetoaster posted:

State paid 46 million dollars for a robo adjudication system with a 93% error rate in penalizing people for fraud.

40,000 people affected, many forced into bankruptcy.

Holy poo poo.

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2021/03/26/judge-unemployment-midas-false-fraud-fast-enterprises-csg/7014975002/

quote:

CENTENNIAL, Colo., Oct. 6, 2020 /PRNewswire/ -- PEOPLE magazine has named government software and consulting services provider Fast Enterprises, LLC (FAST) a company that has "gone above and beyond" in supporting employees and communities during the COVID-19 pandemic.

FAST and other U.S. companies were recognized in PEOPLE's September 2020 issue for succeeding in business while also demonstrating outstanding respect, care, and concern for their employees, communities, and the environment during the pandemic.
https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/people-magazine-names-fast-enterprises-a-top-50-company-that-cares-301146425.html

spacetoaster posted:

State paid 46 million dollars for a robo adjudication system with a 93% error rate in penalizing people for fraud.

40,000 people affected, many forced into bankruptcy.

Holy poo poo.

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2021/03/26/judge-unemployment-midas-false-fraud-fast-enterprises-csg/7014975002/

Len posted:

The balls to name the system MiDAS after the king who destroyed himself by trying to get all the money

little munchkin posted:

normal human being: I like the color green. It's pretty

cspam poster: I actually feel bad for you

Proust Malone posted:

on the topic of overthinking car colors, I feel unsettled about the current fashion of drab and matte colors on cars, or even more on trucks. They evoke this weirdly fascistic aesthetic of masculinity you find in things like toiletries where the men’s stuff is just Spartan and grey to avoid the risk a color might threaten my delicate hold on my heterosexuality.



I need my poo poo bland as possible because
colors are for queers.

The Oldest Man posted:

Lanyards and PMC types don't understand parables. They understand that story as "that guy who turns things to gold" not "a life-ending curse of greed."

quote:

Maybe it’s because I’m the oldest in our family and something of a Girl Scout, but I’ve always identified with the older brother in the parable. How grating it must have been to see his wayward sibling welcomed back as if nothing had happened. It must have felt as if all his years of hard work and dutiful care meant nothing at all.

Bert Roberge posted:

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V. Illych L. posted:

if my employer tried this i think i might legit do anonymous property damage to them, ideally whilst on the clock

Bert Roberge posted:

the sex ghost posted:

Love to go on a break but not tell the computer that I'm on a break, then click on my break and have another break. Then go on my lunch

spacetoaster posted:

Here's an example of her comparing herself to the parable of the prodigal son:

indigi posted:

to quote the philosophers of Dead Prez, "don't put me on dishes, I'm droppin them bitches, and takin all day long to mop the kitchen"

Elman posted:

Are you aware that you might be committing time clock fraud?

spacetoaster posted:

Don't ever read Hillary Clinton's book: "What Happened"


Here's an example of her comparing herself to the parable of the prodigal son:

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I like red but if I could get a brown car cheaper, I'd choose the brown car because, get this: you don't actually look at your own car when driving.

Salt Fish posted:

I bought a car in 2015 and it was my first time buying from a dealership. I went to one and test drove a car, and then got a printout with a quote on it. I told the sales guy "This is great, thank you, but I do need to shop around a bit more and compare a few prices". The dude reached out and snatched the printout from my hands, ripped it up, and told me "the deals off then, we can't give you that price". I was stunned honestly like actually stunned. I told him "fine, that's not going to stop me from shopping around" and left.

As I'm driving away from the dealership I get a phonecall, obviously from the dealership. I bounced it and checked the voice mail later and its like "hey man, this is the manager wow I heard you weren't happy about the price we offered you please give me a call back right away so we can talk" and gently caress that what the hell? It was like being in a sitcom about buying a car or something. I've never had an adult snatch an item out of my hands like that before it was like in Always Sunny when Mac grabs the contract from the lawyer and eats it.

Salt Fish posted:

Yup that truck is "super white".