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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

SKULL.GIF posted:

So that's at minimum 42 massage therapists (or would-be-therapists (or estheticians and flight attendants)) that Watson was working with.

Nothing out of the ordinary here, move on.

Yes but have you considered the fact that Deshaun Watson was able to get 18 massage therapists to issue statements in support of him undercuts the argument that he's unable to piece together from the dates and places in the 21 civil complaints the names of those who have sued him?

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1377320915940339719?s=20

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Even Florio raising an eyebrow all the sudden. God it is the battle of the incompetents

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

fsif posted:

Yes but have you considered the fact that Deshaun Watson was able to get 18 massage therapists to issue statements in support of him undercuts the argument that he's unable to piece together from the dates and places in the 21 civil complaints the names of those who have sued him?

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1377320915940339719?s=20

Lmao when you've lost florio. Good lord how is Hardin known as the best lawyer for athletes?

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
How....how did he think that would work.

I don’t assault everyone I meet isn’t as airtight as you would think

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Have you ever thought about the people I didn’t murder? There are billions of them!

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
You are one of them, you owe me.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Yeah, sorry, Deshaun/his lawyer definitely look stupider than Buzbee at this point, as much as everyone wants to desperately keep trying to make it a competition so they can watch the football happily

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Chris James 2 posted:

Yeah, sorry, Deshaun/his lawyer definitely look stupider than Buzbee at this point, as much as everyone wants to desperately keep trying to make it a competition so they can watch the football happily

Who in this thread is doing that?

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

you and me. we talked about this

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Watson should have flown in some lawyers instead.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

King Hong Kong posted:

Watson should have flown in some lawyers instead.

Not his style to fly people in who are professionals in the profession he wants. Now bringing in a team of sovcits that's exactly his style.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
"I'm not racist I have black friends!"

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
there are people on twitter in the replies trying to defend having 40 masseuses over a 2 year period as just something rich people do, which is insane to me. it's like saying rich people have 24 different primary care doctors. if you find one that works why would you be constantly searching for new ones?


e: I guess I could see having a sport masseuse, a Swedish masseuse, uh, idk another kind. reiki? maybe like 2-3 who each do a specific kind

indigi fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Mar 31, 2021

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I’m not even sure how that makes sense, if Watsons lawyer was smart would that mean he’s innocent?

I get the urge to own goons but it’s got to make sense

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

indigi posted:

there are people on twitter in the replies trying to defend having 40 masseuses over a 2 year period as just something rich people do, which is insane to me. it's like saying rich people have 24 different primary care doctors. if you find one that works why would you be constantly searching for new ones?

I mean the only “innocent” explanation I can think of is that he wants a different woman to massage his body every time because he would otherwise get bored and gets his rocks off on the variety but that he at least keeps those feelings to himself.

I do not for one second believe that btw.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

indigi posted:

it's like saying rich people have 24 different primary care doctors. if you find one that works why would you be constantly searching for new ones?

My rich aunt does this. It's because she's a pill seeker and no one will prescribe her oxycontin anymore. Hth.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Eifert Posting posted:

My rich aunt does this. It's because she's a pill seeker and no one will prescribe her oxycontin anymore. Hth.

Isn’t she rich enough to just buy it from a dealer?

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Isn’t she rich enough to just buy it from a dealer?

Rich means not having to use a dealer by shopping doctors instead. If it's prescribed, then it isn't a problem

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Look out of these 45 women, here are 18 that he didn't sexually assault!

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Isn’t she rich enough to just buy it from a dealer?

Just imagine a female Rush Limbaugh who doesn't smoke. She's absolutely terrified of anybody outside of a corporate environment. Genuinely a terrible person, super racist, once told me she wished women couldn't vote because they vote blue. Even if she wasn't terrified of dealers, she'd somehow think that deliberately lying to doctors is more ethical than buying poo poo on the down low.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

Codependent Poster posted:

Look out of these 45 women, here are 18 that he didn't sexually assault!

*yet

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot

indigi posted:

there are people on twitter in the replies trying to defend having 40 masseuses over a 2 year period as just something rich people do, which is insane to me. it's like saying rich people have 24 different primary care doctors. if you find one that works why would you be constantly searching for new ones?

I would 100% do this if I were rich and so would nearly everyone I know who regularly sees a massage therapist. I'd see a favorite regular therapist 1 or 2 times a week and every morning that I wasn't seeing them, I'd be going to someone else. Everyone does things slightly differently and I'd be building up a large stable of people to see. It's the only part of this that isn't damning to Watson.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Deshaun already tried the "it was consensual" tactic before this too

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

K8.0 posted:

I would 100% do this if I were rich and so would nearly everyone I know who regularly sees a massage therapist. I'd see a favorite regular therapist 1 or 2 times a week and every morning that I wasn't seeing them, I'd be going to someone else. Everyone does things slightly differently and I'd be building up a large stable of people to see. It's the only part of this that isn't damning to Watson.

you seem quite insane but maybe it's more common than I thought

also it is still damning to Watson because he was seeking out people who aren't even masseuses

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/j_bushrod7475/status/1377357474898927619

Bjay9
May 3, 2011

Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

K8.0 posted:

I would 100% do this if I were rich and so would nearly everyone I know who regularly sees a massage therapist. I'd see a favorite regular therapist 1 or 2 times a week and every morning that I wasn't seeing them, I'd be going to someone else. Everyone does things slightly differently and I'd be building up a large stable of people to see. It's the only part of this that isn't damning to Watson.

I know you're targeting one specific quote here (and probably trolling), but if you were rich, you'd probably want the best massages performed by people with tons of experience and recommendations. Not fresh out of massage therapy school or people who's careers you could ruin before they start by being non-compliant with your demands.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
even in the case where you are a hoarder but for masseuses you'd probably be soliciting reviews from peers and coworkers and not going through two a month

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

K8.0 posted:

I would 100% do this if I were rich and so would nearly everyone I know who regularly sees a massage therapist. I'd see a favorite regular therapist 1 or 2 times a week and every morning that I wasn't seeing them, I'd be going to someone else. Everyone does things slightly differently and I'd be building up a large stable of people to see. It's the only part of this that isn't damning to Watson.

lol can we just lock this thread until something actually happens

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

indigi posted:

even in the case where you are a hoarder but for masseuses you'd probably be soliciting reviews from peers and coworkers and not going through two a month

BUT WHAT IF THEY DON'T WANT TO WORK FOR HIM AGAIN FOR UH UNRELATED REASONS

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

I mean, Robert Kraft did use rubmaps.com. Not sure that’s a great look for the poster though.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014


https://twitter.com/j_bushrod7475/status/1377361757132447748?s=20

This makes watson look so much worse, what is his defense thinking.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Rapists rape every single person they meet. It's a compulsion, they can't help it. If there's one person you haven't raped, then you haven't raped anyone

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot

Bjay9 posted:

I know you're targeting one specific quote here (and probably trolling), but if you were rich, you'd probably want the best massages performed by people with tons of experience and recommendations. Not fresh out of massage therapy school or people who's careers you could ruin before they start by being non-compliant with your demands.

Oh absolute, I'm not by any means saying Watson isn't a total loving cretin. I'm just saying that seeing a lot of massage therapists is a very normal thing. I know a few people who are not really rich but wealthy enough to see a decent number of people on a regular basis and they do. If you're rich and famous then yes, you're going to have a guy who finds them for you, and he's going to be sending you to reputable people, but the number of them is not the part that makes him a creep. He'd be just as big a creep if he did this poo poo to only one woman.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


K8.0 posted:

I would 100% do this if I were rich and so would nearly everyone I know who regularly sees a massage therapist. I'd see a favorite regular therapist 1 or 2 times a week and every morning that I wasn't seeing them, I'd be going to someone else. Everyone does things slightly differently and I'd be building up a large stable of people to see. It's the only part of this that isn't damning to Watson.

K8.0 posted:

Oh absolute, I'm not by any means saying Watson isn't a total loving cretin. I'm just saying that seeing a lot of massage therapists is a very normal thing. I know a few people who are not really rich but wealthy enough to see a decent number of people on a regular basis and they do. If you're rich and famous then yes, you're going to have a guy who finds them for you, and he's going to be sending you to reputable people, but the number of them is not the part that makes him a creep. He'd be just as big a creep if he did this poo poo to only one woman.

... but... why? What do you get from the variety in massage therapists?

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Florios need to carry water for Watson is the most bizarre thing given his history.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

SKULL.GIF posted:

... but... why? What do you get from the variety in massage therapists?

Because showing your dick to the same person over and over is less shocking to them and you can't get them more than once anyway

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Intruder posted:

Because showing your dick to the same person over and over is less shocking to them and you can't get them more than once anyway

No, I get why Watson is doing it, I'm wondering what the motive is for K8.0's presumably innocent desire to rotate through as many massage therapists as possible.

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot

SKULL.GIF posted:

... but... why? What do you get from the variety in massage therapists?

Massage is not exactly a hard science, there isn't an objectively correct singular approach to every aspect. People have different skillsets, different techniques, focuses, etc. The guy I see regularly is very good at dealing with a particular injury I have and getting me generally relaxed, but there are other areas where I'd prefer to see someone else. It wouldn't really benefit me much to see him every day, but seeing someone who did a really fantastic job on my arms and shoulders on another day and then filling space in with random people who could just give me different experiences/deep relaxation would be great. If I were making major money off my body, you bet your rear end I'd have a large variety of specialists working with me and constantly be trying to find new, better approaches.

For another example, I have a relative who has been dealing with Parkinsons for more than a decade, and variety really helps them out a lot.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Dubious posted:

lol can we just lock this thread until something actually happens

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Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Uh he had to go through so many women because he hasn't found the one who can do the massage just right come on guys. Don't want to jeopardize this season.

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