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Mar 31, 2021 23:01
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Make little breaded and deep fried refried bean balls and put them in your burrito. Maybe put a little cheese inside each of these balls.
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Mar 31, 2021 23:02
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Aardvark! posted:I will not 
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Mar 31, 2021 23:04
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkP6tkJdpH4
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Mar 31, 2021 23:06
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falafel
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Mar 31, 2021 23:08
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Aardvark! posted:i'm more of a gross burrito idea guy  ?
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Mar 31, 2021 23:10
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that tortilla is an offense to god
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Mar 31, 2021 23:10
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at least it looks better than the Mission garbage that most white people buy
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Mar 31, 2021 23:13
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PinheadSlim posted:at least it looks better than the Mission garbage that most white people buy I would bet good money that's an extremely stale mission tortilla
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Mar 31, 2021 23:13
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Aardvark assembling his burrito in a dank cement basement with a strobe light flashing myriad colors as Breathe by the Prodigy blasts at top volume.
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Mar 31, 2021 23:22
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Aardark later on trying to force out a compacted bean turd as Freak by LFO blasts from his bathroom PA system, he strains and strains for minutes to release the calcified rear end egg and as soon as the drop hits it all starts screaming out his shitter for a minute straight as his violent, anguished scream matches the spasmodic strains of the pulsing track - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfKX-gKZY8U
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Mar 31, 2021 23:27
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Gross, maybe Aardvark should try just listening to some Beethoven or something
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Mar 31, 2021 23:31
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actually im listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxY7O4eFHRk
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Mar 31, 2021 23:31
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Gross, maybe Aardvark should try just listening to some Beethoven or something His whole house is nothing but a series of concrete chambers that are virtually barren except for sound equipment, vast constantly fluctuating lighting installations, enormous floorstanding speakers, LED projection lights, and the nonstop sound of electronic music, preferably early 00s or late 90s like Scooter.
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Mar 31, 2021 23:33
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He can't sleep if Hyper Hyper isn't at ear rupturing levels in his spartan bedroom as he drifts off.
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Mar 31, 2021 23:33
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Aardvark assembling his burrito in a dank cement basement with a strobe light flashing myriad colors as Breathe by the Prodigy blasts at top volume. EXHALE EXHALE YOURE THE VICTIM
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Mar 31, 2021 23:34
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Mona Lisa Overdrive going absolutely apeshit at a thunderous decibel level as Aardvark folds his laundry.
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Mar 31, 2021 23:42
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Aardvark! posted:actually im listening to this That is a banger, but it's more of a sandwich-making tune imho.
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Mar 31, 2021 23:43
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Aardvark once kept me chained to a barren wall for nearly 72 hours and dosing me with DMT playing nothing but Chemical Brothers after lying to me about hosting a 'build your own burrito' dinner party. It loving owned.
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Mar 31, 2021 23:44
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Brothers gonna work it out For the record
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Mar 31, 2021 23:46
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Big Beef City posted:Aardvark once kept me chained to a barren wall for nearly 72 hours and dosing me with DMT playing nothing but Chemical Brothers after lying to me about hosting a 'build your own burrito' dinner party. Oh wow boston baked beans and bananas foster, what cool and edgy ingredient choices. Hey are there any spoons for the stone toblerone melting pot or do you just dip or what? Nvm I’m think I’m going to do pork wantons and vegan curry with the agave pistachio salsa and the tapioca dusted sea salt marshmallows. 
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Mar 31, 2021 23:49
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i do have some baked beans. Actually I could make a burrito with one can each, baked beans, refried beans, black beans
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Mar 31, 2021 23:54
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I genuinely had smack my bitch up stuck in my head earlier today and I hadn't heard or thought about it in yearsss wtf
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Mar 31, 2021 23:54
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and now ya'll are posting about it wtf
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Mar 31, 2021 23:54
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:His whole house is nothing but a series of concrete chambers that are virtually barren except for sound equipment, vast constantly fluctuating lighting installations, enormous floorstanding speakers, LED projection lights, and the nonstop sound of electronic music, preferably early 00s or late 90s like Scooter. is he looking for a roommate do you know
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Mar 31, 2021 23:55
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Revins posted:I genuinely had smack my bitch up stuck in my head earlier today and I hadn't heard or thought about it in yearsss wtf just recently learned that the singer in Prodigy was named Keith Flint I am the fire starter indeed
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Mar 31, 2021 23:56
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I'm just gonna say it: flour tortillas are rear end and there is pretty much no situation where you should use one over corn.
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Mar 31, 2021 23:57
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psychosomatic addict INSANE
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Mar 31, 2021 23:57
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I'm just gonna say it: flour tortillas are rear end and there is pretty much no situation where you should use one over corn. Say that to my loving FACE you FUCKMAN
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Mar 31, 2021 23:59
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a good burrito can be really good but I feel like I'm disappointed half the time tacos have a better hit rate
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Mar 31, 2021 23:59
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I'm just gonna say it: flour tortillas are rear end and there is pretty much no situation where you should use one over corn. Shots fired in 1000 page thread.
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Apr 1, 2021 00:00
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I'm just gonna say it: flour tortillas are rear end and there is pretty much no situation where you should use one over corn. Estupido
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Apr 1, 2021 00:03
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I got a big ol burrito yesterday and it was indeed disappointing. the pork, rice and beans were super bland and the "habanero" salsa and fresh jalapeños couldn't save it because neither had any spice. it tasted like plain rear end pork and jalapeño w/ no spice
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Apr 1, 2021 00:03
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZYLp5uX9Yw
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Apr 1, 2021 00:04
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All right step one don't get rice in your burrito. We had a long thread about this before 
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Apr 1, 2021 00:04
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tbf I do only trust myself and myself alone when it comes to burrito building. i need more meat
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Apr 1, 2021 00:04
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Aardvark! posted:All right step one don't get rice in your burrito. We had a long thread about this before I agree with this but the first thing the lady did was slap rice in the tortilla so I was like "okay fine". place is 4.5/5 on google. I hate the midwest
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Apr 1, 2021 00:09
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i usually get both types of beans and no rice or meat 
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Apr 1, 2021 00:10
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Aardvark! posted:All right step one don't get rice in your burrito. We had a long thread about this before suck my dick you gently caress man I want cilantro rice and black beans the world can't hold me down
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Apr 1, 2021 00:17
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I'm a grown rear end MAN!! I don't need Johnny LAW coming around here telling me what grains to use in my burrito I won't HAVE IT
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Apr 1, 2021 00:19
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