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gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Skulk Hogan posted:

And putting light in your blood, was it?

UV light kills viruses, so Trump said why don't you just put a UV light inside you to kill the virus

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Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
The Night of Wrong Wives

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


i feel like the whole “i think of this thing often” thing is often exaggerated........ but i really do think of this v frequently

https://twitter.com/mowzdef/status/1213947279645847554?s=21

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
That episode of Parks and Rec with the evil Venezuelans

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Kazzah posted:

That episode of Parks and Rec with the evil Venezuelans

What was so wrong about them? I guess they stole pens

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Big Fuckin' Bailey

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Private Cumshoe posted:

What was so wrong about them? I guess they stole pens

The state department criminally underutilized Fred armisens comedic chops

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Mantis42 posted:

Oh yeah, that's right. And even stupider, since at least iodine can protect you against radiation. I don't think colloidal silver actually does anything.

Silver can be used topically for things like burns or infections but taking it orally does nothing but turn you into a smurf cosplayer

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

i feel like the whole “i think of this thing often” thing is often exaggerated........ but i really do think of this v frequently

https://twitter.com/mowzdef/status/1213947279645847554?s=21

This made me actually look back itt to see what I claim to think about often to see if I really do and it turns out I really do think of the four things fairly often:

1. The 2014 "Upcoming reactionary movement" Venn Diagram with almost perfect accuracy
2. The ship Monkey Business
3. The fact that OBL destabilized the global hegemon with a plan that cost less than half a million dollars, required only 20 people, and was only 75% successful which is more than you can say for some remodeling jobs
4. Obama at the Correspondent's Dinner saying Trump will never be president

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug
Verrit.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Peter Daou. His bizarre origin story.. The chatter in the emails describing him as a polotical liability. His deranged Hillary cultism. His apparently sincere radicalization and shedding of that cultism. His big ol fish lips.

What a guy.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Kazzah posted:

That episode of Parks and Rec with the evil Venezuelans

Fred Armisen having to play Obama on SNL because he was the closest they could get to a fair skinned black guy

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Private Cumshoe posted:

What was so wrong about them? I guess they stole pens

Fred Armisen does an entire like 60-second monologue about how in Venezuela they throw you in jail for chewing gum or whatever. It's a "haha socialism is totalitarianism" joke.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
in the enlightened west we merely imprison people for failing a paper bag test.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Mr. Lobe posted:

Peter Daou. His bizarre origin story.. The chatter in the emails describing him as a polotical liability. His deranged Hillary cultism. His apparently sincere radicalization and shedding of that cultism. His big ol fish lips.

What a guy.
wait hang on I missed one of these, when did they describe him as a political liability

chairman daou is my boy I want all the lore

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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All those portraits of Stacey Abrams bathed in angelic light like a KoTOR character

Maxwells Demon
Jan 15, 2007


QuickbreathFinisher posted:

All those portraits of Stacey Abrams bathed in angelic light like a KoTOR character

Stacy Abrams's face during this entire video as she realizes she won't get the VP nod: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgmRmd03Zbk

Maxwells Demon
Jan 15, 2007


Stop when the dopey white guy starts talking, couldn't find just the clip.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

All those portraits of Stacey Abrams bathed in angelic light like a KoTOR character

it was lighting tricks to make her look slightly less obese

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

vyelkin posted:

Fred Armisen does an entire like 60-second monologue about how in Venezuela they throw you in jail for chewing gum or whatever. It's a "haha socialism is totalitarianism" joke.

all frankly legitimate reasons imo

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

All those portraits of Stacey Abrams bathed in angelic light like a KoTOR character

she's the loving worst

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
The whitewashing of Avatar The Last Airbender by M. Night Shyamalan.

Tirade
Jul 17, 2001

Cybertron must act decisively to prevent and oppose acts of genocide and violations of international robot rights law and to bring perpetrators before the Decepticon Justice Division
Pillbug

DACK FAYDEN posted:

wait hang on I missed one of these, when did they describe him as a political liability

chairman daou is my boy I want all the lore

Peter Daou played keys on the hit track "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
He shouldn't have done sabra and shatila though

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

DACK FAYDEN posted:

wait hang on I missed one of these, when did they describe him as a political liability

chairman daou is my boy I want all the lore

Probably they were talking about how he was a child soldier who might have participated in a massacre in Lebanon

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

How in the world is someone born into a life where they're both a child soldier, and have family connections to get them basically any job they want as an adult?

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
'controls on immigration' mug

Shaffness
Jan 15, 2001

Tirade posted:

Peter Daou played keys on the hit track "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred

I knew he was a musician but didn't know this and it's legitimately awesome. It's not political but I'm Too Sexy is a song I think about all the time.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

capitalism without rules is theft

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

The Corn Pop story was so ridiculous even for the Biden that nobody believed it and it wound up being one of the only true things he said happened in his whole campaign lol

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

sleeptalker posted:

How in the world is someone born into a life where they're both a child soldier, and have family connections to get them basically any job they want as an adult?

Forget it, Jake. It's Lebanon.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

the sex ghost posted:

'controls on immigration' mug

The Ed Stone

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
totally forgot about them actually doing this

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

vyelkin posted:

Fred Armisen...
oh poo poo my favorite dis of all time by his Ex-wife:
“He's so great at doing impersonations. But the greatest impersonation he does is that of a person”

Pitch
Jun 16, 2005

しらんけど

Skulk Hogan posted:

And putting light in your blood, was it?
Not likely to kill you but there was a some chiropractor on youtube who convinced a bunch of people that drinking tonic water every day would keep you from getting covid.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/yungkarp/status/1202653143852617733?s=19

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

MikeCrotch posted:

The Ed Stone

Two kitchens

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
I’m pretty sure it’s 50% of my posts in here but once again, that Aussie PM who vanished while swimming off the coast and then had a swimming pool center named after him

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


DACK FAYDEN posted:

wait hang on I missed one of these, when did they describe him as a political liability

chairman daou is my boy I want all the lore

It's in the wiki leaked emails somewhere, some of the Clinton cronies were complaining about him

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Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


found it

https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/5524

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