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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:but I did see a dude get kicked in the balls so many times the girl broke her foot. Wow, you met Duke Nukem in a psych ward. Did you get his autograph?
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Switch meds? That's what he's on
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Apr 1, 2021 11:22
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:I picked up Splatoon 2 today as a consolation prize for realising my dick didn't work on new antidepressants and tbh this game is kind of a lot like sex anyway. You just shoot weird coloured stuff everywhere and then just roll around in it. I'm pretty happy with the substitute. Looking forward to 3 next year assuming my dick still is not working. Splatoon 2 is a lot of fun. Have you tried the buckets yet? They're particularly explosive.
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Apr 1, 2021 11:27
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:I do not think I should stop taking my meds but uh ok sure I could go for a third stint in the ward in 2 months yeah. I just got out again last week and no-one else had a switch this time but I did see a dude get kicked in the balls so many times the girl broke her foot. Well, more power to you then. 
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Apr 1, 2021 11:37
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You can probably take meds that both help with depression and make your dick work, it just takes time to find the right meds sometimes. But Splatoon being a replacement for sex works well enough. Hope things work out for you this time!
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Thank you everyone who wants me to have a throbbing erection but I'm very happy with my meds and Splatoon 2 and my limp baby penis that kind of looks like a cartoon earthwormboz posted:That's what he's on Huzzah! posted:Wow, you met Duke Nukem in a psych ward. Did you get his autograph? Big LOLs at these posts thank you.
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Apr 1, 2021 12:06
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RIP (Rest In Pipes) Mario
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Apr 1, 2021 12:28
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First Mario, now that guy’s dick. They say death comes in threes so be careful everyone
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Apr 1, 2021 13:34
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Where the gently caress is Dr Mario? Haven't seen him post since yesterday
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Apr 1, 2021 13:37
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Has anyone ever seen Mario and Dr Mario in the same room?
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Apr 1, 2021 13:41
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Morpheus posted:Has anyone ever seen Mario and Dr Mario in the same room? I don't understand. What are you implying
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Apr 1, 2021 13:43
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Dr. Mario Mario, is Mario Mario, he's not a real doctor but he is a real Mario
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Apr 1, 2021 13:52
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i don't generally do this sort of thing and i dunno if it's frowned on, but i just got home and can still play mario 35. in fact a bunch of us can still connect, so i'll be jumping into coordinated lobbies with the rest of the smb35 twitch community who can still connect. i'll be streaming the whole thing, and if you are still able to connect (slowly more and more people are getting booted or can't get in the game), feel free to jump in with us; even if you've never played mario 35 this way before it's never too late to try. many of the best players outside of japan are still in right now! find me over at https://www.twitch.tv/cubivoresa
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Apr 1, 2021 13:54
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pixaal posted:Dr. Mario Mario, is Mario Mario Then how come they're two different characters in Smash Brothers? Doesn't make sense
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Apr 1, 2021 13:57
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John Wick of Dogs posted:I don't understand. What are you implying Look I'm just throwing that out there, people can draw their own conclusions. I'm just saying, what is the Mushroom Kingdom hiding from us?
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pixaal posted:Dr. Mario Mario, is Mario Mario, he's not a real doctor but he is a real Mario *was
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Apr 1, 2021 13:59
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Mega64 posted:*was Zombies are people too, just you watch, it's zombie Mario day soon and he's going to give all Switch owners Cadbury eggs!
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Morpheus posted:Look I'm just throwing that out there, people can draw their own conclusions. I'm just saying, what is the Mushroom Kingdom hiding from us? Maybe it's just a really boring secret, like what if Dr. Mario's doctor title was in engineering, not in medicine, and that he was originally hired to design better plumbing? And now the MK is too embarrassed to tell anyone that this medical doctor looking guy isn't actually a medical practitioner
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Apr 1, 2021 14:02
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:I picked up Splatoon 2 today as a consolation prize for realising my dick didn't work on new antidepressants and tbh this game is kind of a lot like sex anyway. You just shoot weird coloured stuff everywhere and then just roll around in it. I'm pretty happy with the substitute. Looking forward to 3 next year assuming my dick still is not working. Dude i shouldn't laugh at this but you just made lemonade shoot out my nose
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Apr 1, 2021 14:09
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pixaal posted:Dr. Mario Mario, is Mario Mario, he's not a real doctor but he is a real Mario He is an actual Mario. He lives like a Mario.
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Apr 1, 2021 14:16
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Apr 1, 2021 14:27
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:He is an actual Mario. He lives like a Mario. He likes to play the drums 
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Apr 1, 2021 14:43
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New Bros. just dropped https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DIP7BiaB1Y
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Apr 1, 2021 14:50
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I spent the last six months reasonably confident that the reason Mario 3D All-Stars was a temporary release because Nintendo was planning to start off the fiscal year with news that it would make a $60 collection of three old games even more obsolete than it already is. They sure showed me.
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Apr 1, 2021 14:51
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All this mario poo poo sucks and makes no sense, but really feeling for the mario 35 players rn, it seems like a game that if you were still into it, you were REALLY into it I would've sworn that nintendo would have replaced this fully with zelda/metroid 35th anniversary stuff on 4/1 but I guess not!
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Apr 1, 2021 15:04
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"... Whatever."
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Apr 1, 2021 15:04
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Reports indicate a mysterious man with a red hat and mustache hijacked a Boeing 727, extorted a ransom and parachuted away
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Apr 1, 2021 15:07
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Mario died for our sins.
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I said come in! posted:Mario died for our sins. Mario died for somebody's sins but not mine
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Apr 1, 2021 15:11
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Mario died for somebody's sins but not mine He died so that Sonic might yet live.
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Apr 1, 2021 15:12
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Mario's jumping on koopas with old Mr Peanut now. Goonspeed.
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Apr 1, 2021 15:17
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Mister Facetious posted:He died so that Sonic might yet live. Sonic has yet to truly live, so I hope he seizes the opportunity, in memory of his best friend.
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I said come in! posted:Sonic has yet to truly live, so I hope he seizes the opportunity, in memory of his best friend. 
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I’m pretty loving pissed that Mario 35 is gone.
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Mister Facetious posted:"... Whatever." Wrong game
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Sakurazuka posted:Wrong game "It's not my problem." 
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Love Nintendo's creatives and most of their AAA efforts. Really hate a lot of aspects of them as a company and how they run their business. Just feels like they tolerate their customers at best sometimes. Ironically they'd get a lot more money from me if they'd relax on the "$60 all the time!" attitude for their digital games at a bare minimum, I buy so many games on a whim because Sony/Steam makes them cheap, whereas a game like Tropical Freeze I've wanted since launch and never caught on sale so I'll just keep getting those instead. Their star has fallen in my eyes as I've gotten older, and I lined up at midnight for a Wii. But the digital rom of Mario 64 I bought for it back then (second time) is non-transferable and they just took down the Switch-compatible version of it for if my kid gets one and at some point you decide, ok that's enough times now. RetroArch it is Nintendo, good job I guess.
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Apr 1, 2021 15:26
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If you've spent years wanting a game maybe just buy it?
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That eye looks like the entire head of a jhonen vasquez character
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