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Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

I love dogs as much as this dude loved cocaine

https://twitter.com/robertsnellnews/status/1377704448026406914?s=20

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Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Pretty clearly assassinated by John Cusack

e: \/\/\/ :smug:

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
BEATEN BY SECONDS

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
I'd like to imagine Biden frantically cleaning up dog poo personally while yelling to himself "goddammit why did you have to poo poo 15 minutes before the French delegate arrives?" As he picks up the poo in a poop bag.

https://twitter.com/seattletimes/status/1377359623963828225?s=19

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
The Biden dogs cannot be around Pete Buttigieg given his... past

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Reverse John Wick Pete Buttigieg

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Trump off Twitter is definitely good, but we're really missing some great content about these dogs. After four years of stories about every president having a pet before Trump, he would be going off on this poo poo.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Spoeank posted:

The Biden dogs cannot be around Pete Buttigieg given his... past

Pete: *glaring, vein popping, quivering like a leaf*
Chasten: Pete, no! You promised! That was the old you! You can leave that all behind!

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
Said it in D&D I’ll say it here, I believe Rahm Emanuel is the phantom shitter as revenge for his constant begging for a position being ignored and nobody will convince me different

Edit: or he auditioned for White House dog and failed miserably

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Did Pete kill a dog?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
This is 28 years old

https://twitter.com/dailysimpsons/status/1377639813050998786?s=19

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
We’re all old now.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Jokes on you, I’ve been old for a long time.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Homer was actually kind of intelligent.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Ornery and Hornery posted:

Did Pete kill a dog?

some say there isn't a dog in the greater south bend area that he didn't kill

T-Square
May 14, 2009

At my last job we had an assortment of bagels and cream cheeses to pick from every Friday. Even changing up what kinda bagel I made each week I got so loving sick of bagels every Friday for 5 years, I still hardly eat them.

Also one time the normal bagel orderer person was on vacation so they asked my co-worker to coordinate and she said “gently caress this I’m getting donuts” and like 50 people lost their loving minds over it.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I would maybe like baseball if they got to play every day in the snow like today.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
I think Matt Gaetz might be in trouble

https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/1377747362295209985

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
That poor guy with the similar sounding name is gonna have a bad time for months.

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Where is Pepsi from? Is there a city in that's as crazy about Pepsi as Atlanta is about Coke?

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

That poor guy with the similar sounding name is gonna have a bad time for months.

Yeah but this may put Gaetz behind bars, providing Gertz with real relief from constant public censure for the first time in years.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Blowjob Overtime posted:

Where is Pepsi from? Is there a city in that's as crazy about Pepsi as Atlanta is about Coke?

New Bern, North Carolina. Less than 30k people. Doesn't seem near as crazy as coke.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Coke is a much bigger conglomerate than Pepsi I believe.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/yesterdaysprint/status/1377077271811432451?s=21

Bring back the classic

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

the Carolinas seem to attach themselves more to Cheerwine than Pepsi

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
The Gay-Ola Prodigy is an outstanding user name

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Coke is a much bigger conglomerate than Pepsi I believe.

Pepsi owns a shitload of fast food restaurants like pizza hut and taco bell. Coke is a bigger selling soda, but Pepsi is the bigger conglomerate. Their home town is just nothing special.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Mr. Nice! posted:

Pepsi owns a shitload of fast food restaurants like pizza hut and taco bell. Coke is a bigger selling soda, but Pepsi is the bigger conglomerate. Their home town is just nothing special.

Is that true world wide?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Wow so who can we bust for looking at child porn?

https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/1377751070420656129

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Is that true world wide?

After further research, Pepsi's restaurant line was spun off and today is Yum! Brands. I'm sure Pepsi still owns a chunk, and all of those restaurants exclusively serve pepsi products.

For a list of all the current snacks, foods, drinks, etc owned by pepsi se below:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_assets_owned_by_PepsiCo

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Matt Gaetz just rolling around showing porn to guys like Jim Sensenbrenner and Louie Gogurt

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Guze posted:

Matt Gaetz just rolling around showing porn to guys like Jim Sensenbrenner and Louie Gogurt

Don't forget Gym Jordan.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

I got signed up for a jab next Friday but never received an email or text confirmation :ohdear: I did get a confirmation page but I didn’t screenshot it or anything. Hopefully everything is good but I’ll probably be keeping an eye out for an appointment sooner just in case.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

seiferguy posted:

I'd like to imagine Biden frantically cleaning up dog poo personally while yelling to himself "goddammit why did you have to poo poo 15 minutes before the French delegate arrives?" As he picks up the poo in a poop bag.

https://twitter.com/seattletimes/status/1377359623963828225?s=19

It's not like Trump didn't poo poo all over everything too. Probably literally.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Guze posted:

Matt Gaetz just rolling around showing porn to guys like Jim Sensenbrenner and Louie Gogurt

It's funny that the Q chumps who vote for and blindly support these dudes are guilty of the poo poo they think Hilary Clinton is doing in a pizza shop

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

D-LINK posted:

It's funny that the Q chumps who vote for and blindly support these dudes are guilty of the poo poo they think Hilary Clinton is doing in a pizza shop

They are literally on Twitter saying "this girl was 17, that's practically an adult and not anything like what Epstein was doing."

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://twitter.com/MrT/status/1377736400775258114

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Blowjob Overtime posted:

They are literally on Twitter saying "this girl was 17, that's practically an adult and not anything like what Epstein was doing."

It seems to literally be what Epstein was doing but obviously this guy can’t afford an island so he has to slum it a bit.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Matt Gaetz' brain stopped developing after his junior year of high school

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Mr. Nice! posted:

Don't forget Gym Jordan.

Jim Jordan and Marjorie Taylor Green are the only ones who have gone on the record supporting him aren't they?

Imagine having such a poisonous personality that you can't get more than two republicans to back you up when you're in trouble.

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