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Necrothatcher: Mar 26, 2005

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They raised a beetroot in the air and shouted f*** capitalism. Jeremy Corbyn's four-hour meeting with hate-filled group that mocks Judaism

"Worse was to follow. As the wine flowed, a woman speaker read from the Jewdas order of service, mocking the biblical story of Egyptians drowning in the Red Sea.

She said: 'Legend has it that when the Egyptians were being sucked down into the Red Sea, hallucinogenic angels wanted to chant a cover of Jeff Buckley's Hallelujah in victory [a reference to the hit by the US singer-songwriter who drowned, aged 30, while swimming fully clothed in a river].

'This peeved Lorde. Lorde rebuked: 'F***ing angels. Those are my little b******s down there. I know they were doing bad s**t but show some f***ing compassion.

'In a normal seder, we'd fill our second bucket of wine only halfway up to show that it is sad to see any human suffering, even those a***wipes. In this seder, we fill two buckets per person because: f*** those Fascists.'

As cheers filled the air, Corbyn and his wife carried on chatting and laughing with fellow guests. Next, the same woman pointed to the beetroot that Corbyn had brought from his allotment and was being held aloft: 'Everyone point at the beetroot � and shout F*** capitalism.' Many in the hyped up hall duly shouted the words.

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Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

MikeCrotch posted:

The Ed Stone

The Ed Balls

# ? Apr 2, 2021 13:11

Remulak: Jun 8, 2001; I can't count to four.; Yams Fan

Necrothatcher posted:

Corbyn

Sounds pretty much like a decent Seder at the Remulak household, complete with beetroots for the vegetarians, �cause lamb can get weird:

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vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

gradenko_2000 posted:

https://twitter.com/yungkarp/status/1202653143852617733?s=19

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Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

i knew she had kuru

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Action Jacktion: Jun 3, 2003

George W Bush asked the President of Brazil "Do you have blacks too?"

# ? Apr 2, 2021 21:25

Fortaleza: Feb 21, 2008

Iran renamed the street that the british embassy is on to Bobby Sands Street.

# ? Apr 2, 2021 22:05

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

Shaffness posted:

I knew he was a musician but didn't know this and it's legitimately awesome. It's not political but I'm Too Sexy is a song I think about all the time.

# ? Apr 2, 2021 23:24

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

The Mark Foley AIM logs the congressional pages kept dunking on his creepiness

Something in the water in Florida I guess

It's meth, and alligators probably, methed up alligators can't be good

# ? Apr 3, 2021 01:19

Echo Chamber: Oct 16, 2008; best username/post combo

Gary Condit having his scandal and media circus abruptly ending with 9/11.

# ? Apr 3, 2021 03:27

Hand Knit: Oct 24, 2005; Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

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Low Desert Punk: Jul 4, 2012; i have absolutely no fucking money

Hand Knit posted:

lol

# ? Apr 3, 2021 04:12

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

Hand Knit posted:

RELEASE IN FULL

# ? Apr 3, 2021 04:34

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

Hand Knit posted:

what extremely specific thing did pizzagaters try to make this?

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Harold Stassen: Jan 24, 2016

theflyingexecutive posted:

what extremely specific thing did pizzagaters try to make this?

Blood "libel"

# ? Apr 3, 2021 05:07

Mantis42: Jul 26, 2010

Elon Musk promising to deliver a bunch of ventilators to hospitals and then they turned out to be worthless cpap machines.

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Ruffian Price: Sep 17, 2016

The healthcare version of submitting a renamed MP3 as your assignment

# ? Apr 3, 2021 07:55

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Mantis42 posted:

Elon Musk promising to deliver a bunch of ventilators to hospitals and then they turned out to be worthless cpap machines.

Musketeers defending them as not totally and utterly worthless.

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Dr. VooDoo: May 4, 2006

Elon Musk wanting to make some automated one person sub to get people out of a flooded cave but when the rescuers said it was dumb and they rescued the kids Musk freaked out and claimed the lead rescuer was a pedo because he didn�t stroke his fragile billionaire ego like his weird online dumb nerd sycophants

# ? Apr 3, 2021 08:27

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Hero diver Miles Unsworth hiring the worst loving attorney, Trump sycophant Lin Wood.

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Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

�What is Aleppo?�

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Antonymous: Apr 4, 2009

Dr. VooDoo posted:

Elon Musk wanting to make some automated one person sub to get people out of a flooded cave but when the rescuers said it was dumb and they rescued the kids Musk freaked out and claimed the lead rescuer was a pedo because he didn�t stroke his fragile billionaire ego like his weird online dumb nerd sycophants

he said he was a pedo based on being of euro descent but living in Thailand

# ? Apr 3, 2021 09:01

Charles Ingalls: Jan 31, 2021

Antonymous posted:

he said he was a pedo based on being of euro descent but living in Thailand

let he who wouldn't jump to the conclusion that this british (i.e pedo central) expat living in thailand was a pedo cast the first stone

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Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

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elaboration: Feb 21, 2020

other than that,

# ? Apr 3, 2021 10:53

Harold Stassen: Jan 24, 2016

It's his house, he's supposed to be there!

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Animal Friend: Sep 7, 2011

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guidoanselmi: Feb 6, 2008; I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

https://youtu.be/wwbRugNYcVk

also, Donahue getting kicked off of msnbc for doubting the evidence for the Iraq war.

# ? Apr 3, 2021 17:26

El_Elegante: Jul 3, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Biscuit Hider

paul_soccer12 posted:

Big Fuckin' Bailey

# ? Apr 3, 2021 18:00

QuickbreathFinisher: Sep 28, 2008; by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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"god's perfect breathing system"

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Dr. VooDoo posted:

Elon Musk wanting to make some automated one person sub to get people out of a flooded cave but when the rescuers said it was dumb and they rescued the kids Musk freaked out and claimed the lead rescuer was a pedo because he didn�t stroke his fragile billionaire ego like his weird online dumb nerd sycophants

The foreman at the subsequent libel trial owning two teslas

# ? Apr 3, 2021 19:15

the sex ghost: Sep 6, 2009

Dr. VooDoo posted:

Elon Musk wanting to make some automated one person sub to get people out of a flooded cave but when the rescuers said it was dumb and they rescued the kids Musk freaked out and claimed the lead rescuer was a pedo because he didn’t stroke his fragile billionaire ego like his weird online dumb nerd sycophants

The Reddit threads were just wall to wall ’tony stark does it again!!' at the equivalent of homers drawing of his car and then it took a turn when people pointed out that anyone sealed inside a Tesla tube would immediately die

# ? Apr 3, 2021 19:19

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

Charles Ingalls posted:

let he who wouldn't jump to the conclusion that this british (i.e pedo central) expat living in thailand was a pedo cast the first stone

I remember learning Arthur C Clarke was a massive pedo on these very forums. Apparently he was unofficially exiled to Sri Lanka, wher ehe kept noncing.

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Chubby Henparty: Aug 13, 2007

I knew a fan who visited while touring out that way in the 90s, got to meet the house boy

# ? Apr 3, 2021 19:26

Remulak: Jun 8, 2001; I can't count to four.; Yams Fan

MonsieurChoc posted:

I remember learning Arthur C Clarke was a massive pedo on these very forums. Apparently he was unofficially exiled to Sri Lanka, wher ehe kept noncing.

Oh poo poo here was I thinking this was disproved. Oh well.

Found out about Forrest Ackerman the other day, and woah that�s gonna be an effort post when I get time.

# ? Apr 3, 2021 19:47

Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

MonsieurChoc posted:

I remember learning Arthur C Clarke was a massive pedo on these very forums. Apparently he was unofficially exiled to Sri Lanka, wher ehe kept noncing.

what hideous tidings this day brings me

# ? Apr 3, 2021 19:54

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

Remulak posted:

Oh poo poo here was I thinking this was disproved. Oh well.

Found out about Forrest Ackerman the other day, and woah that�s gonna be an effort post when I get time.

i think you'd have an easier time of it if you just counted the old school sci fi scene people who weren't demented freaks.

# ? Apr 3, 2021 19:55

Low Desert Punk: Jul 4, 2012; i have absolutely no fucking money

uber_stoat posted:

i think you'd have an easier time of it if you just counted the old school sci fi scene people who weren't demented freaks.

is asimov okay

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El_Elegante: Jul 3, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Biscuit Hider

Low Desert Punk posted:

is asimov okay

he died of aids

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