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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

you cant fool me that's Paul Ryan

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Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

fartknocker posted:

I’ve been watching NFL Network for so long that Andrew Siciliano’s ears barely register anymore.

I guess I haven’t reached saturation. No matter how many times I see him, whenever he appears on TV I do a quick, involuntary :stare: irl.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Are we sure that's not actually Don Mossi's bastard grandson?

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/houstonpolice/status/1378104049950724100

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Watch it be from someone not with Buzbee.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1378110684504936449?s=20

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Never seen a lawyer more eager to call a woman a dirty lying bitch https://twitter.com/sarahbarshop/status/1378112280710250497?s=21

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

IIRC from his work with Roger Clemens, Rusty Hardin is not exactly known for his tact. He's probably as successful as he is because he's ludicrously aggressive.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I mean that’s kids gloves compared to what’s coming in the actual court case. Where the whole point is to try and prove they are lying.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I no longer am amused by how horrific this football organization appears. My only hope is this is some scam to get on the exempt list for 7 years and cash checks.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


How long has it been since we first found out about all this? 17, 18 days?

That's honestly a pretty quick turnaround from first discovery to a criminal investigation. Britt Reid still hasn't faced one yet I think?

half cocaine
Jul 22, 2019


Lmao remember when Clemens tried to tell everyone he wasn't cheating with steroids?

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Might as well

https://twitter.com/SportsRadio610/status/1378114771141074949

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
The Texans have like $3m in cap space and that's before the draft (though not having a first or second helps with that)

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Intruder posted:

The Texans have like $3m in cap space and that's before the draft (though not having a first or second helps with that)

I am here to preach to you the gospel of how the cap is a lie.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


More criminal complaints coming, and a 22nd lawsuit was filed today
https://twitter.com/aaronjreiss/status/1378163048331026432?s=20

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Chris James 2 posted:

More criminal complaints coming, and a 22nd lawsuit was filed today
https://twitter.com/aaronjreiss/status/1378163048331026432?s=20

Just file the complaints already.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


#22 isn't uploaded yet by Houston Chronicle... should be up by tomorrow morning.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

andy dalton should go to the texans soon and beat the bengals in the wildcard round when they get there 1 time in the next 10 years. that would be something that jack easterby would be able to do i believe. that's why i said that in here when everyone is talking about something very serious and i'm doing a charlie browns post

Cavauro fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Apr 3, 2021

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Cavauro posted:

andy dalton should go to the texans soon and beat the bengals in the wildcard round when they get there 1 time in the next 10 years. that would be something that jack easterby would be able to do i believe. that's why i said that in here when everyone is talking about something very serious and i'm doing a charlie browns post

andy dalton would never bang on a trash can. hes too nice

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
He banged around in a trash can for nearly a decade

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

taht's the same joke but saying he done it from inside. but that action is not the same thing As the other one. The trash can is my a*shole

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
to be fair I didn't read your post

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
that trubisky pick is looking better though

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Intruder posted:

He banged around in a trash can for nearly a decade

yeah but the banging he did was consensual

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Chris James 2 posted:

Never seen a lawyer more eager to call a woman a dirty lying bitch https://twitter.com/sarahbarshop/status/1378112280710250497?s=21

Deleting messages from your phone is a kind of cooperation I guess. Less stuff for them to read, I'm sure they're busy.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

yeah but the banging he did was consensual

I don't know the context for this but big Lol and a lmao

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

yeah but the banging he did was consensual

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Despera posted:

that trubisky pick is looking better though

I mean Mahomes still went after Trubs and as far as I know the worst thing he's done is make some truly awful commercials

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

yeah but the banging he did was consensual

lol but also not, if that makes sense

good joke, unfortunate subject

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Houston got embarassed again on the national stage on Saturday.... all this couldn't happen to a better city

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

BrownThunder posted:

Houston got embarassed again on the national stage on Saturday.... all this couldn't happen to a better city

Didn’t the team that beat them, Baylor, have a big rape scandal a few years back?

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Didn’t the team that beat them, Baylor, have a big rape scandal a few years back?

the football team had the rape scandal

the basketball team had a murder scandal

Baylor is a land of contrasts

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Didn’t the team that beat them, Baylor, have a big rape scandal a few years back?

The football team did but not the basketball team I don't think

The basketball team did have a murder scandal like 20 years ago though with one player murdering another and the coach covering it up

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

skaboomizzy posted:

the football team had the rape scandal

the basketball team had a murder scandal

Baylor is a land of contrasts

Man. As far as I know the worst thing my college sports program did was get stripped of a Final 4 in the 90s and continue to produce the worst quality college football in history on a year to year basis.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Lawsuit #22 still hasn't been uploaded, but Buzbee is making noise again.

https://twitter.com/MarlaABC13/status/1379081510624591881

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

The first bit of reporting from outside the sports world starting to come out. One from a Pulitzer winner on the Houston Chronicle's staff -

https://twitter.com/alexdstuckey/status/1379101853477142528

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


I don't understand why it's bad to be motivated by money in a capitalist environment

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Man. As far as I know the worst thing my college sports program did was get stripped of a Final 4 in the 90s and continue to produce the worst quality college football in history on a year to year basis.

I didn't know you're a Gopher fan.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

3 DONG HORSE posted:

I don't understand why it's bad to be motivated by money in a capitalist environment


It's not, but it hurts the offenders worse than a written apology and probation or whatever, so they try to make it look like a bad path to take so they can keep their money.

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/allbrightnfl/status/1379146533933776899?s=21

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