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Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




The owner of a local BBQ joint is trying to become the Amy's Baking Company of BBQ by insulting people who leave bad reviews.






:laffo: owning the "haters" by telling them to go to a different BBQ restaurant.

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Biplane posted:

Uh no thanks. The arctic maybe.

Look you're basically getting rid of the Anglo-saxons, right? Send them to Saxony.

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011






I did check, and the artist was indeed born in 1988. But his twitter handle made me mighty suspicious.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/bicketss/status/1378007719429468160?s=21

Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH

They removed those from Finland's cornetto equivalents a few years ago. Getting to the end of one of those "new and improved" ice cream cones for the first time was a real loving bummer.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

On the one hand the chocolate is gross, on the other hand so is the puddle of warm ice cream you get otherwise.

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
The chocolate lump was already my favourite part of those. :(

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



I’m shaking with rage.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

OwlFancier posted:

On the one hand the chocolate is gross,

Mods????

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

it's cheap nasty chocolate, possibly worse than nestle

i bet u eat vienettas and like it

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

Katt posted:

Imagine Boris Johnson and Reese Mogg doing their best Scottish accents in front of the peoples council.

Denied. Sentence: immediate banishment to Svalbard.

We all know it will be entirely determined by how you pronounce 'bath' and also what you can a small bread roll. This is entirely how the country is defined.

(In this outcome, I'll be first up against the wall)

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!

What the gently caress

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



EL BROMANCE posted:

I’m shaking with rage.

You should have an ice cream, it could be low blood sugar.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

OwlFancier posted:

it's cheap nasty chocolate, possibly worse than nestle

i bet u eat vienettas and like it

i don't know what that is and I refuse to be spoken to like this by a chocohater

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/1378351326120312836

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
That doesn’t even make sense. Those companies aren’t rolling out the carpet for random from China

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Captain Monkey posted:

i don't know what that is and I refuse to be spoken to like this by a chocohater

I think it's "chocolatier"

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/readbytiffany/status/1378411866095935489

Viennettas haven't been available in the US for 20 years, but are coming back. The sensation is pretty much like eating bits of a Flake bar sandwiched between thin layers of ice cream. I'm meh on them; I think it has to have been a childhood thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iX511rplJY

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Yep that’s the one joke alright

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
As everyone knows, Major League Baseball has a massive presence in China.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Viennettas haven't been available in the US for 20 years, but are coming back.

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





Arsenic Lupin posted:

https://twitter.com/readbytiffany/status/1378411866095935489

Viennettas haven't been available in the US for 20 years, but are coming back. The sensation is pretty much like eating bits of a Flake bar sandwiched between thin layers of ice cream. I'm meh on them; I think it has to have been a childhood thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iX511rplJY

When I was a kid I thought they looked like very fancy desserts and was at the supermarket one day and told my mother that I wanted to get this really fancy dessert that I saw a commercial for. She was, of course, skeptical at the cost of paying a lot of money for a "fancy dessert" but when I brought it over from the frozen goods area, she seemed happy and laughed and said "Of Course". I don't particularly remember the taste of them all that well, but it is a fond memory.

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
They're still available here and overall not great, but decent. A bit fatty in flavour, but otherwise it's just vanilla ice cream with some chocolate layered into it.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

coke and nestle are betting on china being a polluted poo poo hole so polluted they can sell them water they "bought" from other countries. so sure coke likes china like how your son likes dogs.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



IncredibleIgloo posted:

When I was a kid I thought they looked like very fancy desserts and was at the supermarket one day and told my mother that I wanted to get this really fancy dessert that I saw a commercial for. She was, of course, skeptical at the cost of paying a lot of money for a "fancy dessert" but when I brought it over from the frozen goods area, she seemed happy and laughed and said "Of Course". I don't particularly remember the taste of them all that well, but it is a fond memory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J6ojvr0AMg

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


Lol I was just about to post this video, which is the same one but synced to Sandstorm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZrv81wY8HQ

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
so is the title of governor just granted to a person for life?

feel like birdsite should change his handle to something more accurate or truer.

like fatherofadogkiller

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

As I remember them, (outer suburban Australia), Vienettas were all about "performative poshness". Much along the lines of Ferrero Rocher.

I.E. something you could still get in the supermarket in Frankston, but that you could serve to guests, and pretend was fancy.

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
How weird. Here they're just a nice like dessert dish that you serve during a family meetup or something like that. Maybe as a special treat during the holidays. It's certainly not something that's considered especially classy, though.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

BrigadierSensible posted:

As I remember them, (outer suburban Australia), Vienettas were all about "performative poshness". Much along the lines of Ferrero Rocher.

I.E. something you could still get in the supermarket in Frankston, but that you could serve to guests, and pretend was fancy.

dont forget dijon mustard, that OBBUMER thinks he's a king eating that on burgers and have ARGULA.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

PhazonLink posted:

dont forget dijon mustard, that OBBUMER thinks he's a king eating that on burgers and have ARGULA.

:argh:ula

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

BrigadierSensible posted:

As I remember them, (outer suburban Australia), Vienettas were all about "performative poshness". Much along the lines of Ferrero Rocher.

I.E. something you could still get in the supermarket in Frankston, but that you could serve to guests, and pretend was fancy.

:same: in lower-middle-class Queensland (which is just upper-class bogan). Those Sara Lee frozen cheesecakes were the next level down. Cadbury Roses or Milk Tray were the Vienetta equivalent for gifts.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


BrigadierSensible posted:

As I remember them, (outer suburban Australia), Vienettas were all about "performative poshness". Much along the lines of Ferrero Rocher.

Excuse me, there is no higher luxury than a pyramid of Ferrero Rocher.

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Sep 7, 2014

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PhazonLink posted:

dont forget dijon mustard, that OBBUMER thinks he's a king eating that on burgers and have ARGULA.

dead, I am the gov
conquering the burg

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Huh.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

Arsenic Lupin posted:

https://twitter.com/readbytiffany/status/1378411866095935489

Viennettas haven't been available in the US for 20 years, but are coming back. The sensation is pretty much like eating bits of a Flake bar sandwiched between thin layers of ice cream. I'm meh on them; I think it has to have been a childhood thing.
What was the tweet?

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011






That is neat! It actually somewhat reminds me of the corrugation machines from when I worked in the cardboard box industry.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Vib Rib posted:

What was the tweet?

It's still there, not sure why you can't see it.

coronatae
Oct 14, 2012

I already posted about this in the GBS covid thread but have this scorching-hot take from a distant acquaintance. This section was preceded by a vigorous assertion that OP is NOT anti vaxx



If anyone knows any Texas grocery stores that only allow fully vaccinated individuals to shop there please tell me, I'd go in a heartbeat

e: comments pointed out that public schools do require vaccination and OP's response was essentially "well I'm not antivaxx buuuuuut they have some good ideas..."

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Arsenic Lupin posted:

https://twitter.com/readbytiffany/status/1378411866095935489

Viennettas haven't been available in the US for 20 years, but are coming back. The sensation is pretty much like eating bits of a Flake bar sandwiched between thin layers of ice cream. I'm meh on them; I think it has to have been a childhood thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iX511rplJY
The biscuit and caramel flavoured ones were slices of heaven though

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