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Thats marios fireball he's good
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Apr 3, 2021 17:08
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Apr 3, 2021 17:15
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now that amazon has ackonwledged their employees have to piss in bottles will they be planning to do anything about it? maybe provide them with better bottles?
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Apr 3, 2021 17:40
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The Nastier Nate posted:now that amazon has ackonwledged their employees have to piss in bottles will they be planning to do anything about it? they literally say they don’t know how to solve it lol
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The Nastier Nate posted:now that amazon has ackonwledged their employees have to piss in bottles will they be planning to do anything about it? good idea, they hold a lot more piss than small drink bottles 
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Apr 3, 2021 17:52
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Amazon's CS logo is a smug smirk with "customer service" written where the eyes would be lol Brutal
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as a response, all amazon drivers and subcontractors will be required to purchase a https://www.roadreliefsystem.com/
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Apr 3, 2021 18:27
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tbf humans having to excrete is a new problem that only arose in the last few years, so you can't expect the world's largest corporations to have come up with perfect solutions for it yet
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Apr 3, 2021 18:30
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For a small fee I will rent out my downstairs bathroom to Jeff Bezos as an Amazon piss station where drivers in my neighborhood can stop and take a piss. No pooping though, that’s extra
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Apr 3, 2021 19:00
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Centrist Committee posted:they literally say they don’t know how to solve it lol They are too cheap to give them free adult diapers.
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Apr 3, 2021 19:04
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happyhippy posted:They are too cheap to give them free adult diapers. Maybe they'll give them a coupon code for 5% off their next purchase of adult diapers on Amazon Prime (Amazon Prime membership not included)
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Apr 3, 2021 19:35
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Amazon Priming Smiling Driver
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Dustcat posted:tbf humans having to excrete is a new problem that only arose in the last few years, so you can't expect the world's largest corporations to have come up with perfect solutions for it yet I had the misfortune to be part of the invasion of Iraq back in 2003 and one of my lasting memories is rolling up a highway towards Baghdad and the side of the road was littered with endless water bottles filled with piss, just discarded from passing vehicles and slowly baking in the sun turning deep brown in color
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Apr 3, 2021 19:44
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The Nastier Nate posted:For a small fee You're not entitled to a fee but how about 10% off Prime
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Apr 3, 2021 23:23
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The Oldest Man posted:You're not entitled to a fee but how about 10% off Prime $12 a year to have several strangers a day use my bathroom?
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The Nastier Nate posted:$12 a year to have several strangers a day use my bathroom? Fine, we'll throw in a coupon for $1 off your next qualified digital purchase (select items only, terms and conditions apply.)
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Apr 3, 2021 23:43
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Apr 4, 2021 04:42
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This dweebus, lmao https://twitter.com/KetamineMr/status/1378334766865526785
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Buddy I think you got the exact wrong message from that statistic https://twitter.com/KetamineMr/status/1378360644911661057
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someone needs to dunk that guys head in a toilet
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Apr 4, 2021 05:01
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The Nastier Nate posted:now that amazon has ackonwledged their employees have to piss in bottles will they be planning to do anything about it? friend, 
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Somebody phone Cliff Stoll, he's gonna need to empty out his basement.
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Apr 4, 2021 05:53
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The Nastier Nate posted:$12 a year to have several strangers a day use my bathroom? Wow that's a very unPrime thing of you to say. Now that Prime is the only way access public bathrooms at all, nationwide, it'd be pretty unfortunate if your Prime status was suspended. Anyway you let us know.
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Apr 4, 2021 07:10
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Carthag Tuek posted:friend, You can't piss in a bottle if, topologically, there is no inside to the bottle.
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Apr 4, 2021 07:27
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Carthag Tuek posted:friend, Germans are complaining about it being to small.
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The Russians used a pitcher
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JesustheDarkLord posted:The Russians used a pitcher In actuality, they'd probably just hire people to empty the pissbottles. No unemployment!
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BonHair posted:Germans are complaining about it being to small. Well, they didn't want to gross anyone out
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Apr 4, 2021 14:50
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BonHair posted:Germans are complaining about it being to small. boo!!
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Apr 4, 2021 21:25
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HashtagGirlboss posted:I had the misfortune to be part of the invasion of Iraq back in 2003 how misfortunate how did that happen to you
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I guess it's good to use bugs as food, but I think it's funny that they call it Jiminy. As in Jiminy cricket the beloved talking children's character. https://jiminys.com/
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Apr 5, 2021 19:28
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what if workers were surgically modified to store piss in the balls/uterus, like camels?
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Apr 5, 2021 19:42
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piss is already stored in the balls
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Apr 5, 2021 19:51
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Pissing is the act of emptying one's balls. e: of piss, to be clear.
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ok store piss in the bladder then
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human garbage bag posted:ok store piss in the bladder then Where do I keep cum then 
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my mouth
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World War Mammories posted:you have my mouth and my hands
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Shame Boy posted:Where do I keep cum then Good luck keeping it in, working at Amazon is orgasmic as I understand it.
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