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Sir Tonk posted:what if you arent the one paying for it? sounds like you'll need to ingratiate yourself to someone so desperate to do cocaine with someone else they'll give it away for free, an equally troublesome downside
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meanolmrcloud posted:I’m a bit apprehensive about recommending Benadryl tripping to the bored druggie. it’s not at all pleasant, but it is one of the post powerful hallucinogenic experiences I’ve ever had. oh poo poo, did that pile of clothes just moves (pile of clothes turns into a typhoon) oh poo poo is a human form coming from that typhoon (human figure walks across the room) oh poo poo I wish I had a cigarette (cigarette appears between fingers). repeat until you pass out, or are arrested. Years ago, I had a alternative ed junior high student that flipped out on me while I was teaching. He had apparently taken a bunch of Benadryl and it was interacting with his prescription medication. He got upset when I told him not to call girls “chicks”. He yelled “you can’t change me motherfucker” and then threw a chair at me before he ran out of the school. He then proceeded to run around the parking lot diving under cars and running from the police who eventually showed up. They finally caught him but could not get more than a block away because he began trying to kick out the car window. He is now in his 20s with multiple kids he has nothing to do with and he is constantly in the paper for domestic violence arrests.
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I’m like Dr Livingston coming back from an expedition here. Behold, the horniest place on the internet, the comments section of an AT&T commercial. Just pages of pages of dudes being thirsty with their real name and picture on display
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Apr 4, 2021 14:22
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Had legit sichuan food for the first time yesterday and posting my guts out today is absolutely worth it
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Business Gorillas posted:Had legit sichuan food for the first time yesterday and posting my guts out today is absolutely worth it like having a grenade go off in your stomach like after you eating 25 buffalo wings in one sitting...
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Marzzle posted:also the recipe is mostly in itallian how do I make-a da dish?? well Italian is pretty easy, but also it's kind-of obvious what he's doing. (Mushrooms are "funghi", that is, "funguses") You have to find "paccheri" ("packages") pasta first, that might be the hardest step. But then it's just leek, sausage-seasoned pork, and mushrooms, and a bechamel sauce. If you can't find paccheri just get "rotini" or "penne" and make some sauce and get cheese and meat if you want and mush it together in a bowl and bake it. That's also authentically Italian.
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I saw you on the street the other day I smiled and said "Hey Tim- you look good." And you said, "Stop posting pictures of my dick on the internet! You crazy person! I will sue you for invasion of privacy, you loving insane bitch!"
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Business Gorillas posted:Had legit sichuan food for the first time yesterday and posting my guts out today is absolutely worth it C-SPAM: posting my guts out today is absolutely worth it
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emfive posted:well Italian is pretty easy, but also it's kind-of obvious what he's doing. (Mushrooms are "funghi", that is, "funguses") ah cool the bechamel part is probably the bit throwing me through a loop. I need to get better at making bechamel anyway so could be good practice to make
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Business Gorillas posted:Had legit sichuan food for the first time yesterday and posting my guts out today is absolutely worth it the western tract is not powerful enough for fermented broad beans without training
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Apr 4, 2021 14:26
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The Nastier Nate posted:I’m like Dr Livingston coming back from an expedition here. Behold, the horniest place on the internet, the comments section of an AT&T commercial. Just pages of pages of dudes being thirsty with their real name and picture on display She even had to go on twitter to explain why she was sitting behind a big tall desk in the new commercials. Basically, "I direct all these so it's my decision, and because you people are all disgusting."
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Apr 4, 2021 14:28
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Huxley posted:She even had to go on twitter to explain why she was sitting behind a big tall desk in the new commercials. And the guy response is something like, "oh yea baby I'll be disgusting all over you!" Also, I didn't know she directed them. That's awesome 😎
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Apr 4, 2021 14:33
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samantonio posted:And the guy response is something like, "oh yea baby I'll be disgusting all over you!" I've never seen these commercials who is the director acting in their own commercial?
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Apr 4, 2021 14:36
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Marzzle posted:I've never seen these commercials who is the director acting in their own commercial? an attractive random lady. Like that's all it is she's not some super famous person or in some super sexy context, she's just a pretty lady who's selling phone plans and boomers are ROCK HARD and need her to know.
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Apr 4, 2021 14:38
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sexpig by night posted:an attractive random lady. Like that's all it is she's not some super famous person or in some super sexy context, she's just a pretty lady who's selling phone plans and boomers are ROCK HARD and need her to know. it's more crazy a commercial actor gets to direct commercials and wants to continue to be a commercial actor but maybe she thinks she'll get better roles or something and really really wants to hit the acting big league
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Apr 4, 2021 14:39
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honestly, the best drug to take is the love and worship of our Lord and Savior Jesus John Christrump
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ive been talking to some relatives lately and it turns out we all have one relation who just keeps asking us questions about our respective professions and all of us have told them some variation of "dude, i told you how it works. ask all you want, that's how it works" but he keeps asking us questions like we're characters in an old school RPG and if he uses the right keywords we'll give him the real information for whatever dumb quest he's on it reminds me of when howard stern got mocked relentlessly on his own show because he bragged about how his neighbor was the local weatherman, and after watching his forecast for a potential hurricane he called him up and asked him what was going on as if the weatherman was holding back privileged info for the rich about the real weather
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Apr 4, 2021 14:42
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lol quest 64 was so bad I remember my brother calling me into his room to see the finale when he beat the boss and we were cracking up, just such poor presentation at every step
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Apr 4, 2021 14:42
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Huxley posted:She even had to go on twitter to explain why she was sitting behind a big tall desk in the new commercials. lol we are just the worst
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neutral milf hotel posted:plinkey eat the lasagna casserole pizza thing ......what's cursed about this
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Lol huckle gently caress's ratio on that tweet is impressive
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Apr 4, 2021 14:46
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Thinking about writing lyrics for my Kid Trump cover band and their hit song, Bing wit da Bong
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tenderjerk posted:This seems alot more racist than normal no no it's not racist he's criticizing the Chinese GOVERNMENT, not implying every person with Chinese heritage is part of some evil anti-American hivemind. That's why he said 'immigrating to China' and not something transphobic and racist like 'identify as'! What's that? Re-read the tweet? gently caress no.
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This is for the questions that don’t have any answers. *pause*. I’ve seen the questions, folks, and they’re bad. They’re very bad questions from very bad people, and everyone is saying that no one has any answers for those questions. There are no answers, people, and they say there are even less answers every day. Everyone is saying it.
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Apr 4, 2021 14:48
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tenderjerk posted:This seems alot more racist than normal the subtle transition from conservative to fash
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Good soup! posted:......what's cursed about this it's a really normal silly instragram spin on baked ziti, I assume this is some weird 'italians getting mad at food' thing where she's DISRESPECTIN THE SAUCE or whatever but yea that's just normal if too much work just to make a fun presentation shape.
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new kind of cat posted:happy george romero’s day of the dead George Romero was from Pittsburgh.
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:George Romero was from Pittsburgh. gross
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sexpig by night posted:an attractive random lady. Like that's all it is she's not some super famous person or in some super sexy context, she's just a pretty lady who's selling phone plans and boomers are ROCK HARD and need her to know. I’ve been trying to figure out this phenomenon, I think it’s because yes she is attractive but not like in a supermodel way. Like someone you would possibly meet in person or milf next door thing and it’s driving soon to be divorced dads wild.
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Koirhor posted:I’ve been trying to figure out this phenomenon, I think it’s because yes she is attractive but not like in a supermodel way. Like someone you would possibly meet in person or milf next door thing and it’s driving soon to be divorced dads wild. yea there's gotta be some extra gross layer of 'HNGH SHE LOOKS LIKE MY DAUGHTER'S FRIEND IN COLLEGE' or whatever because yea she's just a regular nice looking lady but for some reason it's just breaking old dudes' brains.
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sexpig by night posted:it's a really normal silly instragram spin on baked ziti, I assume this is some weird 'italians getting mad at food' thing where she's DISRESPECTIN THE SAUCE or whatever but yea that's just normal if too much work just to make a fun presentation shape. chill out, puto. it's just a funny video
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neutral milf hotel posted:chill out, puto. it's just a funny video nice meltdown
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:George Romero was from Pittsburgh. pittsburg kansas or pittsburg california?
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Koirhor posted:I’ve been trying to figure out this phenomenon, I think it’s because yes she is attractive but not like in a supermodel way. Like someone you would possibly meet in person or milf next door thing and it’s driving soon to be divorced dads wild. Maybe it’s cause she first started getting noticed right around quarantine so all those creepy divorced dads were home with nothing to do except crank it to the girl on the cell phone commercial I remember first seeing one of those ads around then and thinking “oh she’s cute” and the was the last time I actively thought about the At&T lady until I found out she was getting harassed by the internet creep collective
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