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Connormgs
Sep 27, 2014
I've never been in this situation before, do I use it knowing it's been in the toilet? What would you all do in this situation?

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Suck it down!!!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
now its with your posts OP

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Just microwave it to make sure it's sterile

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
You are at the mercy of big bacteria.

Soulkys
Sep 7, 2008

The beast of Tanagra
post pics and list of tools so we can assess the situation

Soulkys
Sep 7, 2008

The beast of Tanagra
unless you already got it. in which case just put it in youtr mouth op, what's the worst that ciould happen?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
What was the condition of the tube upon toilet entry? Cap on?

....cap off?

This is important, OP.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
Pull out all of your teeth so you won't have to brush them ever again.

Or you could just bob the tube out of the toilet like an apple.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


you have to brush your teeth with it. it's dentist law, I don't make the rules

Number_6
Jul 23, 2006

BAN ALL GAS GUZZLERS

(except for mine)
Pillbug
Was there poop or pee in the toilet, or just scummy moldy water?

Was the cap on firmly? If it was, just rinse the tube off with really hot water and wipe it down vigorously.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Donate it to the homeless shelter and write if off on your taxes OP. Then you can buy a new tube of toothpaste.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
ngl I would consider that tube a lot cause and just buy a new one

Bomrek
Oct 9, 2012
That's the toothpaste you use to clean your sink and polish the chrome with now.

İt doesn't really matter whether or not it's safe, you're going to feel gross using it so why bother stretching the misery out? Just use it for cleaning now and grab a new one.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
glad this thread is stickied, op needs as much input on this dire situation as he can get

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i dropped my brand new toothbrush up my urethra and boy was my doctor not thrilled about that! the surgery wasnt covered by my insurance and now i owe the hospital $50,000 for what was basically glorified foreplay. good luck op.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
The toothpaste is contaminated and now unusable. Ironically the toilet water has been sanitized by the toothpaste. The obvious course of action is to brush your teeth with toilet water.

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

Number_6 posted:

Was there poop or pee in the toilet, or just scummy moldy water?

Was the cap on firmly? If it was, just rinse the tube off with really hot water and wipe it down vigorously.

I was just asked to clean the toilet. I used some toilet duck stuff around the rim and some drain cleaner for the toilet bowl, removed the seat and hit it with a pressure washer.

You could seriously eat off it.

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

Drop your toothbrush in some bleach. The ultra clean toothbrush will offset the gross toothpaste.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
paste? on your teeth?? idiot.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

i dropped my brand new toothbrush up my urethra and boy was my doctor not thrilled about that! the surgery wasnt covered by my insurance and now i owe the hospital $50,000 for what was basically glorified foreplay. good luck op.

You know, "Glorified Foreplay" would be an excellent name for a toothpaste brand. Or a dog food.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Squirt some on your balls to test if it's still good.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Blow posted:

I was just asked to clean the toilet. I used some toilet duck stuff around the rim and some drain cleaner for the toilet bowl, removed the seat and hit it with a pressure washer.

You could seriously eat off it.

Seriously?
OK, I'm on my way. Start boiling the spaghetti.

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

was the cap on and was the toilet full of poo poo and/or piss

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
I had an employee clean an occupied nursing patients room toilet by dunking her cleaning cloth into the toilet bowl with her bare hand and wiping all around inside and out

And she explained that hey she did at home that way

Fml

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



This sounds like a very specific, and probably German, fetish.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Scream at the toilet until it submits to your will

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Shinjobi posted:

Scream at the toilet until it submits to your will

In German.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Get a few other tubes of toothpaste and mix them all up. Now you won't know which one is the poo poo paste so you can use them all and not worry about it.

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

pee on it to sterilize it then take it out of the toilet

Connormgs
Sep 27, 2014
For clarification the toilet was clean enough to drink out of and the toothpaste had not been opened.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Connormgs posted:

For clarification the toilet was clean enough to drink out of


prove it

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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look you're already covered in a very fine layer of poop bacteria, head to toe inside and out as is all surfaces in your house. what's a few extra bacteria going to do???

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
RIP OP, everyone knows a single drop of toilet water is fatal. Splashback has claimed more lives than cancer.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Connormgs posted:

For clarification the toilet was clean enough to drink out of

I wouldn't recommend taste testing the water OP. That's gross, you should stop doing that for sure.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
#firstworldproblems

(im bringing that back)

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
It's surprising this doesn't happen more often

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Oh no I dropped my toothbrush directly into my gaping rear end in a top hat

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
The answer is to brush your teeth with toilet bowl cleaner

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
stick your toothbrush up your butt before brushing w/ the toothpaste, this will normalize the bacterial coefficients rendering it safe

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