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ICR
Dec 31, 2008

https://twitter.com/machinegunka/status/1378772626781450242?s=21

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Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Good Brothers were def the anonymous people who regretted turning down an AEW deal.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Dacap posted:

Good Brothers were def the anonymous people who regretted turning down an AEW deal.

They're openly the people who regretted turning down an AEW deal.

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

CombineThresher posted:

They're openly the people who regretted turning down an AEW deal.

This. They openly have said they should have taken the deal.

poo poo, I wouldn’t be surprised if AEW is paying them too and their Impact contract was amended to do both. They’re way more interested in doing AEW stuff over Impact right now.

I’m sure that contract thing isn’t the case but they might as well be part of both rosters.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
If I didn't know any better I would've thought the Good Brothers were full-time members of AEW's roster since they're on Dynamite practically every week, association with Don Callis be damned

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

https://twitter.com/kikutarochan/status/1378695720912314369?s=20

I respect a wrestler's hustle to turn anything into a t-shirt.

Looks like Kikutaro was deported for work visa issues?

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




the escape goat posted:

https://twitter.com/kikutarochan/status/1378695720912314369?s=20

I respect a wrestler's hustle to turn anything into a t-shirt.

Looks like Kikutaro was deported for work visa issues?

I read somewhere he claimed he was trying to enter the US on a visa waiver to end a lease on a house he’d been living in because his work visa expired and he wasn’t planning to stay anymore, and they stopped him in Hawaii and kept him a couple days before sending him hone.

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!
Between reading bad machine translations and talking to one of Kikutaro's friends, this is what he's saying happened:

The work visa he had been in the U.S. on, sponsored by Lucha Va Voom, had expired, so he went back to Japan. There, he got a tourist visa to enter the U.S. so he could close out his lease, move his stuff into storage, etc. So he scheduled a trip, he was stopped at customs during a layover in Hawaii, and they claimed that he was listed for an upcoming Lucha Va Voom show. But Lucha Va Voom hasn't run a show since before the pandemic and doesn't have any shows scheduled, plus it looks as if, at least going by CageMatch, he never wrestled a match for them before, anyway. (IOW: They couldn't have been confused by an old poster because he had only worked as a talent liaison for them as best as I can tell.) So he was denied entry and deported to Japan, where one of the people working at the airport remarked that a lot more people have been turned away in Hawaii as of late.

If that's what happened, then he certainly has a legit beef.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Such a sweet boy.

https://twitter.com/DeniseCarleton/status/1378825480334376961

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
https://twitter.com/BaronCorbinWWE/status/1378660360648060928

Such a bbq dork

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

You know he wears the vest as he's bbqing

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet

Wazzu posted:

He genuinely thinks he looks strong and tough, or at least more so than private party.


See, this would be what I went to first but he also pointed out his own boobs

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
https://twitter.com/LanceStorm/status/1378732312213385216

https://twitter.com/missyhyatt/status/1378735985417150466

Good natured fun joking Lance is good

Ibexaz
Jul 23, 2013

The faces he makes while posting are inexcusable! When he writes a post his face is like a troll double checking bones to see if there's any meat left! When I post I look like a peacock softly kissing a rose! Didn't his parents provide him with a posting mirror to practice forums faces growing up?
Pitmaster Corbin is a good gimmick

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Baron Corned Beef

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Ibexaz posted:

Pitmaster Corbin is a good gimmick

WWE Title, Universal Title, I just wanna grill for god's sake.

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Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

Lamuella posted:

WWE Title, Universal Title, I just wanna grill for god's sake.



hahahahah

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Corbin as a guy who was really into grilling and gave out full racks of ribs to the crowd would be a great gimmick. At least better than "dumb bald rear end in a top hat" or whatever his current gimmick is.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Then he'll cover Roman Reigns in barbecue sauce instead of dog food.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
I just thought it was an evolution of his "TGI Friday's Manager" getup and he was eager to tell people about the Jack Daniels Grill.

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

He can make big dog/hot dog jokes.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Give him the Chili's babyback rib song as his entrance theme.

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Give him the Chili's babyback rib song as his entrance theme.

Stealing The Dark Order's gimmick

kinetic77
Jun 23, 2010

https://twitter.com/dirtydickinson/status/1378921506386894851?s=21

kinetic77
Jun 23, 2010

https://twitter.com/meowdyxyall/status/1378776683516456960?s=21

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Hopefully sports entertainers are better cooks than college football coaches

https://twitter.com/LincolnRiley/status/1378849175916453889?s=20

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Cursed images thread is thataway, pal

brian
Sep 11, 2001
I obtained this title through beard tax.

this is the only time baron corbin has been relatable, keep it up

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

Lamuella posted:

WWE Title, Universal Title, I just wanna grill for god's sake.



All the dirt sheets say "GO AWAY," "STOMACH FACE," "SELF-ROCK BOTTOM," "X-PAC HEAT."

I just want to END OF DAYS for God's sake!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
BarBee Qorbin

HidaO-Win
Jun 5, 2013

"And I did it, because I was a man who had exhausted reason and thus turned to magicks"

Destroy My Sweater posted:

All the dirt sheets say "GO AWAY," "STOMACH FACE," "SELF-ROCK BOTTOM," "X-PAC HEAT."

I just want to END OF DAYS for God's sake!

There is a vocal section of the fandom that wants wrestlers particularly heels to be more like the old days; to stop breaking kayfabe on twitter, to have a legitimate football background, ideally with some combat sports credentials, to be legitimately big, to wrestle a slower style, to do no high spots, to really aggravate the audience rather than being a cool heel.

They then get really mad if you point out they have described Baron Corbin.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
The worst thing about baron corbin is they used to talk about how he was a golden gloves guy, but he never boxed Butterbean on a wwe ppv

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Malcolm Excellent posted:

The worst thing about baron corbin is they used to talk about how he was a golden gloves guy, but he never boxed Butterbean on a wwe ppv

Did they even use Corbin on Raw Underground?

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

HidaO-Win posted:

There is a vocal section of the fandom that wants wrestlers particularly heels to be more like the old days; to stop breaking kayfabe on twitter, to have a legitimate football background, ideally with some combat sports credentials, to be legitimately big, to wrestle a slower style, to do no high spots, to really aggravate the audience rather than being a cool heel.

They then get really mad if you point out they have described Baron Corbin.

Corbin would be tolerable if he had any natural charisma at all, but alas.

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

https://twitter.com/alexhammerstone/status/1379122991825440768?s=21

Bummer

Manwithastick
Jul 26, 2010


Deleted tweet - what did it say?

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Manwithastick posted:

Deleted tweet - what did it say?

Sorry to anyone who was looking forward to seeing me on shows this weekend.

Company didn’t buy my flight or lodging.

Not much I can do.

🤷🏼‍♂️

— Hammerstone (@alexhammerstone) April 5, 2021

brian
Sep 11, 2001
I obtained this title through beard tax.

aew should have signed halliday and hammerstone so MJF could be in a cool stable and not a lame one for dorks + wardlow

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

brian posted:

aew should have signed halliday and hammerstone so MJF could be in a cool stable and not a lame one for dorks + wardlow

Both want WWE only. Hammerstone was really close to signing but something happened and I don’t recall what it was.

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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

brian posted:

aew should have signed halliday and hammerstone so MJF could be in a cool stable and not a lame one for dorks + wardlow

Hammerstone seems like a piece of poo poo and literally everything else about your post is wrong so i'm going to assume the same of whatever a halliday is.

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