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kinetic77
Jun 23, 2010

His knees!

Not gory, just stupid

https://twitter.com/notjigsaw/status/1379128013753835520?s=21

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Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
gently caress my life. That would suck so much

Manwithastick
Jul 26, 2010

all I see is Patton Oswalt

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Manwithastick posted:

all I see is Patton Oswalt

He had to make ends meet somehow in that brief period where AP Bio was canceled.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

ICR posted:

Both want WWE only. Hammerstone was really close to signing but something happened and I don’t recall what it was.

The rumour I’ve heard is that he was too much of a Triple H cosplay at the time.

Alexander Hamilton
Dec 29, 2008
"That's not Ciclope!" I yell as he takes the microphone and talks about the problems with the Star Wars prequels for 20 minutes

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Vince MechMahon posted:

Corbin as a guy who was really into grilling and gave out full racks of ribs to the crowd would be a great gimmick. At least better than "dumb bald rear end in a top hat" or whatever his current gimmick is.

Just make him really obnoxious about his superior barbecuing knowledge, but with valid criticisms about the local barbecuing cuisine.



ICR posted:

Both want WWE only. Hammerstone was really close to signing but something happened and I don’t recall what it was.

They realised that they'd fulfilled their "generic SNES beat-em-up enemy sprite from something like Streets of Rage or Final Fight" quota when they signed Karrion Kross?

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

NXT has won the Lasagna Night War:

https://twitter.com/MarinaShafir/status/1378730018348670980

This is still kind of a crazy looking lasagna but if you put a bunch of cheese on anything it's a step in the right direction.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Is lasagna an Easter thing?

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Mr. Squishy posted:

Is lasagna an Easter thing?

Jesus was Italian. It's why he deserved what he got.

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


Mr. Squishy posted:

Is lasagna an Easter thing?

Lasagna is an anytime thing.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Ganso Bomb posted:

NXT has won the Lasagna Night War:

https://twitter.com/MarinaShafir/status/1378730018348670980

This is still kind of a crazy looking lasagna but if you put a bunch of cheese on anything it's a step in the right direction.

The other one didn't even look like it had been within 50 feet of an oven.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

karmicknight posted:

Hammerstone seems like a piece of poo poo and literally everything else about your post is wrong so i'm going to assume the same of whatever a halliday is.

Hammerstone is a lovely wrestler and person but Halliday is just a really boring generic heel. The most MLW wrestler possible.

brian
Sep 11, 2001
I obtained this title through beard tax.

mlw was great pre covid at various points and a lot of it was down to the dynasty promo segments, hammerstone and halliday aren't anything special but they played supporting goons to MJF's schemes really well and hammerstone wasn't bad in the N-1 in NOAH a couple of years ago either

sucks that they want to go to wwe though if that's the case

also i don't think halliday's lawyer/father would take kindly to those words person above me!!!

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

I saw Hammerstone be a dick to fans at a local promotion where he's the top champ. Oh yeah and someone did book his flight lol

https://twitter.com/GCWWrestlingPro/status/1379200770986377216?s=19

kinetic77
Jun 23, 2010

MassRafTer posted:

Hammerstone is a lovely wrestler and person but Halliday is just a really boring generic heel. The most MLW wrestler possible.

I’ve had to work with Hammerstone helping out with AWF in Arizona. He’s never said a word to me so....there’s that.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Didn't Hammerstone almost kill Savio Vega?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

brian posted:

mlw was great pre covid at various points and a lot of it was down to the dynasty promo segments, hammerstone and halliday aren't anything special but they played supporting goons to MJF's schemes really well and hammerstone wasn't bad in the N-1 in NOAH a couple of years ago either

sucks that they want to go to wwe though if that's the case

also i don't think halliday's lawyer/father would take kindly to those words person above me!!!

I'm sure his dad is proud of his son having a ceiling of "Mike Bennett"

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

https://twitter.com/KingRicochet/status/1379286617484066817?s=20

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
https://twitter.com/snoringelbow/status/1379267449724362758

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Real LORE question: is Dr Luthers last name Luther or is that his first name?

I told my wife he is Dr John Luther, as a goof, then, realized I didn't actually know.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Malcolm Excellent posted:

Real LORE question: is Dr Luthers last name Luther or is that his first name?

I told my wife he is Dr John Luther, as a goof, then, realized I didn't actually know.

Dr. Cosmo Luther.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
https://twitter.com/thePenelopeFord/status/1379292175377309697

Better angle of the powerboop

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
https://twitter.com/maki_itoh/status/1379101201078263811

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

https://twitter.com/MadKing1981/status/1379107951496065029?s=20

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Strong simp energy from Eddie in that tweet

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



https://twitter.com/NikkiCrossWWE/status/1379159359318540293?s=20

Someone get this poor woman out of the loving WWE.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Vandar posted:

https://twitter.com/NikkiCrossWWE/status/1379159359318540293?s=20

Someone get this poor woman out of the loving WWE.

Yeah, and take that husband of hers too, to somewhere where they get appreciated.

And that Alvin Black guy too. I hear he's a bit good, not that anyone would know.

Lily Catts
Oct 17, 2012

Show me the way to you
(Heavy Metal)
https://twitter.com/noah_sugiura/status/1379305591902892032
https://twitter.com/KENTAG2S/status/1379325655792279553
I love

Sugiura: I met Hideo Itami
KENTA: btw I'm the senior, he's the junior

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Do newspaper comics count as social media? Probably not, but the strip Breaking Cat News is doing wrestling this week!

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Holy poo poo I was not expecting Breaking Cathausen News to go with Danhausen

kinetic77
Jun 23, 2010

https://twitter.com/wweasuka/status/1379258863367516162?s=21

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


I hope some day we get Nyla and Kana as a tag team of god tier shitposters and also wrestlers

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

1glitch0 posted:

Dr. Cosmo Luther.

:hmmyes:



my goodness

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://mobile.twitter.com/rainmakerXokada/status/1379407930223562755

https://www.instagram.com/p/CNUSqGNhpN6/?igshid=1i30e2ykgm48s

The Greatest of All Time

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Endless Mike posted:

Holy poo poo I was not expecting Breaking Cathausen News to go with Danhausen

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Selachian posted:

Do newspaper comics count as social media? Probably not, but the strip Breaking Cat News is doing wrestling this week!



This is lamest poo poo I’ve ever seen.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




I don’t even know what’s going on in it other than the Danhausen cameo because it’s labelled.

Weedle
May 31, 2006




The_Rob posted:

This is lamest poo poo I’ve ever seen.

well it is a newspaper comic. this one is particularly bewildering though because not only is it bad i have no clue what it thinks its audience is. how much overlap is there between people who read newspaper comics about housecats and people who will get drowning pool references

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Malcolm Excellent posted:

Real LORE question: is Dr Luthers last name Luther or is that his first name?

I told my wife he is Dr John Luther, as a goof, then, realized I didn't actually know.

I believe the gimmick was originally going to be Dr. Hannibal Luther but they decided that was silly and so he was just Dr. Luther. So Luther is his only name like a 2000s WWE Diva.

https://twitter.com/Lauderdale11/status/1379462221596667912

I like to imagine this is the same alley EVOLVE ran in.

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