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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
nothing like watching a movie on the Big Screen with a frothy mug of milk in one hand and the other reaching into a bowl of boiled peanuts. this one's for me

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CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

torrents are great. gently caress paying for most of this poo poo

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/TheNeonGeisha/status/1378921597936005121

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

hello yes i'd like to give u money to watch Kong vs Godzilla

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Cereal is dog food for humans, coffee is better with half/half, and anything baked with flour is pretty much poisonous to humans.

I'll give a special extra milky shout out to scalloped potatos, cheese making, and the rare mixed drink that uses milk.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

Zisky posted:

What is it like to be this wrong?

Feels pretty good to get all the valid uses while dialing down factory farming I guess.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

That's some loving bold poo poo to openly tell your dumbass audience you are nonstop gaslighting by trying to say no actually it is the libs who are gaslighting.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
extra frothy

bleeding kansas
Nov 15, 2019
nobody has been able to drink real rootbeer since like '02 because the natural flavoring, safrole from sassafras, is a direct precursor to mdma. the government also declared it a human carcinogen on like the thinnest evidence

cut to today and now 2dcat has to learn russian in order to go to a country that still has raves. thanks obama

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

Salvor_Hardin posted:

Feels pretty good to get all the valid uses while dialing down factory farming I guess.

You should probably go tell everyone on the Indian subcontinent that they should only be using milk for coffee, cereal and baking.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

just watched a movie called afterbirth. excellent ending

edit: antibirth. lmao

Spergin Morlock has issued a correction as of 05:30 on Apr 6, 2021

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



DryGoods posted:

extra frothy

https://i.imgur.com/O5sx2ho.mp4

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://mobile.twitter.com/unrealjoerbiden/status/1356262377700917250

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


when cspam enters qcs threads

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Nonsense posted:

when cspam enters qcs threads

lmao

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

i'll have what he's having

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

"gently caress da mods!! the concentration camps are real!! open biden!!!"

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

DryGoods posted:

i'll have what he's having

a life sentence?

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

lmao


Moooooommm! The MLB is gaslighting me :qq:

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

CODChimera posted:

torrents are great. gently caress paying for most of this poo poo

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

Zisky posted:

You should probably go tell everyone on the Indian subcontinent that they should only be using milk for coffee, cereal and baking.

I should have expanded baking to cooking in general.

Regardless, I concede the point and offer a lovely picture.

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

lmao nobody uses gaslighting except for certain court cases and all of Twitter/Tumblr like who the hell is Fox catering to

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

:catstare:

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
holding my glass up to the cafeteria milk spout until it overflows, running down my arm and all over the drink station. milk squirting out of the swirling glass and spraying streams into the ceiling, rattling fluorescent lights and knocking away ceiling tiles. people behind me quickly push themselves away from their tables and rush to the doors as a puddle of foamy milk creeps towards them. it's too late, the doors are chained from the outside

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

mommy milky

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





just relaxing at the childhood milk spouts, like we're all used to, where the children go to suckle at the great wall of spouts so that they may grow huge and stupid and invincible

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/mondomascots/status/1379295439090946052

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

lol this is my youngest when he wakes up in the morning.

he comes out the room like he's the last man to enter the Royal Rumble literally every morning and it owns.

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

DryGoods posted:

holding my glass up to the cafeteria milk spout until it overflows, running down my arm and all over the drink station. milk squirting out of the swirling glass and spraying streams into the ceiling, rattling fluorescent lights and knocking away ceiling tiles. people behind me quickly push themselves away from their tables and rush to the doors as a puddle of foamy milk creeps towards them. it's too late, the doors are chained from the outside

In this story, is milk a metaphor for cum?

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 353 days!

He...requests this???

Viginti Septem
Jan 9, 2021

Oculus Noctuae
Wtf is going on with the thread title?

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

samantonio posted:

Wtf is going on with the thread title?

It’s l33t breh

Viginti Septem
Jan 9, 2021

Oculus Noctuae

Alec Eiffel posted:

It’s l33t breh

The last time I used 2000s-era speak like l33t I got a 6er lol.

Pre-edit: in before the 6er

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Must turd

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

samantonio posted:

The last time I used 2000s-era speak like l33t I got a 6er lol.

Pre-edit: in before the 6er

do u post about anything other than times u got sixer'd

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

Mayor Dave posted:

Moist turd

Viginti Septem
Jan 9, 2021

Oculus Noctuae

Korean Boomhauer posted:

do u post about anything other than times u got sixer'd

Sometimes I post about future sixers too.

Edit: I've been here like 90 days so in RE: this forum I don't have much material. I'm down for exploring other topics too. lmao

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Doinglarp TRUNK

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CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Korean Boomhauer posted:

do u post about anything other than times u got sixer'd

trump?

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