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LimburgLimbo: Feb 10, 2008

Remember when people were raging at the 2018 Miss Korea winner because she was "too fat and ugly" lol

# ? Apr 6, 2021 05:40

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 00:27

ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

bob dobbs is dead posted:

jaw bone slices from korean women

sometimes men

ive seen it in person

Ah alright, thanks

Skeletal tissue isn't very icky but medical ppl can be extremely dumb in civilised company lol

# ? Apr 6, 2021 05:40

Gromit: Aug 15, 2000; I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

My little tote bag is only the original Collon, not the creamed variety unfortunately. I did have some Couque D'asses as well but I think the package is long gone. Tasted pretty good, but I've always eaten D'asses so no big deal.

# ? Apr 6, 2021 05:40

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

LimburgLimbo posted:

Remember when people were raging at the 2018 Miss Korea winner because she was "too fat and ugly" lol

Sandra Oh, famous Canadian(?) Actress, (star of Killing Eve and Greys Anatamy and probably other poo poo I don't know) gets shat on in Korea because people there think she is too ugly and presenting a bad view of Koreans to the world.

# ? Apr 6, 2021 05:42

hakimashou: Jul 15, 2002; Upset Trowel

Dang Koreans went ham with the capitalism vs communism stuff I guess.

The Most Communist Country IN History vs the Most Capitalist, separated by nothing more than 900,000 landmines.

# ? Apr 6, 2021 05:44

WarpedNaba: Feb 8, 2012; Being social makes me swell!

Confucianism trumps all, it seems.

# ? Apr 6, 2021 07:04

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

BrigadierSensible posted:

Sandra Oh, famous Canadian(?) Actress, (star of Killing Eve and Greys Anatamy and probably other poo poo I don't know) gets shat on in Korea because people there think she is too ugly and presenting a bad view of Koreans to the world.

Grace Park also got a ton of the same abuse, being too ugly and gross to be publicly Korean in the west.

# ? Apr 6, 2021 07:16

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

South Korea is basically end stage capitalism turning full cyberpunk, complete with megacorps that are basically feudal kingdoms.

# ? Apr 6, 2021 09:09

barbecue at the folks: Jul 20, 2007

hakimashou posted:

I got my shots now and have waited the full effectiveness interval so I went out shopping for the first time in a year.

One of my stops was the big asian grocery store to get lots of good chinese stuff, but in addition to that I also got a japanese product

the name is french for "cock of asses"

# ? Apr 6, 2021 10:19

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Grand Fromage posted:

Grace Park also got a ton of the same abuse, being too ugly and gross to be publicly Korean in the west.

# ? Apr 6, 2021 11:23

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

quote:

ANU censorship row as anti-China art removed

A gallery on the Australian National University campus has removed artworks mocking Chinese communist leaders after students at the university complained.

It's led to allegations that the gallery has bowed to pressure from supporters of the regime in Beijing.

The works by Canberra-born artist Luke Cornish (also known as ELK) were part of the Don't Shoot the Messenger show at the aMBUSH Gallery (as it spells its name).

One of the removed works showed a Chinese bank note altered to depict Winnie the Pooh strangling Tigger.

The exhibition was billed as a commentary on "the rise of authoritarianism" but some Chinese students complained the works were racist.

Apart from addressing Chinese government repression, the artist had included art depicting an upside-down figure of Christ on a cross. There are works inspired by the Black Lives Matter movement.

While some complaints were that the images were racist, others alleged that there was a coordinated campaign by supporters of the Beijing regime to get critical work, particularly of the leaders Mao and XI, banned.

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But the ANU denied it had censored the works. It said it was committed to free speech. It didn't run the gallery. "Neither the artwork nor the exhibition were commissioned by ANU," a spokesman said.

The artist Luke Cornish told the ABC: "I was just getting smashed on Instagram and social media, I think the gallery were getting smashed too," he said. "It was such a bullying mentality, so the gallery made the call to take the artworks down."

https://www.canberratimes.com.au/story/7185655/anu-censorship-row-as-anti-china-art-removed/

# ? Apr 6, 2021 11:45

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://www.canberratimes.com.au/story/7185655/anu-censorship-row-as-anti-china-art-removed/

Apart from K-Pop stans, is there anyone else apart from the CCP that sends an army of targeted weaponized internet trolls after people who say mean things about them?

Well, anyone sane?

# ? Apr 6, 2021 12:34

Okuteru: Nov 10, 2007; Choose this life you're on your own

BrigadierSensible posted:

Apart from K-Pop stans, is there anyone else apart from the CCP that sends an army of targeted weaponized internet trolls after people who say mean things about them?

Well, anyone sane?

Beyonce fans.

Maybe the 5 true believers in Kamala Harris.

# ? Apr 6, 2021 14:15

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

China is much like Alabama, in many ways.

The groom was also adopted, so the wedding went ahead.

# ? Apr 6, 2021 16:07

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

McGavin posted:

China is much like Alabama, in many ways.

The groom was also adopted, so the wedding went ahead.

I sense a romantic comedy.

# ? Apr 6, 2021 16:09

bob dobbs is dead: Oct 8, 2017; I love peeps; Nap Ghost

McGavin posted:

China is much like Alabama, in many ways.

The groom was also adopted, so the wedding went ahead.

my moms specialty in med school was congenital disorders arising from incest

she graduated and did like, one case every five years of that poo poo while being a normal pediatrician for two decades until she took a weird travelling doc position in the emirates whereupon she had to do it every day. treated half a dozen princesses

# ? Apr 6, 2021 16:32

Jeza: Feb 13, 2011; The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

BrigadierSensible posted:

Apart from K-Pop stans, is there anyone else apart from the CCP that sends an army of targeted weaponized internet trolls after people who say mean things about them?

Well, anyone sane?

Not that armies of weaponised, paid trolls don't exist, but these days you could replace 'CCP' with almost anything with a fanbase you care to name and there's hordes of people willing to do it for free.

# ? Apr 6, 2021 16:43

Pham Nuwen: Oct 30, 2010

bob dobbs is dead posted:

its to sell poo poo

also plastic surgery lol

korea heavily overproduces doctors which means that market competition for elective stuff is ridiculous and they specifically try to induce demand

theres also the alienation and isolation of modern life and employment, which peeps try to alleviate by getting basically human capital improvement projects done as human capital improvement projects

this goes double for sex work peeps

Being a mod is a lovely job but I'd put up with it if it meant I could probate you every time you said "peeps"

# ? Apr 6, 2021 16:52

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

Jeza posted:

Not that armies of weaponised, paid trolls don't exist, but these days you could replace 'CCP' with almost anything with a fanbase you care to name and there's hordes of people willing to do it for free.

Yeah, though the version of this in Korea/Japan is notably extreme.

# ? Apr 6, 2021 16:59

Don Gato: Apr 28, 2013; Actually a bipedal cat.; Grimey Drawer

Grand Fromage posted:

Yeah, though the version of this in Korea/Japan is notably extreme.

There is an entire online battles of Isonzo going on at all times and we only miss it because we don't go to websites where there are both Korean nationalists and Japanese nationalists.

Also the nationalist slap fights between Taiwan and Mainland China can get spicy.

# ? Apr 6, 2021 17:24

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

BrigadierSensible posted:

Apart from K-Pop stans, is there anyone else apart from the CCP that sends an army of targeted weaponized internet trolls after people who say mean things about them?

Well, anyone sane?

russia, 4chan, donald trump, jeff bezos

# ? Apr 6, 2021 17:28

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

Don Gato posted:

There is an entire online battles of Isonzo going on at all times and we only miss it because we don't go to websites where there are both Korean nationalists and Japanese nationalists.

Welcome to my 3,867 page thread about whether Koreans or Japanese invented rice.

# ? Apr 6, 2021 17:29

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

Grand Fromage posted:

Welcome to my 3,867 page thread about whether Koreans or Japanese invented rice.

Only 3,867 pages? Such small numbers. The thread on the origins of rice in China is over 5,000 pages.

# ? Apr 6, 2021 17:31

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

ArmZ posted:

russia, 4chan, donald trump, jeff bezos

Don't forget Elon Musk, nerds will literally die for him.

Also Star Citizen.

# ? Apr 6, 2021 17:32

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

kimchi was a chinese invention, remember

# ? Apr 6, 2021 17:34

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

Mozi posted:

kimchi was a chinese invention, remember

Yeah but Koreans invented China so ultimately it remains Korea culture.

# ? Apr 6, 2021 17:36

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

Prehistoric Korean peppers.

# ? Apr 6, 2021 18:12

WarpedNaba: Feb 8, 2012; Being social makes me swell!

bob dobbs is dead posted:

my moms specialty in med school was congenital disorders arising from incest

she graduated and did like, one case every five years of that poo poo while being a normal pediatrician for two decades until she took a weird travelling doc position in the emirates whereupon she had to do it every day. treated half a dozen princesses

How would you treat those disorders? Are we talking surgery for webbed feet, or something for hemophilia symptoms?

# ? Apr 6, 2021 20:28

bob dobbs is dead: Oct 8, 2017; I love peeps; Nap Ghost

theres like hundreds of them

the most moderately obscure one she dealt with more than once was huntingtons, which is mendellian dominant and she did heredity poo poo and told the afflicted family no, you hosed up marrying this cousin to this cousin, etc etc (something like 40% of gulf arab marriages are cousins, so peeps make alabama jokes but they should really be making emirati jokes)

theres no cure just therapy for 90% of this poo poo

bob dobbs is dead fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Apr 6, 2021

# ? Apr 6, 2021 20:40

Pham Nuwen: Oct 30, 2010

bob dobbs is dead posted:

so peeps make alabama jokes but they should really be making emirati jokes

Oh yeah lemme just get right on that, I'm sure it'll go over swimmingly on the Internet.

I keep it safe and only make fun of the Habsburgs.

# ? Apr 6, 2021 20:57

bob dobbs is dead: Oct 8, 2017; I love peeps; Nap Ghost

Pham Nuwen posted:

Oh yeah lemme just get right on that, I'm sure it'll go over swimmingly on the Internet.

I keep it safe and only make fun of the Habsburgs.

oh yeah, its a laugh riot w that one hapsburg on twitter

# ? Apr 6, 2021 21:00

Marcade: Jun 11, 2006; Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Pretty sure he got banned from Twitter, actually.

# ? Apr 6, 2021 21:52

bob dobbs is dead: Oct 8, 2017; I love peeps; Nap Ghost

this one?

https://mobile.twitter.com/EduardHabsburg

# ? Apr 6, 2021 21:56

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

McGavin posted:

China is much like Alabama, in many ways.

The groom was also adopted, so the wedding went ahead.

So China is a Fire Emblem game IRL?

# ? Apr 6, 2021 22:20

peanut: Sep 9, 2007

Teketeketeketeke posted:

Don't forget these, either:

This is extra good because the flavor 大人のミルク means "adult milk"

# ? Apr 7, 2021 03:38

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

peanut posted:

This is extra good because the flavor 大人のミルク means "adult milk"

lmao

# ? Apr 7, 2021 03:41

Sheep: Jul 24, 2003

bob dobbs is dead posted:

this one?

https://mobile.twitter.com/EduardHabsburg

You'd figure they'd have gotten the memo by now, but even Eduard is married to an (admittedly not particularly close) relative.

Edit: I think their closest Habsburg relative is Leopold II, who would be 6? generations back.

Sheep fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Apr 7, 2021

# ? Apr 7, 2021 04:39

Sheep: Jul 24, 2003

Edit: double post

# ? Apr 7, 2021 04:52

Kavros: May 18, 2011; sleep sleep sleep
fly fly post post
sleep sleep sleep

Megillah Gorilla posted:

You mean with the skin, eyes and jaw work that leaves you looking like an alien doll?

Ah, if only I'd had less of a stubborn streak, I could have been another one of these weird creepy clones

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 00:27

bob dobbs is dead: Oct 8, 2017; I love peeps; Nap Ghost

these folks are still korean peeps, theyre still stubborn except stubborn the other direction

# ? Apr 7, 2021 16:55

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