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Think Less: Dec 29, 2016

Mirthless posted:

I live in Oklahoma too. This is pretty accurate.

# ? Apr 7, 2021 02:06

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# ? May 27, 2024 09:41

Relin: Oct 6, 2002; You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!

biden telling georgia stop it because he knows 50 dems wont vote for the voting rights act

# ? Apr 7, 2021 02:08

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

Isn't Georgia a blue state now?

# ? Apr 7, 2021 02:10

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

https://twitter.com/MayorJohnLee/status/1379577637664817153

oh man what if socialists drove all the centrists to the GOP

wouldn't that loving own

I'm not being sarcastic I would loving love that

# ? Apr 7, 2021 02:20

Relin: Oct 6, 2002; You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!

georgia is a blue state to democrats because they pretend that the majority of states having republican governors and assemblies doesnt exist. but at least they got a filibuster proof senate oh wai

# ? Apr 7, 2021 02:23

Josh Christ: Dec 24, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

PipHelix posted:

Oh yea, yep that's the one. I didn't want to throw around names cause it's not like Young Hot Stalin is an unpopular image with leftists.

Huh, poo poo. We shoulda tried the silver bullet of organizing and reconciling, educating and, uh, reoperating this year instead of the far off future where, once we do THAT the revolution is guaranteed to work. I always get the idea when I hear these arguments that I'm listening to a British General argue about how unfair it is that the enemy doesn't line up in orderly rows to get obliterated. Yea if we had more money or a more woke electorate the election would have gone different. And if my rear end had wheels I'd be a wagon.

Dude, the Proletariat aren't an object, they are living, breathing people with agency. Maybe they haven't been 'educated' however you'd have them educated but they've been alive long enough to have heard leftist takes, and rejected them. California was founded on white supremacy, I'm sure you've read all the same Mike Davis books I have so lets stop pretending all the adult sentient humans who voted in the last election are a bunch of wooden dummies waiting for us to tap them on the head with our Fairy Godmother Wands and turn them into Real Socialists.

You get that the electorate being a bunch of unapologetic racists doesn't excuse them from casting racist votes, whether or not they've sat through a consciousness raising session? I did some dumb lovely stuff before I got smart, and I feel bad about it, and should do so forever. You're to blame for the things you do.

What's a book

# ? Apr 7, 2021 02:36

Cpt_Obvious: Jun 18, 2007

Josh Christ posted:

What's a book

It's like an ipad, but broken.

# ? Apr 7, 2021 02:39

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

loquacius posted:

https://twitter.com/MayorJohnLee/status/1379577637664817153

oh man what if socialists drove all the centrists to the GOP

wouldn't that loving own

I'm not being sarcastic I would loving love that

drive all the centrist trash to the gop just in time for the entire country to vote for them following four disastrous years

# ? Apr 7, 2021 02:40

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Judakel posted:

lol he is absolutely going to get recalled once cases skyrocket BECAUSE of this. and i will be voting to get rid of him

you dumbass. covid is ogre. DUH

# ? Apr 7, 2021 02:57

FormaldehydeSon: Oct 1, 2011

Open Biden

# ? Apr 7, 2021 02:57

witchy: Apr 23, 2019; one step forward one step back

tmfc posted:

dog blood blog dood

# ? Apr 7, 2021 02:58

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

loquacius posted:

https://twitter.com/MayorJohnLee/status/1379577637664817153

oh man what if socialists drove all the centrists to the GOP

wouldn't that loving own

I'm not being sarcastic I would loving love that

wow this loving owns and makes me LOL forever

# ? Apr 7, 2021 02:58

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

Smythe posted:

you dumbass. covid is ogre. DUH

Covid is Ogre Battle

# ? Apr 7, 2021 03:00

HashtagGirlboss: Jan 4, 2005

I don�t think it�s any more a blue state than Pennsylvania is a red states. Swung unexpectedly in a really weird election year and looks like it has the potential to be nail bitingly close again in the future

And like was said above that completely ignores the reality of the state government

# ? Apr 7, 2021 03:05

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Bootleg Trunks posted:

https://twitter.com/SenDuckworth/st...ingawful.com%2F

unfortunately the president is also a dejoy loyalist

# ? Apr 7, 2021 03:08

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

spacetoaster posted:

Isn't Georgia a blue state now?

yea the state we barely squeaked in a couple senators by making promises we instantly broke and called black voters idiots for thinking we intended to keep them is totally blue

# ? Apr 7, 2021 03:09

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

or rather dejoy paid him 20 bucks so biden is his willing servant for life, biden's loyalty comes insanely cheap

# ? Apr 7, 2021 03:10

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

sexpig by night posted:

yea the state we barely squeaked in a couple senators by making promises we instantly broke and called black voters idiots for thinking we intended to keep them is totally blue

i'm sure all the organizers who unknowingly spread our lies and got nothing but our laughter in their faces in return will be willing to go to bat for us again

# ? Apr 7, 2021 03:11

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

Yinlock posted:

i'm sure all the organizers who unknowingly spread our lies and got nothing but our laughter in their faces in return will be willing to go to bat for us again

The saddest part is that there is a nonzero number that will.

# ? Apr 7, 2021 03:12

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

but demographics are destiny, says increasingly nervous man for 294th time this decade

# ? Apr 7, 2021 03:16

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

Democrats believe your race, gender and sexual orientation don't matter as long as you're upper middle class or better, have decorum and vote Democrat. And even if you're a poor minority, you can always get a scholarship and then be accepted into the ranks of the elite if you prove to be the right sort of person. That anyone could rise to power without being one of them is anathema to their world view.

Reality Protester posted:

but demographics are destiny, says increasingly nervous man for 294th time this decade

The demographics are slowly turning socialist. Slowly turning against him.

# ? Apr 7, 2021 03:21

RadiRoot: Feb 3, 2007

Zedhe Khoja posted:

After slaughtering and raping all the Afghan feminists in the 80's, Amerikkka is deciding to shed crocodile tears over this poo poo like they didn't explicitly and intentionally tie the concept of womens rights to foreign domination and violence.

i dunno have we not just tried killing more taliban?

# ? Apr 7, 2021 03:23

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1379620721060626433?s=20

# ? Apr 7, 2021 03:23

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

i dont give a poo poo abgout identity politics *throws computer chair out the window*

# ? Apr 7, 2021 03:24

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

no war but class war mother FUCKER

# ? Apr 7, 2021 03:25

PipHelix: Nov 11, 2017

my bony fealty posted:

Newsom ain't getting recalled because as stated itt we Californians are dumb as hell

tho Faulconer was an absolutely awful mayor so it remains to be seen if that will benefit or hinder him

Two sentences, two correct takes. When this is all said and done we should hang. There should be at least one cool bar left somewhere.

# ? Apr 7, 2021 03:30

Gobblecoque: Sep 6, 2011

tmfc posted:

do you think pete eats dogs like he eats a cinnamon bun

# ? Apr 7, 2021 03:30

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Yinlock posted:

i'm sure all the organizers who unknowingly spread our lies and got nothing but our laughter in their faces in return will be willing to go to bat for us again

'look, black, I know I basically made you into a liar in front of your whole community, then I called them idiots for accurately describing how we lied to them, but those Republicans don't RESPECT you like I do'.

# ? Apr 7, 2021 03:32

bedpan: Apr 23, 2008

Lib and let die posted:

The saddest part is that there is a nonzero number that will.

and this is why they will always fail

# ? Apr 7, 2021 03:34

comedyblissoption: Mar 15, 2006

lol saying the quiet part out loud she's so bad at this
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1379603832888381443

# ? Apr 7, 2021 03:38

Tricky D: Apr 1, 2005; I love um!

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1379620721060626433?s=20

what i took from that article is that hunter biden is pushing a memoir despite accomplishing nothing in his life

# ? Apr 7, 2021 03:38

Rectal Death Deft: Jan 10, 2020; by Nyc_Tattoo

Georgia is blue in that the suburbs got so mad at the baby touch pandemic restrictions and BLM that they flipped overwhelmingly toward Biden and the state was close enough that it mattered.

Who knows what will happen in an election where there has been no disruption in the supply of dollar margaritas at Applebees and there has been no buildings burning on CNN to make Sharon ask Kyle to buy a gun and install a $15,000 security system.

# ? Apr 7, 2021 03:40

Josh Christ: Dec 24, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

Tricky D posted:

what i took from that article is that hunter biden is pushing a memoir despite accomplishing nothing in his life

I'd read a Scar Tissue style memoir thats hunter talking about doing a ton of drugs and loving his brothers widow. He hasn't accomplished anything meaningful, but he's brought joy to the lives of posters, and that's good enough.

# ? Apr 7, 2021 03:41

Tricky D: Apr 1, 2005; I love um!

Josh Christ posted:

I'd read a Scar Tissue style memoir thats hunter talking about doing a ton of drugs and loving his brothers widow. He hasn't accomplished anything meaningful, but he's brought joy to the lives of posters, and that's good enough.

if you steal the book then by all means

# ? Apr 7, 2021 03:43

spacemang_spliff: Nov 29, 2014; wide pickle

loquacius posted:

https://twitter.com/MayorJohnLee/status/1379577637664817153

oh man what if socialists drove all the centrists to the GOP

wouldn't that loving own

I'm not being sarcastic I would loving love that

wait for it

https://twitter.com/JoeyMauro1/status/1379595692880973825

# ? Apr 7, 2021 03:46