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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Then in 2028 Kamala loses to Matt Gaetz who is on tape exposing himself to a seventh-grade classroom.

One of which later becomes his bride when she turns 16.

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Basebf555 posted:

Yea sorry but there's no way Ted Cruz can replace Trump. The chuds can sense his loser energy.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Qurnah posted:

are there even any boats our boating for biden?!

Stay indoors, rear end in a top hat

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

this is, of course, only after AOC fucks over John Fetterman in the primary before dropping out on super tuesday yet again

ftfy

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Trump will not run, having died of a heart attack in a Mar-a-Lago bathroom in April 2023.

then it’s gonna be someone who can capture the Trump magic. Desanties or maybe MTG.

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Which is exactly why him winning the primary will be extremely funny.

you have a very weird sense of humour

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
https://twitter.com/NoContextHumans/status/1376127669046288392?s=19

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Some people itt think I'm an optimist and to be honest that makes me feel really really badly for them.

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Aoc will be president

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://i.imgur.com/Zi6tItG.mp4

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

kind eyes man

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://twitter.com/scottderrickson/status/1379646927453614081?s=21

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Chinatown posted:

more like kamala fuckhead

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Some people itt think I'm an optimist and to be honest that makes me feel really really badly for them.

I don’t want your pity

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
do you think fake schnorkles eats cat turds?

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Crusader posted:

as a hispanic that grew up in texas and visited germany a few years ago, ill add: i made friends in berlin; i made no friends in munich

not surprising at all. do come back friend, you are always welcome in berlin 🤗

As you have probably noticed tho, Berlin and Munich are pretty much polar opposite cities (while both being European)

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

CODChimera posted:

you have a very weird sense of humour

I pity anyone who can't remember how funny the 2912 Republican Primary was. It wasn't the same kind of funny that the last five years have been, but man, that primary was hilarious.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

GAH

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


The Nastier Nate posted:

Eastern PA.

lol if you live near Ohio or WV

but there are so many chuds in the state legislature that we are going to be the last state in the Northeast Corridor to get legal weed.

West Virginia will absolutely get legal weed before PA.

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/migold/status/1379827074890932230

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

TMMadman posted:

He still owes us 600 bucks or he will break his promise of giving people $2000 dollars.

Supposedly dems are trying to not actively be as terrible and are talking about giving us another stimmy check but I’ll Believe it when it’s my bank account

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

I pity anyone who can't remember how funny the 2912 Republican Primary was. It wasn't the same kind of funny that the last five years have been, but man, that primary was hilarious.

yea it was really funny but that was before trump broke everyone’s brains

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

I pity anyone who can't remember how funny the 2912 Republican Primary was. It wasn't the same kind of funny that the last five years have been, but man, that primary was hilarious.

So now you're claiming to be a time traveller from the 29th century?

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Some people itt think I'm an optimist and to be honest that makes me feel really really badly for them.

this cat does not like you


he hates everybody and everything

e: when Ii first read your post I thought you said "optometrist" and I was pretty confused

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

a.lo posted:

Stay indoors, rear end in a top hat

i can be indoors

on a boat

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

West Virginia will absolutely get legal weed before PA.

My wife is from WV, I’ll bet a $1,000 on this

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




lol

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/zlWEdeY.mp4

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Obviously 2012 national politics are the apex of liberalism and therefore absolutely toxic to idealize in any fashion, but in terms of pure content not being able to appreciate them is like not being able to appreciate Seinfeld.

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Asproigerosis posted:

Maralago sounds so batshit insane. Just spending every day having your cult members hoot and holler for you. Boy that withdrawal is going to be wild when people stop paying thousands to go to that shithole just to clap for the most presidential criptid in history.


meanwhile trump is like

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

West Virginia will absolutely get legal weed before PA.

why would perdue allow the competition

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
The mtg presidency is going to be incredible. So much loving and sucking fighting game cosplayers as she does butterfly pullups.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
take over the thread, plink

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

TMMadman posted:

So now you're claiming to be a time traveller from the 29th century?

Ah poo poo

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

if my dog liked that I would get $20 rolls of quarters for sure

she does not like that

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

DryGoods posted:

take over the thread, plink

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/nyt_diff/status/1379915951920021508

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

emfive posted:

this cat does not like you


he hates everybody and everything

e: when Ii first read your post I thought you said "optometrist" and I was pretty confused

i think you may want to seek the help of an optimist

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


https://i.imgur.com/7aL1cQn.mp4

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Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Then in 2028 Kamala loses to Matt Gaetz who is on tape exposing himself to a seventh-grade classroom.

it's okay, he had their parents' permission

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