Miniatures Unspiration: I have nipples, Greg, can you paint me?

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3 Action Economist: May 22, 2002; Educate. Agitate. Liberate.

Oh no I'm going to end up buying Warhammer minis. I need some of these vampires in my life.

# ? Mar 24, 2021 12:31

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# ? May 25, 2024 22:44

Mr. Sunshine: May 15, 2008; This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt); Fun Shoe

goatface posted:

His hair is bizarre.

his "hair" is a fur hat. probably wolf fur.

# ? Mar 24, 2021 12:35

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

It looks like he's really upset about his baldness and bought the largest toupee he could find.

# ? Mar 24, 2021 12:39

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Grim dark cruella de vil.

# ? Mar 24, 2021 13:11

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

It's a drat shame there aren't any minis of the vampires from Darkest Dungeon. Their design was en pointe.

# ? Mar 24, 2021 15:09

Rascar Capac: Aug 31, 2016; Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

Samovar posted:

It's a drat shame there aren't any minis of the vampires from Darkest Dungeon. Their design was en pointe.

There are going to be some as part of the Kickstarted Darkest Dungeons boardgame.

# ? Mar 24, 2021 15:12

KozmoNaut: Apr 23, 2008; Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle

I am still thinking about buying that, there are a ton of great miniatures in it. On the other hand, it's pretty expensive and I already have a huge backlog of minis to paint. And looking at the rules and mechanics, I'm not sure I'll ever get around to actually play the game.

Plus I already have all the heroes and some monsters, with subjectively better designs from a guy on Etsy

# ? Mar 24, 2021 15:17

Virtual Russian: Sep 15, 2008

Winklebottom posted:

Lose the bats and this model is pretty sweet.

# ? Mar 24, 2021 15:52

Harvey Mantaco: Mar 6, 2007; Someone please help me find my keys =(

Virtual Russian posted:

Lose the bats and this model is pretty sweet.

I know, they don't work at all.

# ? Mar 24, 2021 16:34

working mom: Jul 8, 2015

Virtual Russian posted:

Lose the bats and this model is pretty sweet.

Doesn't look like they'd be too hard to remove cleanly

# ? Mar 24, 2021 16:34

Corin Tucker's Stalker: May 27, 2001; One bullet. One gun. Six Chambers. These are my friends.

Keep the bats. Lose the mace, replace it with a large bat. Or a regular-sized bat holding up the end of a whip.

# ? Mar 24, 2021 16:48

AndyElusive: Jan 7, 2007

Or holding a baseball bat because lol

# ? Mar 24, 2021 16:50

Fashionable Jorts: Jan 18, 2010; Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you

Rascar Capac posted:

There are going to be some as part of the Kickstarted Darkest Dungeons boardgame.

Oh boy another kickstarter board game with more minis in it than a entire warhammer tournament. Can't wait to play it once before getting frustrated with bad rules.

# ? Mar 24, 2021 17:14

Ugleb: Nov 19, 2014; ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

goatface posted:

His hair is bizarre.

I'm starting to wonder if GW are dipping their toe back into lampooning British politics.

# ? Mar 24, 2021 18:02

SiKboy: Oct 28, 2007; Oh no!😱

Vagabong posted:

I don't see what's wrong with this big shirtless man and his giant trousers.

Honestly? Trousers not big enough.

# ? Mar 24, 2021 18:21

Len: Jan 21, 2008; Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Oh boy another kickstarter board game with more minis in it than a entire warhammer tournament. Can't wait to play it once before getting frustrated with bad rules.

I see you've also played Dark Souls

# ? Mar 24, 2021 18:32

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

Rascar Capac posted:

There are going to be some as part of the Kickstarted Darkest Dungeons boardgame.

Getting a bonus from work should be objectively good but then it�s actually not because I�m tempted to throw it away on stupid bullshit like this.

Ugh I love this game and its character design so much, gently caress.

# ? Mar 25, 2021 00:09

The Moon Monster: Dec 30, 2005

Len posted:

I see you've also played Dark Souls

Hey now, the Dark Souls board game is an excellent simulation of being bad at Dark Souls.

# ? Mar 25, 2021 00:41

Nuckelavee: Feb 25, 2014

goatface posted:

His hair is bizarre.

I'm pretty sure that's a hat. Unless that was the joke, in which case carry on

e: didn't see there was a next page to catch up on, leaving this here as a warning to not be as blind as me

Nuckelavee fucked around with this message at 09:41 on Mar 25, 2021

# ? Mar 25, 2021 09:36

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

Virtual Russian posted:

Lose the bats and this model is pretty sweet.

no

add MORE bats

# ? Mar 25, 2021 17:10

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

Turn the bats upright so rather than just being caught in her hair they're carrying it like she's a Disney princess.

# ? Mar 25, 2021 17:34

Mr. Sunshine: May 15, 2008; This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt); Fun Shoe

Moola posted:

no

add MORE bats

Ya know, the model would've been cooler if like her entire hair had just been a swarm of bats.

# ? Mar 25, 2021 17:54

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Mr. Sunshine posted:

Ya know, the model would've been cooler if like her entire hair had just been a swarm of bats.

Maybe she should have just been one big bat :shrug:

# ? Mar 25, 2021 18:02

Winklebottom: Dec 19, 2007

Iron Crowned posted:

Maybe she should have just been one big bat

no no her hair should've been one big bat

# ? Mar 25, 2021 18:27

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Winklebottom posted:

no no her hair should've been one big bat

# ? Mar 25, 2021 18:30

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Winklebottom posted:

no no her hair should've been one big bat

guys I can't find my chihuahua anywhere...

# ? Mar 25, 2021 21:52

Winklebottom: Dec 19, 2007

Eediot Jedi posted:

guys I can't find my chihuahua anywhere...

Papillon

# ? Mar 25, 2021 22:08

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

Winklebottom posted:

Papillon

# ? Mar 25, 2021 22:19

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

# ? Mar 25, 2021 23:12

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Winklebottom posted:

Papillon

Dang that hair effect is glorious, but you'd have to magnetize the ears for transport.

# ? Mar 26, 2021 03:07

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

# ? Mar 27, 2021 19:14

w00tmonger: Mar 9, 2011; F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

Moola posted:

Got a model?

# ? Mar 27, 2021 20:06

Ignite Memories: Feb 27, 2005

they're from here. https://twitter.com/meetissai

# ? Mar 27, 2021 20:46

hooman: Oct 11, 2007; This guy seems legit.; Fun Shoe

Ugleb posted:

Finally a David Schwimmer action figure.

# ? Mar 28, 2021 05:39

Ugleb: Nov 19, 2014; ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

Moola posted:

Pretty sure this is a one-shot Batman villain that didn't gain traction.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 13:14

Grey Hunter: Oct 17, 2007; Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets

My Goblin Wiz seems have gone off in a weird direction while painting....

(he does not look that glossy in real life. something about my camera setup makes my model photos shine.)

# ? Apr 8, 2021 14:29