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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Bors committed the worst sin, which is being boring. They can draw, they have the Good Opinions, but they've become lazy as gently caress. You can criticize somebody's work without criticizing them as a human being.

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Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

Capntastic posted:

I don't think anyone needs to do that any more than Garrison needed to draw George Floyd's murder to blame him for it in the first place

I think Garrison is a piece of loving poo poo and it'll be a happy day when he croaks like Rush. He draws abhorrent poo poo constantly. That said, was just making a joke. Trying to find some way of twisting his work into something funny in spite of him and the repugnance of the original.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
Stuart Carlson


Mike Lester


Jimmy Margulies


Kevin Necessary


Gary Varvel

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

So, if you've been keeping an eye on the news this evening, you know that the feds are now investigating a trip Matt Gaetz took to the Bahamas with a Dr. Jason Pirozzolo, a surgeon and, eyeroll, "marijuana entrepreneur." Said trip involved escorts who may or may not have been illegally trafficked.

What you may not know is that Pirozzolo was business partners with a certain well-known cartoonist...

https://twitter.com/Pirozzolo/status/1339365274269708303

If Adams ends up getting pulled into Gaetz's circle o' sleaze, it will make 2021 truly the best year ever.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Selachian posted:

So, if you've been keeping an eye on the news this evening, you know that the feds are now investigating a trip Matt Gaetz took to the Bahamas with a Dr. Jason Pirozzolo, a surgeon and, eyeroll, "marijuana entrepreneur." Said trip involved escorts who may or may not have been illegally trafficked.

What you may not know is that Pirozzolo was business partners with a certain well-known cartoonist...

https://twitter.com/Pirozzolo/status/1339365274269708303

If Adams ends up getting pulled into Gaetz's circle o' sleaze, it will make 2021 truly the best year ever.

Amazing. :allears:

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Selachian posted:

So, if you've been keeping an eye on the news this evening, you know that the feds are now investigating a trip Matt Gaetz took to the Bahamas with a Dr. Jason Pirozzolo, a surgeon and, eyeroll, "marijuana entrepreneur." Said trip involved escorts who may or may not have been illegally trafficked.

What you may not know is that Pirozzolo was business partners with a certain well-known cartoonist...

https://twitter.com/Pirozzolo/status/1339365274269708303

If Adams ends up getting pulled into Gaetz's circle o' sleaze, it will make 2021 truly the best year ever.
:sickos:

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you



Isn't this basically the same argument people make against economic sanctions, that they ultimately only hurt the people on the very bottom?

skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016


Republicans posted:

Isn't this basically the same argument people make against economic sanctions, that they ultimately only hurt the people on the very bottom?

It is, in a furious hand-wavingly way that assumes that some large segment of the African-American population of Atlanta would see a bunch of money from out of town tourists coming for a baseball game as opposed to wealthy white business owners who live in the suburbs

But Lester is going to do his damndest to insist that the woke are the real racists as much as he can for as long as he can.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Remember that Garrison has been doing cartoons since the early Obama Administration, and his only audience then was 4chan trolls doing Wyatt Mann edits of his stuff. The reality that Strong Daddy wasn’t invincible has no doubt shaken him a bit, but I imagine he’ll keep drawing racist and fat furries for many years to come. Dude’s a true believer.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
When I first saw that Garrison about George Floyd at a quick glance I thought it was an anti-vaxx cartoon about how the covid vaccine was killing people or something.

It's a testament to how vile that cartoon is that it would have been less offensive if it had been that.

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Bors committed the worst sin, which is being boring. They can draw, they have the Good Opinions, but they've become lazy as gently caress. You can criticize somebody's work without criticizing them as a human being.

A couple of y'all keep using "they" for Bors. Is Bors non-binary or are y'all confusing Bors with Lubchansky?

Follow-up, is all the heavy Bors criticism because you are confusing Bors with Lubchansky?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Vargo posted:

A couple of y'all keep using "they" for Bors. Is Bors non-binary or are y'all confusing Bors with Lubchansky?

Follow-up, is all the heavy Bors criticism because you are confusing Bors with Lubchansky?

yes and yes

The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

Michael Ramirez

Taxing corporations in order to improve our infrastructure is a smart investment, which would subsequently lead to better driving conditions. AGC

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I know the difference, Bors does too many wasteland strips and Lubchansky does too many dumb and so goddamn crazy strips.

I do wish whichever of you is Bors would come clean!

The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021

Apoplexy posted:

I think Garrison is a piece of loving poo poo and it'll be a happy day when he croaks like Rush. He draws abhorrent poo poo constantly. That said, was just making a joke. Trying to find some way of twisting his work into something funny in spite of him and the repugnance of the original.
I've been stalking the political cartoons threads for around 11 years and I'm pretty sure Garrison is the most abhorrent piece of poo poo that is currently alive- Q, anti-vax etc., he's almost certainly contributed to people dying.

The Islamic Shock fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Apr 8, 2021

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.

The Islamic Shock posted:

I've been stalking the political cartoons threads for around 11 years and I'm pretty sure Garrison is the most abhorrent piece of poo poo that is currently alive- Q, anti-vax etc., he's almost certainly contributed to people dying.

Pigman, stonetoss and that one webcomic with the nudity that’s banned

The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021

Discendo Vox posted:

Pigman, stonetoss and that one webcomic with the nudity that’s banned
I am very annoyed by how right you are

skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016


IMO you have to consider size of audience when you’re considering vileness - stuff that’s terrible but not widely known isn’t really worse than stuff less directly offensive but with a much larger audience.

Stonetoss may be closer to openly Nazi than anyone else, but it’s still a niche strip that stays within alt-right circles. Garrison, meanwhile, puts stuff out that gets all over Twitter and Facebook and is shared by actual serving politicians. Hell, Garrison got invited to the White House until someone pointed out how anti-Semitic some of his cartoons were. Branco’s probably the only one as vile and as shared by actual GOP officials as Garrison.

In that sense, I think Garrison and Branco share the prize for being the worst pieces of poo poo.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


skeleton warrior posted:

Stonetoss may be closer to openly Nazi than anyone else, but it’s still a niche strip that stays within alt-right circles.

I got bad news for you sunshine, unless your definition of alt-right circles includes all of reddit, imgur and twitter.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
It's splitting hairs at that level, because all of Lester, the McCoys (when they even bother to make anything, I still see some new poo poo from at least A McCoy), Branco, Garrison, any of those right-winger shitheads just take marching orders from whatever ringleader of the... 'conspiracy' is a strong word but it's literally a conspiracy, 'rhetoric pipeline', they're all a part of. Hence why every last one of them puts out the exact same dogshit on any given day. Oh, hey, somehow we're doing CANCEL CULTURE again today all at the same time? And now it's how Holy Saint Derek Chauvin isn't responsible for intentionally cutting off the blood flow to someone's brain for 10 minutes? Cool.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖
Stonetoss is bigger than ever these days, if anything.

ungulateman
Apr 18, 2012

pretentious fuckwit who isn't half as literate or insightful or clever as he thinks he is

Vib Rib posted:

Stonetoss is bigger than ever these days, if anything.

Yes but he also throws a tantrum if someone says 'amogus' in his general vicinity, so he's as helpless and easy to dunk on than ever

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?

Selachian posted:

So, if you've been keeping an eye on the news this evening, you know that the feds are now investigating a trip Matt Gaetz took to the Bahamas with a Dr. Jason Pirozzolo, a surgeon and, eyeroll, "marijuana entrepreneur." Said trip involved escorts who may or may not have been illegally trafficked.

What you may not know is that Pirozzolo was business partners with a certain well-known cartoonist...

https://twitter.com/Pirozzolo/status/1339365274269708303

If Adams ends up getting pulled into Gaetz's circle o' sleaze, it will make 2021 truly the best year ever.

Is Scott Adams involved in international Sex Trafficking of Minors?

vilkacis
Feb 16, 2011




:negative:

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012


Cobb County is 28.8% black you halfwit

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Just wondering, is there a single person on this earth who still thinks Lester isn't racist? Because he just doesn't seem to muster the will to keep up the pretence these days.

BiggerJ
May 21, 2007

What shall we do with him? A permaban, perhaps? Probate him for a few years? Or...shall we employ a big red custom title? You, the goons of SA, shall decide his fate.

Kellies nomination: Best Edit/Parody

BiggerJ fucked around with this message at 14:30 on Apr 8, 2021

bartok
May 10, 2006




Jeff Stahler came to my school back when I was in the 4th grade for career day back when he worked for the now defunct Cincinnati Post. All I remember is he seemed like a miserable prick and my mom joking about how they should have tried to get Jim Borgman instead.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING


Given that most of white collar America is now working from home yeah actually, a stable internet backbone is really goddamn important right now

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

D.N. Nation posted:

Cobb County is 28.8% black you halfwit

Yeah I've seen so many people forget (or simply not know, or are being willingly dense) that the Braves moved out to the suburbs emulating white flight.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





Alhazred fucked around with this message at 16:06 on Apr 8, 2021

Rampant Dwickery
Nov 12, 2011

Comfy and cozy.

Kellies nomination: Worst Label

just label the goddamn stick "10 ft," you colossal dump rear end

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Moon Slayer posted:

Seems pretty straightforward to me. :shrug:

Where does the fetus in a jar come in?

skeleton warrior posted:

It is, in a furious hand-wavingly way that assumes that some large segment of the African-American population of Atlanta would see a bunch of money from out of town tourists coming for a baseball game as opposed to wealthy white business owners who live in the suburbs

But Lester is going to do his damndest to insist that the woke are the real racists as much as he can for as long as he can.

I fully accept the idea that boycotts might hurt the wrong people. Stacy Abrams is making the same point. What I don't accept is that Lester actually gives a drat about them. This is the guy who... well, I don't remember the details, something about Hurricane Katrina blowing away black people?

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Feldegast42 posted:

Given that most of white collar America is now working from home yeah actually, a stable internet backbone is really goddamn important right now

Unsurprisingly, Stahler is a huge proponent of BEEP BOOP PHONE BAD

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Rampant Dwickery posted:

Kellies nomination: Worst Label

just label the goddamn stick "10 ft," you colossal dump rear end
Also it's "wouldn't touch him with a 10-foot pole"

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


D.N. Nation posted:

Unsurprisingly, Stahler is a huge proponent of BEEP BOOP PHONE BAD



I need that comic about the book guy on a plane and he like melts into a skeleton

Kaza42
Oct 3, 2013

Blood and Souls and all that

Hihohe posted:

I need that comic about the book guy on a plane and he like melts into a skeleton

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


God i love it

I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...

I particularly love the nervous laughter. He knows he is amusing no one but himself.

The first panel was originally the whole comic and someone else added the rest, correct? Does anyone know who did both parts? I really want to see more from the original guy, I need more hot takes from the world's smuggest boomer.

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Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
There's another where the gizmo-using teen walks into a lamppost while the book-reading adult walks by unscathed, someone post it please

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