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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

WrasslorMonkey posted:

The dog is allegedly underage

In dog years?

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Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

TMMadman posted:

How can you care what the gently caress Hunter did when the very man you praise and adore and want to be President again paid a porn star to keep quiet about having sex with him?

tump

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/mightbecursed/status/1380324795007426567

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

TMMadman posted:

How can you care what the gently caress Hunter did when the very man you praise and adore and want to be President again paid a porn star to keep quiet about having sex with him?

seriously

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Mayor Dave posted:

"Definitely not payment for illegal services" - Gaetz's venmo memos

“Completely legal and consensual sex”

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Looks like Greenberg’s attorney was right when he said “lmao Gaetz is hosed because my guy took a plea deal” this morning.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

somehow the heinz bbq sauce is the worst part

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

radical meme posted:

“Completely legal and consensual sex”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hou0lU8WMgo

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

VideoKid posted:

the same president who also bragged to a bunch of Boy Scouts about how many boat orgies he went to?

cocaine boat orgies

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

He should have just put “hand job” and let the Feds figure it out.

bleeding kansas
Nov 15, 2019
daily beast FOIAd a bunch of stuff and the reporter tweeted there was more coming. so probably at least one more story about payments. im gonna guess payments to an underage victim, but part of the fun of the post-tup era is it could be literally anything, up to and including sedition, and nobody would really be that shocked

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
THIS IS THE FUTURE LIBERALS WANT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx3fK5kve-M&t=2171s

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



I like all the replies telling him that you can set it to private, even though the way he phrased the first sentence makes it clear he already knows that "public" is a setting that can be changed

why are people on twitter even dumber than people on cspam


https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1380317639860445192

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/mepfuller/status/1380304379115270146

lol I can't wait

e.

guess this was old news

neutral milf hotel has issued a correction as of 02:16 on Apr 9, 2021

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


it already came out

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



I enjoy the fact that "Trump told the Boy Scouts all about coked-up boat orgies" went from being a joke people were making to being something people really believe happened (it didn't)

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Matt Gaetz is the Lindbergh baby

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

VideoKid posted:

lmao why is the dog circled???

I was wondering this too


I imagine it's some hosed up way that they're implying the dog is involved in the fun or something

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
make that dog smoke some crack

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
https://i.imgur.com/22tvPaR.gifv

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 354 days!
didnt think "gaetz paying for/trafficking minors for sex" was an ante that could be upped

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/1380315430661853185?s=19

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

tacodaemon posted:

I enjoy the fact that "Trump told the Boy Scouts all about coked-up boat orgies" went from being a joke people were making to being something people really believe happened (it didn't)

I remember it happening, he just didn't say it that explicitly

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

more come

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

https://twitter.com/hunterschwarz/status/1380205296300257280?s=21

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 354 days!
I hope they finally verify the hard to verify rumor that he murdered his college roommate

tenderjerk has issued a correction as of 02:21 on Apr 9, 2021

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

pre-op bebop posted:

I was wondering this too


I imagine it's some hosed up way that they're implying the dog is involved in the fun or something


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CK-v_8LvwU

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Flavius Aetass posted:

I remember it happening, he just didn't say it that explicitly

this is what he said

quote:

And he went out and bought a big yacht, and he had a very interesting life. I won’t go any more than that, because you’re Boy Scouts so I’m not going to tell you what he did.

(CROWD CHANTING)

Should I tell you? Should I tell you?

(APPLAUSE)

You’re Boy Scouts, but you know life. You know life.

So look at you. Who would think this is the Boy Scouts, right? So he had a very, very interesting life, and the company that bought his company was a big conglomerate, and they didn’t know anything about building homes, and they didn’t know anything about picking up the nails and the sawdust and selling it, and the scraps of wood. This was a big conglomerate based in New York City.

And after about a 10-year period, there were losing a lot with it. It didn’t mean anything to them. And they couldn’t sell it. So they called William Levitt up, and they said, would you like to buy back your company, and he said, yes, I would. He so badly wanted it. He got bored with this life of yachts, and sailing, and all of the things he did in the south of France and other places.

note that he didn't even say that the things he can't describe happened on the boat; people just made that connection in their minds

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
sometimes I wonder if cumshitter has had gay sex with Gaetz, but I guess we'll never know

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 354 days!

tacodaemon posted:

this is what he said


note that he didn't even say that the things he can't describe happened on the boat; people just made that connection in their minds

god what a lovely story for kids to hear lol

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

erosion posted:

sometimes I wonder if cumshitter has had gay sex with Gaetz, but I guess we'll never know

gaetz offed himself already?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

huge, if trure

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



some of the qanon nuts are thinking maybe jen psaki and mark zuckerberg are the same person


Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

this is america

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

tacodaemon posted:

some of the qanon nuts are thinking maybe jen psaki and mark zuckerberg are the same person




yes, yes, yes

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



ahaha

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
good ebening cspam

i get my first vaxx dose tomorrow

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Sick bass line on this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOP3ahVErOM

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

tacodaemon posted:

some of the qanon nuts are thinking maybe jen psaki and mark zuckerberg are the same person




why does every conspiracy nitwit have prosopagnosia?

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



tenderjerk posted:

god what a lovely story for kids to hear lol

yeah the paragraph after that was especially great in a "who the hell tells kids a story like this" way

quote:

But what happened is he bought back his company, and he bought back a lot of empty land, and he worked hard at getting zoning, and he worked hard on starting to develop, and in the end he failed, and he failed badly, lost all of his money. He went personally bankrupt, and he was now much older. And I saw him at a cocktail party. And it was very sad because the hottest people in New York were at this party. It was the party of Steve Ross — Steve Ross, who was one of the great people. He came up and discovered, really founded Time Warner, and he was a great guy. He had a lot of successful people at the party.

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