Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
rabidsquid
Oct 11, 2004

LOVES THE KOG


Monicro posted:

Champs R- oh. gently caress

Smasher League Wildcard
Rakers/W's Loser @ Kobe Crows

Dynamo League Wildcard
Algonquin Handybeavers @ World Warriors

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

TheFlyingLlama
Jan 2, 2013

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?



Crows
Warriors

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks
Crows
Warriors

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
Losers
Handybeavers

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Crows
Warriors

Izzysaurus
Mar 20, 2021
Crows
Handybeavers

CFBalla
Sep 16, 2009

Yeah, I just made that shot. :smug:
why are people doing pick 'em I thought this was playoff EC pick'em???



Crows
Warriors

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks

CFBalla posted:

why are people doing pick 'em I thought this was playoff EC pick'em???



Crows
Warriors

I also thought it was but I just rolled with it

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


if it's playoff pick em then i don't calculate it and it's for the EC

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I was tricked!!!!!

CVE
Jan 27, 2012
Sorry I've been absent so much. Grabbing 1992 Ken Griffey jr. with the pick.

Smasher Dynamo
Oct 16, 2008

Eternal Commissioner of the Super League. A new avatar. A new age, of the same old embittered Smasher that failed to escape the bonds of the SL, FM3, Johnny Hopp and Eri Yoshida "The Knuckle Princess". "The flames of Smasher's ire scorch the skies... Igniting St. Bellhorn's funeral pyre."



Super-League XXX, Tiebreaker/Wildcards

: The W's could die today.
: We'll be fine! We would only die if we lose twice!
: If the W's lose against the Rakers, their continued existence depends on them beating New Hoss. In Kobe.
: We'll be fine!
: Yoshida, do you know how humiliating it would be for the W's to get bested by HulkaMatt, a man who spent $50,000 on NFTs just this week!
: Smasher, that insult might just cross the line into libel! Or slander! I don't know whether a post counts as spoken word or not, especially if it's transcribing a conversation!
: HulkaMatt can't afford an attorney to sue! All of his money is tied up in NFTs, and lawyers don't take payment in NFTs. I don't know how many times I have to tell people that. But they won't stop, Yoshida, they never stop!
: But Smasher, you can at least take comfort that NFTs lay bare the inherent absurdity of late-stage capitalism!
: Let's just get on with this.


Norris-Smythe Tiebreaker: South Bolton Eazy W's @ Walney Rakers

: The following contest, scheduled for one game, is for the Super-League XXX Norris-Smythe Division Championship! The winning team will advance directly to the Divisional Round, while the loser will be forced to face the Crows in the Wildcard game. Introducing first, the visitors, from South Bolton, Lancashire, England, they are the five-time reigning and defending Super-League Champions of the World, the Team Eternal of the Super-League, your South Bolton Eazy W's! And their opponents, from Barrow-in-Furness, Cumbria, England, they really, really, really try so very hard, the [url=https://youtu.be/M0IceGfgJHo?t=19[/url]Walney Rakers[/url]!


: With Wanderlei and Carlton both out with injury, I'm going with McDowell. I have a good feeling about this.
: Smash cut to...
: What? What are you doing?
: It's fun! Smash cut to...


*****

: Oh god, we're down 10-7 in the ninth. And McGraw walks to lead things off.
: That's good!
: And Whitaker hits into a fielder's choice.
: That's bad!
: Ruth singles, and that moves a runner into scoring position. And now we get into a problem. The Rakers are sticking with their lefty reliever, Mike Stanton, knowing that we have Babe Ruth and then both Jims Thome due up.
: Smasher, you're supposed to break up your left-handed hitters to prevent this sort of thing!
: It's fine. If we can't beat Mike Stanton, we don't deserve to win. Jim Thome the first takes a walk, and Mike Stanton throws a wild pitch to make it 10-8.
: What if the second Jim Thome hits into a double play?
: It's possible, but how often does Jim Thome hit a grounder? And the second Jim Thome...walks on a full count to load the bases! Oh, wait, now Duke Snider's up.
: Smasher, you can't put four left-handers in a row!
: Obviously I can! It just may not have been entirely advisable. Regardless, this calls for a pinch-hitter! Al Simmons, I summon thee!
: But won't the Rakers just put in a right-handed reliever?
: They should, but they aren't. And Al Simmons works the count full, Mike Stanton, with a two-run lead, gambles, throws a curve, but he hangs it, Simmons sees, swings, it's deep, it's gone! Grand Slam for the W's!
: Now it's Yoshida's time to shine!
: Wait, I don't know if-
: No time! Smash cut to...



: Oh, you actually got the save.
: Yeppers! Onto the Doom!


Dynamo League Wildcard: Algonquin Park Handybeavers @ World Warriors

: The following contest, scheduled for one game, is the Dynamo League Wildcard playoff! Introducing first, the visitors, from Algonquin Park, which I assume is either in, or adjacent to, Toronto, Ontario, Canada, here are the Algonquin Park Handybeavers! And their opponents, the home team, they are the former Dynamo League Champions, from Shadaloo, the World Warriors!



: The bottom five of the Handybeavers combined for one walk and no hits. Story over.
: No moral?
: There is absolutely a moral! Don't use players like Jose Oquendo and expect anything but dismal failure! In any event, the Warriors will now face the Red Pandas in the next round, as is the inevitable destiny of both teams.


Smasher League Wildcard: Walney Rakers @ Kobe Crows


: The following contest, scheduled for one game, is the Smasher League Wildcard playoff! Introducing first, the visitors, from Barrow-in-Furness, Cumbria, England, let's hope they do a bit better this time, the [url=https://youtu.be/M0IceGfgJHo?t=19[/url]Walney Rakers[/url]! And their opponents, from Kobe, Japan, this team now offers NFTs for sale in the team store, they are one half of the current Super-League Tag Team Champions, the Kobe Crows!


****

: Good news, bad news for the Rakers. They did manage to chase New Hoss from the game, but will enter the ninth down 7-6. And Exodus CONCANNON comes on to get the save. Arky Vaughan up first for the Rakers, and he'll hit a weak grounder to the Crows' own Arky Vaughan who...bobbles the ball, and the Rakers have a man aboard.
: The Crows have a lot of things going for them, but infield defense is not one of them. They don't even really have good fielders on bench.
: Cochrane pops up, and the Crows look to be trying to regain control. Hornsby up next, and he hits a single to center, and that puts runners at the corners with one out.
: Not great.
: And that brings up Ted Williams.
: Very not great!
: Teddy hits a double to deep center, and that will tie the game. HulkaMatt out to the mound to talk to CONCANNON, and CONCANNON punches HulkaMatt in the kidney!
: But that's what HulkaMatt uses to regulate his fluid levels!
: Bonds flies out, and it looks like the Crows might be able to keep the game tied, if CONCANNON can get Willie Mays out.
: Well, I think that-
: Willie Mays just hit a three-run home run.
: Wait, I think I know what can save the Crows! Smash cut to...



: Oh. In that case, have a great summer, HulkaMatt!
: And the Rakers will go on to face the Panderers, and that will do it for today.


Injury/Pitcher Status

Burns Zephyrs

Pitchers
All rested

Injuries
Bruce Sutter (RP) - OUT!
Johnny Bench (C) - OUT!


Khartoum Doom

Pitchers
All rested

Injuries
Martin Dihigo (SP) - Out until Game 3
Riggs Stephenson (2B/LF) - OUT!


Portland Panderers

Pitchers
Madison Bumgarner - 1 day out
All others rested

Injuries
None


Raleigh Red Pandas

Pitchers
The People's Lefty - 1 day out
All others rested

Injuries
None


Towa City Demon Hunters

Pitchers
Juan Marichal - 1 day out
All others rested

Injuries
Albert Pujols (1B) - OUT!


Walney Rakers

Pitchers
Addie Joss - 1 day out
The other Addie Joss - 2 days out
John Clarkson - 3 days out

Injuries
Stan Musial (1B/OF) - OUT!
Ernie Banks (SS) - OUT!


World Warriors

Pitchers
Madison Bumgarner - 1 day out
Cole Hamels - 3 days out

Injuries
Paul Waner (RF) - Out until Game 3
Eddie Collins (2B) - OUT!


Pick 'em: Divisional Round
Pick the winner, number of games (best of five) and score of the final game
Walney Rakers vs. Portland Panderers
Khartoum Doom vs. South Bolton Eazy W's
Burns Zephyrs vs. Towa City Demon Hunters
World Warriors vs. Raleigh Red Pandas

TheFlyingLlama
Jan 2, 2013

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?





swap nolan ryan and roger clemens so clemens is actually in the playoff rotation.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


NOOOO

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Ok here's my roster.



Pitching should stay the same, with Pete starting game 1.

vs. RHP
1. CF Billy Hamilton
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 1B Jackie Robinson
4. DH Ted Williams
5. LF Barry Bonds
6. C Bill Dickey
7. 2B Joe Morgan
8. SS Melissa Mayeux
9. 3B Placido Polanco

Bench:
Wally Schang
Jimmie Foxx
Luke Appling
Bob Johnson
Mickey Mantle

vs. LHP
1. 2B Jackie Robinson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. LF Bob Johnson
4. DH Ted Williams
5. 1B Jimmie Foxx
6. CF Mickey Mantle
7. SS Luke Appling
8. C Wally Schang
9. 3B Placido Polanco

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
It's really cool how you're able to get Yoshida to commentate on these games with you, Smasher. Never realized that you were actually speaking with her!

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician
Portland Panderers in 4, 5-2
Khartoum Doom in 5, 5-1
Towa City Demon Hunters in 3, 3-2
Raleigh Red Pandas in 5, 4-0

Ginge
Sep 8, 2011

Well, Chippy is already my favourite character!


Set the rotation to the following, with Devlin pitching game 1:

Devlin
Vance
Joss
Joss

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.




Where is my science team? Dammit, I have to do everything around here!

Extends hose from despair collector, points it at hulkamatt

Yes, yes, vacuum up the powerful despairing energy...

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Order:

Carlton
Madbum
White
Price
Kershaw at mopup.

TheMcD
May 4, 2013

Monaca / Subject N 2024
---------
Despair will never let you down.
Malice will never disappoint you.



Pitching:

SP1: 4.37 ERA Bobby Mathews
SP2: Roy Halladay
SP3: 4.80 ERA Bobby Mathews
SP4: Juan Marichal

CL: Mariano Rivera
SU: Jonathan Papelbon
SR: Craig Kimbrel
MR: Dennis Eckersley
LR: Candy Cummings
MU: Greg Maddux

Hitting:

#1: Frank Thomas, DH
#2: Gary Sheffield, RF
#3: Willie Mays, CF
#4: Frank Robinson, LF
#5: Frank Robinson, 1B
#6: Gabby Hartnett, C
#7: Jackie Robinson, 3B
#8: Cal Ripken, SS
#9: Jeff Kent, 2B

B1: Mike Piazza
B2: Ed Delahanty
B3: Hank Aaron
B4: Alex Rodriguez
B5: Bobby Grich
B6: Deutoronomy Slims

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks


Clear any Personal Catcher orders.

SP1: Clayton Kershaw
SP2: Madison Bumgarner
SP3: Cole Hamels
SP4: Rube Waddell
Mopup: Stephen Strasburg

Lineup:

vs LHP:
1. RF Maniac Magee
2. 1B Leviticus Enfield
3. CF Tris Speaker
4. DH Tony Gwynn
5. 3B Wade Boggs
6. LF Tim Raines
7. SS Luke Appling
8. 2B Ryne Sandberg
9. C Yog-Sothoth

vs RHP:

1. LF Maniac Magee
2. 1B Leviticus Enfield
3. CF Tris Speaker
4. DH Tony Gwynn
5. 3B Wade Boggs
6. RF Paul Waner
7. SS Arky Vaughan
8. 2B Eddie Collins
9. C Yog-Sothoth

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks
Sub-Par League 18: Geese Howard Memorial Division Tiebreaker: Milan Mosquitos vs Luna Landers




Hey, this is just a quick update today because I'm exhausted. 162 games wasn't enough to decide who the best team in the Geese Howard Division was, so now we go to Game 163 to decide who in this division gets to compete in Super-League XXXI, and who will have to settle for another year in the Sub-Par. For reasons I'm not entirely sure of, the Landers will have home field for this game.



God drat Joe DiMaggio and Ted Williams came to play. The 2 & 3 hitters on the Landers combine for 4 of their 5 runs as not even an Albert Pujols triple and a George Sisler homerun, two equally unlikely things for the Mosquitos, are enough to bring home the victory. Congrats to the Landers, who will now face Mexico City in a series that promises to have many, many dingers. Condolences to the Mosquitos, who may have won this division outright if not for awful injury luck at the beginning of the season and down the stretch.

Pitcher Availability
ENIX SLIMES
Warren Spahn - 1 day

Titanic Deck Chairs
ALL RESTED!!!

Luna Landers
Bob Gibson - 1 day
Pedro Martinez - 2 days

Mexico City Machine Guns
Pud Galvin - 1 day


Pick 'em: Sub-Par Semis
Pick the winner, number of games (best of seven) and score of the final game


Luna Landers vs Mexico City Machine Guns
Titanic Deck Chairs vs ENIX SLIMES

Yaya fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Apr 11, 2021

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
We shall see who has a DEATH GRIP on the Sub-Par!

rabidsquid
Oct 11, 2004

LOVES THE KOG


https://lpix.org/3821700/Team08-ABanner.png


Lineups

Mize in for Gehrig
Heilmann in for Mize
Slaughter in for Heilmann in LHP

as displayed below

pre:
DH vs. RHP                    DH vs. LHP
#   Pos  Name                 #   Pos  Name
1   3B  Frankie Frisch        1   3B   Frankie Frisch
2   LF  Babe Ruth             2   LF   Babe Ruth
3   1B  Johnny Mize           3   1B   Johnny Mize
4   C   Josh Gibson           4   C    Josh Gibson
5   DH  Harry Heilmann        5   DH   Harry Heilmann
6   RF  Enos Slaughter        6   RF   Enos Slaughter
7   CF  Mickey Mantle         7   CF   Mickey Mantle
8   SS  Alex Rodriguez        8   SS   Alex Rodriguez
9   2B  Placido Polanco       9   2B   Placido Polanco   

mrnoun
Jul 24, 2007



You *really* couldn't get the draft done before the playoffs started? ***Really?***


gently caress it, the Landers jump a spot and select Fritz Peterson 1973.


Lineup changes:

Please demote Mike Piazza and replace him with Walker Cooper in all lineups.


Rotation:
SP1 Rube Waddell <---NEXT STARTER, please
SP2 Fritz Peterson
SP3 Fritz Peterson
SP4 Fritz Peterson
Mop-up Bob Gibson

Bullpen:
CL Papelbon
SU Gossage
SR Lee Smith
SR Gene Garber
MR Pedro Martinez
LR Bryn Smith

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!




Batting
2B Collins
CF Speaker
SS AMS
DH Leonard
1B Foxx
RF Lynn
LF Yaz
C Hartnett
3B Brett

Bench
C Simmons
SS/3B Arod
2B Cano
UT Wagner
UT Rose

Pitching
SP1 Paige
SP2 Maddux
SP3 Sallee
SP4 Powell
SP5 Martinez
CL Rivera
SU KRod
SR Holland
SR Betances
MR Donahue
LR Chesbro

rabidsquid
Oct 11, 2004

LOVES THE KOG


rabidsquid posted:

https://lpix.org/3821700/Team08-ABanner.png


Lineups

Mize in for Gehrig
Heilmann in for Mize
Slaughter in for Heilmann in LHP

as displayed below

pre:
DH vs. RHP                    DH vs. LHP
#   Pos  Name                 #   Pos  Name
1   3B  Frankie Frisch        1   3B   Frankie Frisch
2   LF  Babe Ruth             2   LF   Babe Ruth
3   1B  Johnny Mize           3   1B   Johnny Mize
4   C   Josh Gibson           4   C    Josh Gibson
5   DH  Harry Heilmann        5   DH   Harry Heilmann
6   RF  Enos Slaughter        6   RF   Enos Slaughter
7   CF  Mickey Mantle         7   CF   Mickey Mantle
8   SS  Alex Rodriguez        8   SS   Alex Rodriguez
9   2B  Placido Polanco       9   2B   Placido Polanco   

forgot to set a playoff rotation

SP1 Pete Alexander (set to next starter)
SP2 Pud Galvin
SP3 Cy Young
SP4 Candy Cummings
Mop up Jesse Tannehill

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician
Mexico City Machine Guns in 6, 7-4
Titanic Deck Chairs in 5, 2-0

Monicro fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Apr 11, 2021

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!



ENIX SLIMES Playoff Roster

Lineups vs RHP
code:
CF Tris Speaker
DH Jesse Burkett
LF Barry Bonds
1B Johnny Mize
3B Wade Boggs
SS Honus Wagner
RF Gary Sheffield 
C Ernie Lombardi 
2B Charlie Gehringer

Bench
C Mike Piazza
SS Cal Ripken
CF Richie Ashburn
2B Riggs Stephenson
OF Big Oh!!
Lineups vs LHP
code:
CF Tris Speaker
LF Barry Bonds
1B Johnny Mize
3B Wade Boggs
SS Honus Wagner
DH BIG OH!!
RF Roberto Clemente
C Mike Piazza
2B Riggs Stephenson 

Bench
C Ernie Lombardi
LF Jesse Burkett
SS Cal Ripken
2B Charlie Gehringer
RF Gary Sheffield 
Pitching
code:
SP1	Greg Maddux
SP2 Dizzy Dean
SP3  Clayton Kershaw
SP4  Kevin Brown
	
CL	Jonathan Papelbon
SU	Mariano Rivera
SR	John Smoltz
SR	Pedro Martinez
MR	Chief Bender
LR	Old Hoss Radbourn 
Mop-Up Warren Spahn
Please start Maddux-Dean-Kershaw-Brown in that order

Smasher Dynamo
Oct 16, 2008

Eternal Commissioner of the Super League. A new avatar. A new age, of the same old embittered Smasher that failed to escape the bonds of the SL, FM3, Johnny Hopp and Eri Yoshida "The Knuckle Princess". "The flames of Smasher's ire scorch the skies... Igniting St. Bellhorn's funeral pyre."



Super-League XXX, Dynamo League Divisional Series: Burns Zephyrs vs. Towa City Demon Hunters

: Okay, let's get this done fast, there's a jRPG I want to play.
: Wait, which one?
: I've said too much! We must go to the series!

: The following contest, scheduled for the best three of five games, is a Dynamo League Divisional Series. Introducing first, the Memento Mori Division Champions by default, owned by kensei, who, in turn, is owned by Hype, the Burns Zephyrs! And their opponent, from Towa City, they are the Vae Victis Division Champions, TheMcD's own Towa City Demon Hunters!

Game 1: Burns Zephyrs @ Towa City Demon Hunters (Series Tied 0-0)



: A solid win by the Demon Hunters.
: In dealing with the Demon Hunters in Towa City, you have two choices, neither of which are pleasant. Either you go with power pitching, and hope you don't give up too many dingers, or else you go for deadball pitching, and hope your defense can deal with all of the ground balls that result. The B-Zephyrs' problem is that they don't have power pitching, but their defense isn't great outside of A Masked Shortstop.

Game 2: Burns Zephyrs @ Towa City Demon Hunters (TOW Lead 1-0)



: A backbreaking loss in Towa City, and the B-Zephyrs face a sweep.
: This game very easily could have turned out differently. The B-Zephyrs got enough offense to win, but their reliever let them down after Greg Maddux couldn't keep the ball in the park. The good news is that the B-Zephyrs do get two games at home to regroup, but they will need to win Game 5 in Towa City if they want to win this series.

Game 3: Towa City Demon Hunters @ Burns Zephyrs (TOW Lead 2-0)



: K-Rod kills, and that will be a wrap for the series.
: The B-Zephyrs need to improve their corner outfield going forward. Fred Lynn went .200 for the series and Yaz went .167. I don't know if eiher should be playing as much as they have been. As far as K-Rod goes, he didn't look great in the regular season, so kensei probably shouldn't have gambled as hard as he did on him.

: Well, that will do it, Towa City advances and-
: Wait, Towa City....Smasher, I know what game you're playing, it's Tr-
: Update over!

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.


Pitching Rotation: 1. Pete Alexander
2. Rube Waddell
3. ’81 Old Hoss
4. Addie Joss

Relief Pitchers: CL Craig Kimbrel
Setup The Elusive Closer
Short Relief Bob Locker
Short Relief Mike Adams
Middle Relief Gary Lavelle
Middle Relief Frank Tanana

Lineups: vs Righties:
1. Ted Williams, LF
2. Ty Cobb, CF
3. Albert Pujols, 1B
4. Edgar Martinez, DH
5. Arky Vaughan, SS
6. Duke Snider, RF
7. Nap Lajoie, 2B
8. Gabby Hartnett, C
9. Ron Santo, 3B

vs Lefties:
1. Ted Williams, LF
2. Albert Pujols, 1B
3. Edgar Martinez, DH
4. Nap Lajoie, 2B
5. Barry Larkin, SS
6. Gabby Hartnett, C
7. Ron Santo, 3B
8. Ty Cobb, CF
9. Paul Waner, RF

Go Deck Chairs!

Ginge
Sep 8, 2011

Well, Chippy is already my favourite character!

Smasher Dynamo posted:

: Well, that will do it, Towa City advances and-
: Wait, Towa City....Smasher, I know what game you're playing, it's Tr-
: Update over!

This took a moment for my brain to process, but I enjoyed the joke once it clicked.

Jampact
Jun 3, 2008
The Centralia Corgis rise again.



Please clone Petco Park

Batting
RF ichiro suzuki
LF tony gwynn
CF dale murphy
1B miguel cabrera
DH nelson cruz
3B mike schmidt
C yadier molina
2B ryne sandberg
SS troy tulowitzki

Bench
2B robinson cano
SS barry larkin
OF eric davis
C gary carter
3B josh donaldson

Pitching
SP1 clayton kershaw
SP2 madison bumgarner
SP3 mark buehrle
SP4 max scherzer
SP5 dwight gooden
CL craig kimbrel
SU aroldis chapman
SR sean doolittle
SR francisco rodriguez
MR koji uehara
LR chris sale

Minors
1B john olerud
UT edgar martinez
SP felix hernandez
RP bruce sutter
OF paul oneil

code:
molinya01,2014
cabremi01,2014
sandbry01,1984
tulowtr01,2014
schmimi01,1984
cruzne02,2014
gwynnto01,1984
murphda05,1984
suzukic01,2003
martied01,2001
larkiba01,1990
daviser01,1990
cartega01,1984
donaljo02,2014
kershcl01,2014
bumgama01,2014
buehrma01,2014
scherma01,2014
goodedw01,1984
kimbrcr01,2014
chapmar01,2014
doolise01,2014
rodrifr03,2014
ueharko01,2014
salech01,2014
olerujo01,2001
canoro01,2014
hernafe02,2014
suttebr01,1984
o'neipa01,1990
Strategy (Rate on a scale from -5 to +5)

Hit and Run: +1
Sacrifice Bunt: +1
Squeeze Play: 0
Trying for extra bases: +2
Stealing Bases: +2
Aggressively Tagging Up: +1
Pitch Outs (to prevent stolen bases): 0
Giving Intentional Walks: -1
Pitching Around Good Hitters: +1
Bringing the Infield In: +1
Guarding the Lines: +1
Making Cutoff Throws: +2
Bringing in Pinch Hitters: +1
Bringing in Pinch Runners: 0
Bringing in Defensive Replacements: 0
Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: -3
Letting pitchers pitch throw trouble: +2
Letting Pitchers rack up high pitch counts: +2

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician


The Clown Team

Stadium/City: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

C: Willson Contreras
1B: Dick Allen
2B: Bobby Doerr
3B: George Kell
SS: Lou Boudreau
LF: Ted Williams
CF: Joe DiMaggio
RF: Jason Heyward

C: Sherm Lollar
IF: Ben Zobrist
3B: Mike Schmidt
2B: Bid McPhee
OF: Dexter Fowler

SP: Hal Newhouser
SP: Steve Carlton
SP: Ned Garver
SP: Mike Smith
SP: Kyle Hendricks

CL: Aroldis Chapman
SU: Ron Reed
SR: Tug MCGraw
SR: Stubby Overmire
MR: Satchel Paige
LR: Jim Kaat


AAA:

SP: Tony Mullane
SP: Jon Lester
C: Tim McCarver
OF: Pop Corkhill
3B: Kris Bryant

Lineup:

Lou Boudreau SS
Ted Williams LF
Joe diMaggio CF
Mike Schmidt DH
Dick Allen 1B
Bobby Doerr 2B
George Kell 3B
Willson Contreras C
Jason Heyward RF

code:
contrwi01,2016
allendi01,1976
doerrbo01,1947
kellge01,1947
boudrlo01,1947
willite01,1947
dimagjo01,1947
heywaja01,2016
lollash01,1951
zobribe01,2016
schmimi01,1976
mcphebi01,1888
fowlede01,2016
newhoha01,1947
carltst01,1976
garvene01,1951
smithel01,1888
hendrky01,2016
chapmar01,2016
reedro01,1976
mcgratu01,1976
overmst01,1951
paigesa01,1951
kaatji01,1976
mullato01,1888
lestejo01,2016
mccarti01,1976
corkhpo01,1888
bryankr01,2016
All Sliders Zero

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician
Frank Smith has come unstuck in time.



And finally, to ensure an even number of teams for the EC, I humbly (re-)introduce:


City: Orlando, Florida
Stadium: Tropicana Field

C: Gary Carter (1981)
1B: Eddie Murray (1983)
2B: Nap Lajoie (1902)
3B: Ron Santo (1967)
SS: Ernie Banks (1967)
LF: Billy Williams (1967)
CF: Andre Dawson (1981)
RF: Joe Jackson (1919)


C: Walker Cooper (1946)
IF: Robin Yount (1985)
1B: Johnny Mize (1946)
SS: Ozzie Smith (1978)
OF: Tim Raines (1981)



SP: Addie Joss (1902)
SP: Pedro Martinez (1993)
SP: Roy Oswalt (2004)
SP: Frank Smith (1911)
SP: Dennis Martinez (1983)

LRP: Steve Rogers (1981)
MRP: Bill Lee (1981)
MRP: Dick Radatz (1967)
MRP: Bill Hands (1967)
SU: Tippy Martinez (1983)
CP: Jeff Reardon (1981)


AAA:
SP: Jim Palmer (1983)
OF: Dwight Evans (1975)
SS: Ozzie Smith (1978)
SP: Joe Neikro (1981)
C: Ernie Lombardi (1946)


Lineup:

1. Joe Jackson RF
2. Johnny Mize DH
3. Eddie Murray 1B
4. Billy Williams LF
5. Nap Lajoie 2B
6. Ernie Banks SS
7. Ron Santo 3B
8. Andrew Dawson CF
9. Gary Carter C

code:
cartega01,1981
murraed02,1983
lajoina01,1902
santoro01,1967
yountro01,1985
willibi01,1967
dawsoan01,1981
jacksjo01,1919
evansdw01,1975
raineti01,1981
coopewa01,1946
bankser01,1967
mizejo01,1946
smithoz01,1978
raineti01,1981
jossad01,1902
martipe02,1993
oswalro01,2004
smithfr03,1911
martide01,1983
rogerst01,1981
leebi03,1981
radatdi01,1967
handsbi01,1967
martiti01,1983
reardje01,1981
palmeji01,1983
niekrjo01,1981
lombaer01,1946
Sliders: all 0

Monicro fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Apr 12, 2021

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks
Sub-Par League 18: Semi Finals: Luna Landers vs. Mexico City Machine Guns

I'm gonna keep it 100 with you all. This is the most boring 7 game series of all time. The home team won every game which is sort of what you've come to expect from a Mexico City Machine Guns series. The most interesting thing that happened was that Johnny Mize got injured after Game 1 and the Machine Guns had to play Tulo at 1B for the rest of the season. He actually did pretty well! He was the best player for the Machine Guns this series! Makes you think. Anyways the Landers won.







mrnoun
Jul 24, 2007
Mexico City's two greatest enemies: Fritz Peterson and Pythagoras.

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks
I need gauntlet rosters, by the way. Every team from the Krakow Dragons downwards in the standings is in the gauntlet.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮


GAUNTLET ROSTER

Home city: Winnipeg, Manitoba

Home stadium: Rogers and/or Bell Stadium at GS the Q Field

Dimensions:
LF 344
LC 387
CF 410
RC 387
RF 335
Foul Territory Small
Visibility Excellent
Infield Grass Short
Infield Quality Excellent

STARTING PITCHING
1. 2003 Roy Halladay
2. 1936 Carl Hubbell
3. 1918 Dazzy Vance
4. 1902 Eddie Plank
5. 1897 Rube Waddell

DAS BULLPEN
Closer 1983 Bruce Sutter
Setup 2013 Rafael Soriano
SR 2012 Steve Cishek
SR 1998 Mike Stanton
MR 2000 Joe Nathan
LR 1922 Walter Johnson

STARTING LINE-UP
1. 3B Wade Boggs, 1994
2. SS Joe Cronin, 1935
3. 1B Hank Greenberg, 1934
4. LF Barry Bonds, 1997
5. C Josh Gibson, 1933
6. CF Willie Mays, 1956
7. DH Lou Gehrig, 1936
8. RF Roberto Clemente, 1964
9. 2B Charlie Gehringer, 1924

BENCH

1998 Mike Piazza
2009 Robinson Cano
1995 Chipper Jones
1924 Ty Cobb
1931 Paul Waner

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply