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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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To be clear that is a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuban_sandwich

(The thing in the tweet is, um, not)

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drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Honestly those seem like perfectly acceptable White People Tacos and it's not even all that much ketchup either

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Aardvark! posted:

that is not a lot of ham. That's two deli slices folded over

exceeds expectations by at least a factor of two

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




drrockso20 posted:

Honestly those seem like perfectly acceptable White People Tacos and it's not even all that much ketchup either

Any ketchup is too much ketchup

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Johnny Truant posted:

Any ketchup is too much ketchup

Ketchup is just bland salsa that's been through the blender.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011


Looks horrifying. I wouldn't be able to stick it into my mouth because it just doesn't look like food.

What the heck is essence of cotton candy anyways? I thought cotton candy just got its flavor from being really sweet and having a lot of surface area with air in between to taste the dissolving sweetness.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



Johnny Truant posted:

Any ketchup is too much ketchup

City of Glompton
Apr 21, 2014

SlothfulCobra posted:

Looks horrifying. I wouldn't be able to stick it into my mouth because it just doesn't look like food.

What the heck is essence of cotton candy anyways? I thought cotton candy just got its flavor from being really sweet and having a lot of surface area with air in between to taste the dissolving sweetness.

i wondered the same thing about essence of cotton candy. however i would totally try eating this, the sprinkles are so pretty :swoon:

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007



Here's the Youtube channel.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012


Would, would, somebody already did.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Oh I found the triple d episode for that place


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ0MxUqv74Y

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

Aardvark! posted:

those look like great edibles
That reminds me, I didn't see this Twitter thread here. Dude skims a cannabis cookbook.
https://twitter.com/FoldableHuman/status/1377741256437026820
https://twitter.com/FoldableHuman/status/1377752782086627330
https://twitter.com/FoldableHuman/status/1377760489728438274
(Frame of reference on 57mg/serving, for us who don't know THC from TNG)
https://twitter.com/eddicherrycola/status/1377769021299286021

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
Those are rookie numbers. My mother would just dry, grind, and sift pot leaves and use them in place of half the flour in a baking recipe. She had no way of measuring the actual THC content, but three brownies (Actually fruit/nut bars) was an overdose, one dude (A hippie with like twenty years of pot smoking under his belt) ate three and got lost on his way home. He lived two blocks away.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
https://twitter.com/thedaleykate/status/1380316296949215233

Yolo Swaggins Esq
Jan 29, 2015

oOoOoh 👀 a dapper little mouse🎩 🐀🕺🏻🕺🏻 a dAppER MoUSe🧐🐀 🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️it’s a 🎩DAPPER mouse 👀✔️🐀🥾🏃🏽‍♂️🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🏃🏽‍♂️🐀💥
Isn't cotton candy just sugar and colouring flavoured?
Like isn't it just spun, coloured sugar?

Yolo Swaggins Esq
Jan 29, 2015

oOoOoh 👀 a dapper little mouse🎩 🐀🕺🏻🕺🏻 a dAppER MoUSe🧐🐀 🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️it’s a 🎩DAPPER mouse 👀✔️🐀🥾🏃🏽‍♂️🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🏃🏽‍♂️🐀💥
In today's antifood porn, I felt like instant noodles but also cup-a-soup, and combined the two.

I did not have the heart to take a picture. It was delicious but grim af, and probably enough sodium for a week.

On Monday I'm gonna try coffee mate in these noodles that are 2spicy4me because I hate myself

Yolo Swaggins Esq has a new favorite as of 09:54 on Apr 9, 2021

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Hell, if we're gonna do text

I sliced up a couple of the lovely hot dogs that have been hanging out in the fridge for a month so I could bag and freeze the rest for "later". Toasted some sesame seeds, put in just a bit of sesame oil, fried up the hot dog slices, then sidelined all that to a bowl.

Put in just enough water, got it to a ripping boil, plopped a ramen brick in (just enough water to reach halfway up). Tossed and mixed in the sriracha chicken flavor packet during the final roiling boil time, then poured it into the bowl.

Then I tossed some frozen green beans in, which warmed up nicely as the whole ensemble dropped to edible temperature.


No, I did not take any pictures of my Thursday breakfast, but it was okay

i've done worse tbh

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Aardvark! posted:

Oh I found the triple d episode for that place


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ0MxUqv74Y

It's really jarring how much Fierri looks like Violent J

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Not the best lobio I've seen.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Ok yeah that does look like you could punch a section of brick wall and that would pop out

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




I bought this from the grocery store on a lark. What the gently caress was I thinking, it should be called Coke Piss...

:barf:

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Saw those down the local One Stop reduced to clear and thought gently caress no lol

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:

Isn't cotton candy just sugar and colouring flavoured?
Like isn't it just spun, coloured sugar?

There's small amounts of flavoring mixed in, usually vanilla, but yes cotton candy is pure sugar otherwise.

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

I imagine cotton candy essence is just some blend of flavors.

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Cartoon Man posted:



I bought this from the grocery store on a lark. What the gently caress was I thinking, it should be called Coke Piss...

:barf:

I've been wanting to try the dark blend because I loved Coca Cola Blak, and I should probably hurry up because I was the only one who loved Coca Cola Blak and these are certainly going to meet the same fate :ohdear:

The best sparkling coffee was BibiCaffe, and I still mourn its loss - although I have a feeling most people here would've put it firmly in the "this thread" category :goleft:

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

DoombatINC posted:

I was the only one who liked Coca Cola Blak

You aren't alone, brother. :respek:

I still miss that stuff, I loved it.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
what surprised me about the coke coffee is that it actually wasn't as disgusting as i expected it to be. probably won't buy another one though.

i tried buying the coke energy drink once and the cashier stopped me, told me they drink a lot of energy drinks and that one is the worst thing i have ever tasted. thought it was an ill omen so i didn't get it. thanks my friend.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


DoombatINC posted:

I was the only one who loved Coca Cola Blak
You are incorrect. 'Sup, brother.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Cartoon Man posted:



I bought this from the grocery store on a lark. What the gently caress was I thinking, it should be called Coke Piss...

:barf:

That’s because you got the zero sugar one. The dark roast one with actual sugar is baller and not super sweet (70 cals)

Edit: yeah it’s basically Coke Blak :yum:

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

This would've been pretty good, and like a third of the effort to make, if you just didn't put in the food coloring and sprinkles.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

That’s because you got the zero sugar one. The dark roast one with actual sugar is baller and not super sweet (70 cals)

Edit: yeah it’s basically Coke Blak :yum:

I drink Coke Zero all the time but yeah I bet the sugared up version is much better.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

uber_stoat posted:

what surprised me about the coke coffee is that it actually wasn't as disgusting as i expected it to be. probably won't buy another one though.

i tried buying the coke energy drink once and the cashier stopped me, told me they drink a lot of energy drinks and that one is the worst thing i have ever tasted. thought it was an ill omen so i didn't get it. thanks my friend.

I got handed a sample can outside a grocery store once. It was okay, not the worst but I wouldn't pay money for it.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



"How much nut?"

"1"

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


DoombatINC posted:

I've been wanting to try the dark blend because I loved Coca Cola Blak, and I should probably hurry up because I was the only one who loved Coca Cola Blak and these are certainly going to meet the same fate :ohdear:
I loved Coca Cola Blak, made my own with a copycat recipe a couple times, and finally found a couple cans of the Zero version of this stuff in a random liquor store. It's fantastic--and nearly impossible to find. The handful of stores that carry it at all have everything but the dark Zero variety. :( I understand the vanilla ones are, indeed, gross.

I hope the company is right, and the increased consumer interest in iced/cold-brew coffee these days will give this line-up a chance at survival.

Merkin Muffley
Aug 1, 2006
The Ballsiest
At my last restaurant, we had a semi-traditional pre-shift drink that was a rocks glass of Coke topped with a shot of espresso. We dubbed it the "short and nasty."

It was OK I guess.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Oh god I just had a mouthful of that "ruby" chocolate stuff and it's absolutely foul.

It's like bitter and sour and tart all at the same time, urgh.

Like if a raspberry hosed a chocolate bar, but like, in a bad way where it takes the worst parts of both flavours.

OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 05:54 on Apr 10, 2021

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