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Kameh
Apr 27, 2004

Resident Sergio Apologist
CHAMPION
Sergio :smith:

Why go for 15 in 2? Your short game is underrated!

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Cut is +3. RIP Douchebag, Kameh, Kirios, BonoMan, and Dr. Capco.

daslog
Dec 10, 2008

#essereFerrari
Victor is still alive!

Dr. Capco
May 21, 2007


Pillbug
SungJae.... :smith:

Daric
Dec 23, 2007

Shawn:
Do you really want to know my process?

Lassiter:
Absolutely.

Shawn:
Well it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.
Finau at the top of that group, you love to see it!

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Made the cut, that's all I can ask for really.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




I've written the check out, just need to know who to make it out to

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Is there an escrow I put my poisoned $20 into for safe keeping or do we pay the winner directly at the end?

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


BonoMan posted:

Is there an escrow I put my poisoned $20 into for safe keeping or do we pay the winner directly at the end?
At the end of the tournament you Paypal/Venmo/Cash App the winner.

Just lmao that nobody picked tournament leader and very reasonable Justin Rose.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Josh Lyman posted:

At the end of the tournament you Paypal/Venmo/Cash App the winner.

Just lmao that nobody picked tournament leader and very reasonable Justin Rose.

Well if you're like me, you scrolled through the entrants alphabetically and stopped when you found your pick.

Frankie Meatballs almost won the poo poo a couple years ago so I stopped there.

Anno
May 10, 2017

I'm going to drown! For no reason at all!

Rose got me a tie in November, and I thought about taking him again, but he’s played like such garbage since then that I chickened out :(

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

shyduck posted:

As I suspected Kim uses one of those graphite-steel hybrid putter shafts and it broke right at the interface

https://twitter.com/CBSSports/status/1380624022975696896?s=19

I never knew you could region lock twitter videos until this.

torgeaux
Dec 31, 2004
I serve...
I'm just happy my guy wigged out on his putter with just three to go for the day.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Bryson blamed airmailing a bunch of greens in rd 1 on... adrenaline.

Is he such a robot that he doesn’t even know when he’s pumped up?

Suprfli6
Jul 9, 2008

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:

One of the Masters.com commentators on the featured groups this morning sounds exactly like Seth MacFarlane doing an impression of a golf announcer.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

^^^ *throws club to the ground DURING the backswing in disgust, spoken entirely through his nose* "Hnng I don't think he likes it, Ryan."


Josh Lyman posted:

Bryson blamed airmailing a bunch of greens in rd 1 on... adrenaline.

Is he such a robot that he doesn’t even know when he’s pumped up?

lol yeah...THAT'S the ticket.

Not the fact that he's pouring adrenochrome on his waffles like syrup.



e: do any of you use that dual-handed pendulum putter style? Not the one from a few years ago, the current one like Scott et al. are doing.

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 17:29 on Apr 10, 2021

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


I wish I could bet on Billy Horschel having a melt down before the end of the round.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

^^^ oofdah.

I would pay $200 to play a round with "ah for fucks sakes" Lefty and have him talk to me like a know-it-all-dad while he whiffs it.

e: and still quietly schools me by +8-12 or so

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Apr 10, 2021

Suprfli6
Jul 9, 2008

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:

The shoes are off!! e: and right on his rear end lol

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Suprfli6 posted:

The shoes are off!! e: and right on his rear end lol

Hahah I was JUST talking the other day about white panted players that might fall on their butt... sure enough it happens and just looks like he poo poo himself lol.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

That was a tremendous play out of the water. Despite the rear end slappin'. It's friggin HARD to pop a ball out of water that deep, that was impressive.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Big Beef City posted:

That was a tremendous play out of the water. Despite the rear end slappin'. It's friggin HARD to pop a ball out of water that deep, that was impressive.

It really was. I mean it was completely underwater.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Adam Scott is about to post a quite large number on 15.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm starting to think Adam Scott wasn't the best choice.

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
Every time Rose hits a shot his face looks like he's trying to figure out the mystery of the universe or something.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Presto posted:

Every time Rose hits a shot his face looks like he's trying to figure out the mystery of the universe or something.

He's just thicker than pig poo poo like most professional athletes.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Presto posted:

Every time Rose hits a shot his face looks like he's trying to figure out the mystery of the universe or something.

Augusta is not a bad metaphor

lloyol
Jun 23, 2005

NARFZ
I picked the wrong Canadian for the pool

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Shrapnig posted:

He's just thicker than pig poo poo like most professional athletes.

Unlike you, of course.

You look like a stoic god carved of marble at the moment you swing your club and make contact.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Who is this Zalatoris stick figure?

Daric
Dec 23, 2007

Shawn:
Do you really want to know my process?

Lassiter:
Absolutely.

Shawn:
Well it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.
Everyone has seen Zalatoris coming. He Monday qualified into the KFT and then dominated that tour but doesn’t have full status on the PGA Tour because the KFT didn’t do any promotions last year. He’s extremely good though and he’ll have full status next year.

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
Jesus Christ Spieth.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Big Beef City posted:

Unlike you, of course.

You look like a stoic god carved of marble at the moment you swing your club and make contact.

We're talking about his face, not his swing, Captain Context.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I made a double batch of popcorn, with real melted butter and some seasoning salt and then I tripped over my 14 year old blind rear end hound dog Harvey and spilled that poo poo every where and he and his 'brother' Cory got to eat it as an early dinner treat and I only got like three handfuls of it.


Worst Masters ever.






e: I gave him a smooch and a hug for all of you while he was gobbling up some popcorn pre-emptively. Don't worry about it. He says "lol tanx"

The blind one up front, his bro in back.



ee: we say he's 14 because the adoption papers weren't sure, years ago when we got him. He's somewhere between 13-20 years old. He recently did a full barrel roll entirely down a full flight of stairs and got up like "Haha gently caress YEA! LOL" so I dunno where that puts him on the spectrum, but he is OLD and still kickin' it. Blind as a bat, knows the house and our 3 acres like the back of his hand though. I'd be willing to let him off leash if he wasn't horny as hell. ..That's Harvey.

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Apr 10, 2021

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


15 minutes of Nantz and Faldo instead of another rewatch of the 2019 back 9, gtfo here

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

I know it'll cost me money but I'd love Matsuyama to win.

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
Heh, F-bomb from Wiesberger.

Douchebag
Oct 21, 2005

Shrapnig posted:

I know it'll cost me money but I'd love Matsuyama to win.

Rose or Matsuyama would be a great winner this year.

E: and that pair of eagles out of that pair was awesome.

Douchebag fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Apr 10, 2021

Keyser_Soze
May 5, 2009

Pillbug
Finish them, Big Matsu! :japan:

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pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Friendship ended with Rose
Matsuyama is now who I am rooting hard for

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