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https://store.steampowered.com/app/1552960/John_Christian/ New to Early Access: John Christian. A third-person action game where you play a kid with a huge sword and murder stuff. Also has collectible bible quotes. quote:What is the current state of the Early Access version?
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I'm sure we're all aware of Katawa Shoujo, thanks.
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Requesting that someone go download Gamer Girls (+18) and report back.
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https://twitter.com/veryfriendly/status/1380602508175761409 the trailer is wild https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_9sfoyKcKU
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lets hang out posted:https://twitter.com/veryfriendly/status/1380602508175761409 Digging the upbeat family dramedy music that kicks in as you're sitting outside at night perving on all the women e: shooting wolves out in the forest isn't the half of it 
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is that just a straight up Fiat hatchback
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Wow, that trailer took a couple turns, all without the cheesy music ever changing. Standard dating sim conversation. The protagonist taking creep shots through the girl's windows in the middle of the night. The protagonist hiding in what appears to be a linen closet in the bathroom watching a girl shower. The protagonist chasing something indistinct through the woods while firing a handgun. 
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I like how they look like they're "throwing" the gun forward to fire a bullet Wanted style.
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lets hang out posted:the trailer is wild It's like the Deadly Premonition of Steam porn shovelware.
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We must work harder on getting VR control interfaces up and running that do not require the use of two hands, for the sake of infinite horniness.
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The most obvious solution is to grow an extra arm.
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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Games > Terrible Awful Games: We will fix it as soon as possible!
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no sex at time? What the hell am I playing this game for
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:no sex at time? What the hell am I playing this game for What do you call this act?
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I dont know posted:Wow, that trailer took a couple turns, all without the cheesy music ever changing. Didn't even mention the struggle of the player trying to carry what appears to be an unconscious woman up the stairs.
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I think the narrative there was "shady guy gives the player a huge bottle of presumably roofies, player hands the woman a drink laced with roofies, player carries woman off somewhere to do awful things". Or maybe we're misinterpreting everything and the game is actually about trying to catch werewolves by spying on women in a bed and breakfast. You have to figure out who the werewolf is by plying her with drinks, peeping on them in the shower and doing a dating sim until they out themselves.
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Light of Hell This popped up on my suggested games when I was looking for something new to play, and it is extremely horny. Seems like the entire focus is playing a half assed conquest style game but just to unlock the "angels", which are just scantly clad women that you have to charm. Which by the way during the intro quest and you charm your first angel, you tap on the screen while she gets sweatier and removes her clothes until a splash of white liquid splashes on the screen. I had my sound off while this is going on, but I can only imagine it is not something you want to play around others.
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https://twitter.com/videodante/status/1380786776537636865 I'm legitimately relieved to see that shooting Emily is a game over.
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I love how all the reviews complain about the performance and voice acting, and not a single one mentions the fact that, you know, you're taking creepshots of girls.
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Gynovore posted:I love how all the reviews complain about the performance and voice acting, and not a single one mentions the fact that, you know, you're taking creepshots of girls. Given that the media about it makes it look like creeping on girls is much of the game, I'd expect there to be complaints that there isn't enough if it. You wouldn't be buying it in the first place if that wasn't your thing, right?
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Gromit posted:Given that the media about it makes it look like creeping on girls is much of the game, I'd expect there to be complaints that there isn't enough if it. You wouldn't be buying it in the first place if that wasn't your thing, right? "This so-called 'magazine' is the worst I've ever bought, all pictures and words but no explosives. Not even like an article about bullets. 1/10"
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ultrafilter posted:I'm legitimately relieved to see that shooting Emily is a game over. I would have preferred "WITH THIS CHARACTER'S DEATH, THE THREAD OF PROPHECY HAS BEEN SEVERED"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDf1d_5P-sk We discussed Subverse a ways back in the thread, and it's out in early access now. Review summary: Gameplay surprisingly good, porn surprisingly stale.
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Dareon posted:We discussed Subverse a ways back in the thread, and it's out in early access now. Review summary: Gameplay surprisingly good, porn surprisingly stale. Both modes of gameplay look dire as hell and this just rings of that time goons insisted that the match three gameplay in Huniepop was "actually really good".
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kirbysuperstar posted:Both modes of gameplay look dire as hell and this just rings of that time goons insisted that the match three gameplay in Huniepop was "actually really good". I'll admit I'm a sucker for space shmups, but yeah, nothing in that footage gives me an opinion above neutral. There's like 40 thingso n my wishlist I'd want more than Subverse, and I'm considering unwishlisting it.
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It looks like Star Control minus the fun Star Control bits.
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Dareon posted:I'll admit I'm a sucker for space shmups, but yeah, nothing in that footage gives me an opinion above neutral. There's like 40 thingso n my wishlist I'd want more than Subverse, and I'm considering unwishlisting it. Now that's saying something
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Zetsubou-san posted:did they use Source Filmmaker to animate it? lol The prior work of the people who made it is all SFM porn, so yes, probably.
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Cavauro posted:Now that's saying something sometimes ya gotta take a stand and say "I kinda don't want this"
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Finally a game that encapsulates everything this thread is about.
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Dareon posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDf1d_5P-sk 
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Good ol' Jesse Cox. Isn't he the main producer for the Monster Prom series? - Here's a trailer that made me uncomfortable for some reason: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1573220/LowKey_A_Dope_Game/ Or maybe it just fell flat on its face. Unrelated, but related: I hope Subverse can patch their adult content. Make it fresh. I was banking on that being a Triple-D game when it's hits 1.0.
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The United States posted:Dude looks exactly like you'd imagine someone funding this game to look, it's uncanny He looks like the coomer
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