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uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

Plank Walker posted:

the best part about this is the implication that the wall would do absolutely nothing to keep the drugs out of the us

saying the quiet part loud. it's not the drugs we hate. it's the people.

of course these days they're launching babies out of trebuchets at us, it's a red queen's race.

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britishbornandbread: Jul 8, 2000; You'll stumble in my footsteps

trump�s weird snake impression to journalists that one time

# ? Apr 9, 2021 22:30

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Kazzah posted:

Trump insisting the F35 would be literally invisible.

Trump insisting the wall would need to be literally transparent, so that people wouldn't be injured by bags of drugs flung over the side.

Trump thinking mexicans were getting lead into this country by actual coyotes

# ? Apr 9, 2021 23:19

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

britishbornandbread posted:

trump�s weird snake impression to journalists that one time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GioBjltdUnU

trump hiss will live on eternally

# ? Apr 10, 2021 01:10

Bored Online: May 25, 2009; We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

trump vs the hurricane

# ? Apr 10, 2021 02:40

Echo Chamber: Oct 16, 2008; best username/post combo

Trump

# ? Apr 10, 2021 02:50

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Trump being the only president of the last 4 administrations (possibly more) to identify the iraq war as a bad idea

# ? Apr 10, 2021 03:01

Crazycryodude: Aug 15, 2015; Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?

Echo Chamber posted:

Trump

# ? Apr 10, 2021 03:20

HashtagGirlboss: Jan 4, 2005

Milo and POTUS posted:

Trump being the only president of the last 4 administrations (possibly more) to identify the iraq war as a bad idea

Biden voted to invade Iraq to make sure that we didn�t invade Iraq

# ? Apr 10, 2021 03:44

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

biden told bush he'd win the nobel if he won iraq quickly lol

# ? Apr 10, 2021 03:54

paul_soccer12: Jan 5, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

which he did

# ? Apr 10, 2021 04:25

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY: Feb 3, 2006

When the media got really obsessed with the concept of "kompromat."

# ? Apr 10, 2021 07:48

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

When the media got really obsessed with the concept of "kompromat."

Faux Cyrillic

Doideld Tyatsmer!

# ? Apr 10, 2021 08:12

Harold Stassen: Jan 24, 2016

Jonny 290 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GioBjltdUnU

trump hiss will live on eternally

It breaks my heart that this apparently isn't real

# ? Apr 10, 2021 09:22

exmarx: Feb 18, 2012; The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

# ? Apr 10, 2021 09:24

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY: Feb 3, 2006

Controversial 2014 comedy The Interview

# ? Apr 10, 2021 12:55

John Charity Spring: Nov 4, 2009; SCREEEEE

When Disney unveiled an animatronic Trump for their Hall of Presidents after the 2016 election and it was clearly just a hastily remodelled Hillary Clinton

# ? Apr 10, 2021 13:04

GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

John Charity Spring posted:

yahooooo! it's time for another Amerikkkan elekshun,

# ? Apr 10, 2021 15:34

Animal-Mother: Feb 14, 2012; RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

HashtagGirlboss posted:

Biden voted to invade Iraq to make sure that we didn�t invade Iraq

while i'm certain this is true, i cannot remember what it actually means

# ? Apr 10, 2021 16:41

HashtagGirlboss: Jan 4, 2005

Animal-Mother posted:

while i'm certain this is true, i cannot remember what it actually means

It was his nonsensical justification for his yes vote

quote:

I got a commitment from President Bush he was not going to go to war in Iraq. He looked me in the eye in the Oval Office; he said he needed the vote to be able to get inspectors into Iraq to determine whether or not Saddam Hussein was engaged in dealing with a nuclear program

�I was fooled by that dastardly president who promised me that if we voted to authorize an invasion he wouldn�t invade�

HashtagGirlboss has issued a correction as of 17:07 on Apr 10, 2021

# ? Apr 10, 2021 17:03

Wraith of J.O.I.: Jan 25, 2012

greta thungberg was real big for a minute but now she's just been totally neutralized and has a documentary coming out about her, without ever accomplishing anything (which isn't really her fault)

# ? Apr 10, 2021 17:10

HashtagGirlboss: Jan 4, 2005

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

greta thungberg was real big for a minute but now she's just been totally neutralized and has a documentary coming out about her, without ever accomplishing anything (which isn't really her fault)

My boss (early 40s) hated her so much in a bizarrely horny way that always segued into weird rants about his college aged step daughter

# ? Apr 10, 2021 17:14

paul_soccer12: Jan 5, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

Politics https://twitter.com/ThatKevinSmith/status/2554608773?s=19

# ? Apr 10, 2021 17:20

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

John Charity Spring posted:

When Disney unveiled an animatronic Trump for their Hall of Presidents after the 2016 election and it was clearly just a hastily remodelled Hillary Clinton

# ? Apr 10, 2021 17:36

Heavy_D: Feb 16, 2002; "rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

paul_soccer12 posted:

Politics https://twitter.com/ThatKevinSmith/status/2554608773?s=19

Can you use a NFT to obliterate a tweet from existence? I'm sure plenty of people like me would pay handsomely to never read this again.

# ? Apr 10, 2021 17:39

Antonymous: Apr 4, 2009

Heavy_D posted:

Can you use a NFT to obliterate a tweet from existence? I'm sure plenty of people like me would pay handsomely to never read this again.

an NFT is a like a pog with that image laminated on the top of the pog. It has no connection to the original image.

# ? Apr 10, 2021 18:30

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Paul Manafort's ostrich leather jacket

# ? Apr 10, 2021 19:06

Hedenius: Aug 23, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXyryUHItuc

Haven't seen this in a long time and I had forgotten just how amazing Mike Myers' reaction is. And the awkward cut to Chris Tucker while someone is frantically trying to cut Kanye's mike is a thing of beauty.

# ? Apr 10, 2021 20:36

Laterite: Mar 14, 2007; It's Gutfest '89; Grimey Drawer

hubert horatio hornblower

# ? Apr 10, 2021 21:05

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

Hedenius posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXyryUHItuc

Haven't seen this in a long time and I had forgotten just how amazing Mike Myers' reaction is. And the awkward cut to Chris Tucker while someone is frantically trying to cut Kanye's mike is a thing of beauty.

GOAT, baby. perhaps one of the most significant cultural events of the 21st century thus far.

# ? Apr 10, 2021 21:12

Wraith of J.O.I.: Jan 25, 2012

# ? Apr 10, 2021 21:22

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

Hedenius posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXyryUHItuc

Haven't seen this in a long time and I had forgotten just how amazing Mike Myers' reaction is. And the awkward cut to Chris Tucker while someone is frantically trying to cut Kanye's mike is a thing of beauty.

In his memoirs, George W. Bush said this was the worst moment of his presidency.

In other words, he forgot.

# ? Apr 10, 2021 21:22

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

vyelkin posted:

In his memoirs, George W. Bush said this was the worst moment of his presidency.

In other words, he forgot.

lol yeah

also kanye was absolutely right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxbT11QlCe8

# ? Apr 10, 2021 21:50

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

greta thungberg was real big for a minute but now she's just been totally neutralized and has a documentary coming out about her, without ever accomplishing anything (which isn't really her fault)

Apparently she's been writing to Ted Kazcynski lol

# ? Apr 11, 2021 00:44

kupachek: Aug 5, 2015; This man’s brain is trembling in the balance between reason and insanity, and as he stalks on with clenched fist and sword in hand, as though he still saw those murderous Russians gunners.

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

greta thungberg was real big for a minute but now she's just been totally neutralized and has a documentary coming out about her, without ever accomplishing anything (which isn't really her fault)

She did briefly become a "Sex Celebrity" in the Albertan oilfields, so that's a bit of a gross accomplishment that she didn't want.

# ? Apr 11, 2021 00:52

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

greta thungberg was real big for a minute but now she's just been totally neutralized and has a documentary coming out about her, without ever accomplishing anything (which isn't really her fault)

yes it is

# ? Apr 11, 2021 01:10