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Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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Empty Sandwich posted:

go on and check it. and see

Is it true that you can have a fever of 103?

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Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

The Bloop posted:

It's probably metric blood pressure

Could be metric temperature too.

Although I dunno if 200C is an ideal body temp either.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Elviscat posted:

Could be metric temperature too.

Although I dunno if 200C is an ideal body temp either.

It’s 200K. Much better.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Josef bugman posted:

I would presume it's temperature.

Either that or Jucika is attractive enough to cause the dead to walk.

Yeah, the perfectly healthy temperature of 120 degrees.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Skwirl posted:

Yeah, the perfectly healthy temperature of 120 degrees.

GOT EM!!!!!

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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Skwirl posted:

Yeah, the perfectly healthy temperature of 120 degrees.

I've no idea how bodies work/ average internal temperature, more than happy to be wrong though!

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Aardvark! posted:

GOT EM!!!!!

I will not read to the end of a thread before roasting someone who deserves to be roasted.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Skwirl posted:

Yeah, the perfectly healthy temperature of 120 degrees.

GOT EM!!!!!

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

And apparently neither will you.

Count Uvula
Dec 20, 2011

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Josef bugman posted:

I've no idea how bodies work/ average internal temperature, more than happy to be wrong though!

The human body is a sugar powered furnace that burns at 97-98 degrees. You die immediately if that goes up to like 107º.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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Count Uvula posted:

The human body is a sugar powered furnace that burns at 97-98 degrees. You die immediately if that goes up to like 107º.

Got it, whoops on my part there! Thank you!

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Dec 27, 2019

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Ditocoaf
Jun 1, 2011

That's clearly a device that measures heart rate

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Biscuit Hider
200 bpm is well above the safe maximum of a man his age

Ditocoaf
Jun 1, 2011

That's clearly a device that measures blood sugar levels

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Wait, so staring at a sweet rack raises your blood sugar?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



That's clearly a device that measures horniness levels

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Captain Hygiene posted:

That's clearly a device that measures horniness levels

over 9000!

Not The Wendigo
Apr 12, 2009
No, 200. Didn't you see the comic?

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Not The Wendigo posted:

No, 200. Didn't you see the comic?

200 European horniness units are equal to over 9,000 US horniness units.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Leave posted:

200 European horniness units are equal to over 9,000 US horniness units.

the US uses horniness milligrams per deciliter, but Europe uses horniness millimoles per liter

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather
What is this page?

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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cant cook creole bream posted:

What is this page?

Would you accept "odd"?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



cant cook creole bream posted:

What is this page?

The Jucika Memorial Derail

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Elviscat posted:

Wait, so staring at a sweet rack raises your blood sugar?

Considering that 140 is diabetes level, that dude is basically sugar blood at that point.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Got sugar blood to go with my sugar skull.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Lnu9Rn460w

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

Josef bugman posted:

Would you accept "odd"?

798 is even though

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Slimy Hog posted:

798 is even though

I kept wondering which goon would make this post. Thank you for your sacrifice

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



ikanreed posted:

200 diastolic is already dead, right?

Josef bugman posted:

I would presume it's temperature.

hmtol

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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I really hosed up not putting a question mark at the end of that. Oh well, made a mistake and need to learn from it.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



I actually want to see such a store opening, I'd buy there all day every day. :smith::shepspends:

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

marshmallow creep posted:

Got sugar blood to go with my sugar skull.

Sugar blood for the sugar blood god!

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Josef bugman posted:

I really hosed up not putting a question mark at the end of that. Oh well, made a mistake and need to learn from it.

I think it's more like "200 is not an alive human temperature in either Fahrenheit or Celsius" is such common knowledge that I don't think it occurred to anyone in the thread that you might not know. A question mark wouldn't have helped.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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Chitin posted:

I think it's more like "200 is not an alive human temperature in either Fahrenheit or Celsius" is such common knowledge that I don't think it occurred to anyone in the thread that you might not know. A question mark wouldn't have helped.

I am very bad when it comes to temperatures in general. Like I know 100 degree's is boiling, but that's about the limit.

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Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

Please don't boil yourself.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:froggonk: the myths about us are wrong we feel that heat.

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Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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Poor frog.

But yeah, genuially don't know I could write something as dumb as that. Sorry again folks.

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