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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Post Tweets and Similar - the unseemly duck asked him, hast thou aught of grapes?
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Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

 It also rhymes with fan, making it easy to make a rap about a guy named stan who is your biggest fan.

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Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Roblo posted:

I think I would use that pretty regularly if it was an emoji. That sums up my mood half the time.
It's great, I added it to discord :v:

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Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.

Elviscat posted:

It also rhymes with fan, making it easy to make a rap about a guy named stan who is your biggest fan.

Then why wasn't his name Dan or Can, both of which also rhyme with fan and are real names? :colbert:

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Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

 If he were named Dan people would just be saying it's short for Dangerous Fan anyway

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Canatical fan

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Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

 Wh.... who is named Can? Short for Candice?

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Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

Elviscat posted:

Wh.... who is named Can? Short for Candice?

Who the gently caress is named Stan?

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victorious
Jul 2, 2007

As a youth I prayed, "Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."

Danaru posted:

Who the gently caress is named Stan?

Well his full name is Staniel.

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Jigsaw
Aug 14, 2008

Danaru posted:

Who the gently caress is named Stan?



??

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Queer Salutations
Aug 20, 2009

kind of a shitty wizard...

Jigsaw posted:



??

That's Martin Lieber though.

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Jigsaw
Aug 14, 2008

Queer Salutations posted:

That's Martin Lieber though.



??

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Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.

Elviscat posted:

Wh.... who is named Can? Short for Candice?

Emre Can, Can Phillips, Can Davies, Can Hu... the list is endless

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Queer Salutations posted:

That's Martin Lieber though.

*Stanley Martin Lieber

content:

https://twitter.com/RainofTerra/status/1381429156517343233

Memento has a new favorite as of 03:27 on Apr 12, 2021

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/bessbell/status/1381427260683481089?s=19

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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
 https://twitter.com/carterhambley/status/1381004662350942208?s=21

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its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Jigsaw posted:



??

Stanley Lee

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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Pththya-lyi posted:

https://twitter.com/mountain_goats/status/1381298095393288193?s=20

I hope I lie
And tell everyone you were a good shrine

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/matvelloso/status/1380757548551139332?s=20

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Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
 https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1381346708924157954

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Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Zetsubou-san posted:

https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1381346708924157954

This whole thread is an extremely pro click, wait til CAPTAIN BIBLE meets the SIN SPIDERS and rescues GOO MAN

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

 https://twitter.com/ZeppoWilbury/status/1381461649668898818

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.

Zetsubou-san posted:

https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1381346708924157954

https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1381564726350540801

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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


 https://twitter.com/HuShuo/status/1381637776953774083

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Arsenic Lupin posted:

https://twitter.com/HuShuo/status/1381637776953774083
https://twitter.com/devilmeadow/status/1381181420668878850

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DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1381564726350540801
https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1381557741349527558

this is amazing

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UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Danaru posted:

Who the gently caress is named Stan?
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wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
 Captain Bible walked so that Commander Shepard could run

https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1381562778436071427

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bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

 https://twitter.com/lucyjamesgames/status/1381640837587558403?s=21

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zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Through a completely understandable, awful, terrible confluence of culture I'm now imagining ET saying gamer words and needing to be taught that it isn't ok.

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xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
E.T. pwn you

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Captain Monkey posted:

https://twitter.com/carterhambley/status/1381004662350942208?s=21

https://twitter.com/Quaker/status/1381261906657353737?s=20

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PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

 It makes sense that we've evolve to use completely hardlocked controller designs we could not alter, rather than design controllers for the hands we have. I am a gamer.

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My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

StarkRavingMad posted:

https://twitter.com/Quaker/status/1381261906657353737?s=20

Brands trying to be cool is the worst.

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/laurahelmuth/status/1381401127091113986?s=20

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Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb
i heard there's a new hero in dota

https://twitter.com/MaxLebled/status/1381247832838049792

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SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
https://twitter.com/greatgalaktyka/status/1381416497097154569

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

 https://twitter.com/rossmcginnes/status/1381605302022377472?s=21

Is there some kind of reverse brexit we can do, maybe put all Englishmen on an island isolated from the rest of the world

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
:stonk:

https://twitter.com/soapachu/status/1381695261098045441?s=20

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/AnnaGHughes/status/1381703097320345600

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Interesting thread in the wake of that VICE/Myanmar debacle.

https://twitter.com/gwenckatz/status/1381652071695351810?s=20

https://twitter.com/gwenckatz/status/1381653857126678528?s=20

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