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Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

reignofevil posted:

https://twitter.com/Scoobyeats/status/1381569968920203264

Having eggs for breakfast? Have you considered tossing a lil hotdog meat in that omelette?

Hot dogs for breakfast is A Thing in Japan. Sadly for him he's not in Japan.

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
You can't tell me Americans don't eat hot dogs for breakfast.

Also there's something very funny about "grass fed hot dogs"

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

steinrokkan posted:

Also there's something very funny about "grass fed hot dogs"

feller
Jul 5, 2006


steinrokkan posted:

You can't tell me Americans don't eat hot dogs for breakfast.

Also there's something very funny about "grass fed hot dogs"

no one eats hot dogs for breakfast that'd be wird. they are more of a dessert

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

haha yea no culture on earth eats savory sausage or meats for breakfast how wacky would that be

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Hot dogs for breakfast. Burgers for lunch. Big Cow Lasagna for suppertime.

With Scooby Eats in your freezer, you can fight big grocery anytime

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
nathan give me one thousand dollars

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?
wait is this a grocery service or a delivery service

it’s a good thing there are no investors cause this is confusing

Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler

reignofevil posted:

https://twitter.com/Scoobyeats/status/1381569968920203264

Having eggs for breakfast? Have you considered tossing a lil hotdog meat in that omelette?

does this man mean "sausages"

edit: oh god why does he say "ruh-roh", what's in the sausages

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Big Beef City posted:

haha yea no culture on earth eats savory sausage or meats for breakfast how wacky would that be

If you ever actually had one of his "grass-fed" "hotdogs" I highly doubt you'd describe the experience as "savory".

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Breakfast sausages are sufficiently different from hot dogs that the superficial equivalency wouldn’t register, for a normal person

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Lieutenant Dan posted:

does this man mean "sausages"

edit: oh god why does he say "ruh-roh", what's in the sausages
Remember that Scooby Doo picture he posted where Velma was mysteriously absent?

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Sorry thread you're already behind on your Nathen.

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1382118346066378760

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





reignofevil posted:

Sorry thread you're already behind on your Nathen.

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1382118346066378760

Is he selling the shirts with the whiskers on the collars to the consumer market because,

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
I am enjoying picturing horrible people all over the world perking up at their monitors at Nathen's vague announcement, Garfield posters in different languages covering the walls behind them

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Has anyone ever considered mixing a frozen BIG COW LASAGNA in with their pancakes? Just food for thought.

AdmiralViscen
Nov 2, 2011

Frank Frank posted:

Has anyone ever considered mixing a frozen BIG COW LASAGNA in with their pancakes? Just food for thought.

Is this polygamy?

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

AdmiralViscen posted:

Is this polygamy?

Nathen has already said he's very okay with that

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

reignofevil posted:

Sorry thread you're already behind on your Nathen.

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1382118346066378760

Nathen is branching out into Garfield vore porn production, delivered right to your door

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

AdmiralViscen posted:

Is this polygamy?

More like polyga-yummy! Entergourge yourself with your favorite Garf/Scoobo-themed breakfast ménage à trois today!

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Detective Thompson posted:

/Scoobo-themed breakfast ménage à trois today!

velma and sexy lesbian witch velma pushing scrappy doo into a nutribullet

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
... dot tumblr dot com

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

velma and sexy lesbian witch velma pushing scrappy doo into a nutribullet

This isn't canon.

Daphne was the one who flirted with joining the sexy lesbian witches:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmheHaw_kic

edit: poo poo, the quality on that first one sucked.

Blurry Gray Thing fucked around with this message at 04:05 on Apr 14, 2021

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
The announcement is that Nathen is going to gently caress Garfield on live television

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Frank Frank posted:

The announcement is that Nathen is going to gently caress Garfield on live television

Can't believe he'd leave Scoob out like that

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Escape From Noise posted:

Can't believe he'd leave Scoob out like that

Scooby's edibles habit means no show will hire him because the insurance is too expensive.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

reignofevil posted:

Sorry thread you're already behind on your Nathen.

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1382118346066378760

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Nathen has prepared the blood sacrifice!!

Now the time of the Garf has coooooome! ALL HAIL THE SAGNA LORD

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Big Beef City posted:

Nathen has prepared the blood sacrifice!!

Now the time of the Garf has coooooome! ALL HAIL THE SAGNA LORD

Every day shall be Monday.

I have such Lasagna to show you.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Nathen is providing a direct phone number to contact... Well honestly probably just him even though he says 'we' will respond.

I highly recommend not doing this.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

reignofevil posted:

Nathen is providing a direct phone number to contact... Well honestly probably just him even though he says 'we' will respond.

I highly recommend not doing this.

He called me once (not joking). Do not let him have your phone number.

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

Frank Frank posted:

He called me once (not joking). Do not let him have your phone number.

Did you consent

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

yr new gurlfrand! posted:

Did you consent

I ordered a lasagna that he couldn't deliver so he thought he'd be nice and call me personally. He then had his assistant try to call me and send me a follow-up email to apologize for not being able to deliver to the US. He was very polite but it was definitely weird.

Big City Drinkin
Oct 9, 2007

A very good

Fallen Rib
Has it been suggested yet that someone buy Nathen an account or is that too poop-touchy? I mean you know he’d post.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Nathen posting here would be more depressing than funny.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Mega64 posted:

Nathen posting here would be more depressing than funny.

To be fair it seems like it would veer back and forth wildly and end up with him on a crusade against SA, ranting about slender man and blaming us for 4chan.

Burning Rain
Jul 17, 2006

What's happening?!?!
Or he'd start LowtaxEats with special #cookies to accompany his Big Cow #lasagna

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
On the one hand, Dr. Derek Smart PhD did pretty well here after he and Lowtax buried the hatchet over their shared ire of Star Citizen's fan-funding.

On the other hand, Smart's problem was always his fiery temper and his huge ego, not necessarily his obliviousness and...whatever else you want to call Nathen's eccentricities.

Wild card: do you really want Nathen taking his SA experiences and writing about them on his social media accounts?

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Agent Escalus posted:


Wild card: do you really want Nathen taking his SA experiences and writing about them on his social media accounts?
i changed my mind, let's buy him an account

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Rime
Nov 2, 2011

by Games Forum
If nothing else maybe he'll be able to kill this place dead where even Lowtax failed.

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