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wearing a stillsuit like i'm on arrakis to own the .... libs? boomers? harkonnen? this metaphor was paper thin to start with honestly. thanks for reading everyone.
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I have a genderless bathroom at my work It's way less an issue than one might think
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Jestery posted:I have a genderless bathroom at my work Like remember when that awful Ally McBeal show had unisex toilets and it was seen as progressive? That show had the goddamn dancing baby gif on it, that's how long ago it was
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Apr 15, 2021 06:33
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PancakeTransmission posted:We had some in a building at my work (single occupancy type), someone else then added men/women to each cause god forbid you have to use a toilet after a different gender used it 20 minutes ago
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Apr 15, 2021 07:15
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I'm sort of the opposite. When we still had an office there was one guy who would often be having whispered phone conversations in one of the stalls when I had my morning poo poo. I made great sport of trying to poo poo as loudly as possible whenever I heard him in there.
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Apr 15, 2021 07:30
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our building shares two sets of toilets with the various businesses. 2 sets of men’s and women’s, each with 2 toilets in cubicles. Every time I go to the nearest men’s, the same guy from one of the businesses is absolutely turning himself inside out in there. Just brutal sounds. One time his dog was in the bathroom part, outside the cubicle and I was like “wtf” and he was like, between shifting his bones out, “yeah there’s a dog there” in a tone that implied he believed I didn’t know what a dog was.
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I started a new job the other week and it has gender neutral bathrooms. First place I've worked that does. When I was being shown around the office I was like "Huh, thats a first, haven't seen that before" and moved on with my life. Thats my gender neutral bathroom story, thank you for listening
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Apr 15, 2021 11:28
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maybe i'm old fashioned but i don't want the ladies in my office to hear me poop, or really for them to be forced to hear me poop
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Apr 15, 2021 11:31
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We had gender neutral bathrooms until some guy had an absolute blow out and the receptionist puked when she walked in after him for a piss.
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Apr 15, 2021 11:33
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Caesar Saladin posted:maybe i'm old fashioned but i don't want the ladies in my office to hear me poop, or really for them to be forced to hear me poop I felt the same way at first but I think overall it leads to a more considerate bathroom culture knowing that absolutely anybody could use the toilet after you. The bathrooms at work are probably the cleanest I've seen anywhere.
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Apr 15, 2021 11:36
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After working at ccamatil, and the stories the ladies told us about their bathroom, i think its a bad idea.
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Apr 15, 2021 12:02
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One bathroom for everyone, one bathroom for absolute blowouts. There are so many variations once you free your mind from the mixed bathroom paradigm
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Apr 15, 2021 12:03
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It can serve as a sobering reminder that even hot girls use the toilet for its darkest purpose: too poo poo
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Apr 15, 2021 12:10
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this was more about tampon art
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Apr 15, 2021 12:39
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I thought Friendlyjordies was Isaac Butterfield without the beard. Hmm, guess I am getting to old or not caring about idiots enough.
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Apr 15, 2021 12:41
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Humphreys posted:I thought Friendlyjordies was Isaac Butterfield without the beard. There is another guy that is that exact thing.
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Apr 15, 2021 13:10
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my office probably has a male to female ratio of 1:3. I recently moved desks to the area closest to the ladies and there are some harrowing noises coming out of there. apparently it is absolutely disgusting and they mess up the disabled toilet which is right next to the ladies. The gent's is usually really clean, me and some fellas in the office have a toilet Signal chat group to try to figure out who makes the mess when they crop up then organise bullying campaigns again any offender that we identify.
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Isaac Butterfield whole thing is feeling threatened enough by the concept of feminists and vegans to make weekly videos about them ad nauseam, which is extremely easy to do when you never actually say anything except things that won't offend your sponsors (beef jerky and poo poo marketed as "For Blokes", or ideally beef jerky for blokes). Essentially he's for millennials who think Christmas is on the verge of being cancelled. Redezga fucked around with this message at 14:09 on Apr 15, 2021 |
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Apr 15, 2021 14:02
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Getting my 5g microchip vaxx today! Got a half day because the latest I could get was 12:30. When I asked for the afternoon off my practice manager went real quiet and showed me some weird antivax video and I still can't tell if she's sincerely antivax or just Tryna talk me out of it because she wants the day off and she has to come in if I'm out.
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:Getting my 5g microchip vaxx today! Got a half day because the latest I could get was 12:30. Lol gently caress that poo poo
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She does tend to guilt me if I take a sick day, because there's only 3 of us on non-patient days, and she's arbitrarily decided noone can be at work alone, lest we steal all the gauze or something  She's having some health problems and taking a lot of time off the past month or two, which is fine, but the one time I was so sick I literally couldn't travel an hour and a half to work she made me feel so guilty about her having to come in that I came in for the rest of the week and literally slept all day every day. Idk if it's weirder to pretend to be antivax to get me to stay at work for the Arvo
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my mum is going to get a test right now, she's petrified of getting a good old nose loving step dad is "YA BETTER NOT GET ME SICK", even though he's already sick, and probably got mum sick loving old people edit: to clarify - my Nan/Pop are in their mid 80s, and don't bitch about anything health related, they just go get some Deep Heat. It seems to be the ~60 year olds who whine. Like they have a good life left in them. KajiTheMelonMan fucked around with this message at 01:03 on Apr 16, 2021 |
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Redezga posted:Isaac Butterfield whole thing is feeling threatened enough by the concept of feminists and vegans to make weekly videos about them ad nauseam, which is extremely easy to do when you never actually say anything except things that won't offend your sponsors (beef jerky and poo poo marketed as "For Blokes", or ideally beef jerky for blokes). He can be funny if he's talking about funny things is the weird bit. Like he could expand his audience if he dropped the MRA angle. E: just don't end up like nats what I reckon painting yourself into a corner championing basic life skills like making spag bol
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I don't mind the Fairbairn boys. They're about the only Australian youtubers I find funny.
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Apr 16, 2021 01:08
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They are a bit too tictok-y and young for me But I dig what they are doing and it's a real ,"this is good but not for me" thing
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Apr 16, 2021 01:10
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Aaron Chen is probably the best comedian we have
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Airstream Driver posted:I don't mind the Fairbairn boys. They're about the only Australian youtubers I find funny. I like em too. Ride the line of never quite being too over the top but also keeping it all basic and relatable.
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Laserface posted:Aaron Chen is probably the best comedian we have https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTd0crm1rt8
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jesus loving christ
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this was violently not funny.
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I made it 30 seconds into that video and I regard that as a considerable achievement. e: just not a worthwhile one.
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Apr 16, 2021 05:31
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gently caress yall demi lardner is hilarious and thats a great tight set
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Specify what was funny please.
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It truly a great and profitable era for quirky Australian comedians who talk to their adult audience like a Play School presenter but with swears.
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Laserface posted:Specify what was funny please. Finding out your father doesn't know your age but is able to google it because you are a minor celebrity? The gestalt of an old man being slowly elucidated via his search history is pretty good Refuge in absurdity with the juxtaposition of a bogan gremlin and a holier than thou mother? I mean, I'm not Gunna write you out a transcript and get the whiteboard out but shits funny enough for a 2 minute set
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Apr 16, 2021 07:22
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One of those where it's funny in theory. Different strokes I suppose.
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Apr 16, 2021 07:30
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It's probably not best to judge a standup bit typically intended for a live audience based on a video clip. Sure some of it translates well to filming, but watching it on your computer or phone takes away some of the sense of spontaneity of the live element on top of the framing of the performer (on an elevated stage, the best lit person in the room, the loudest person in the room, seating arranged to direct all attention to them, the audience consensus, probably written to fit in the context of a larger set of material ,etc). The writing and performance was intended for that specific kind of setting. It's the same reason why it sucks whenever someone abruptly springs a "Hey I wrote a song" and the proceed to play it at you specifically. It just isn't really the time or place but you'll probably sit there quietly and smile politely anyway. Redezga fucked around with this message at 07:51 on Apr 16, 2021 |
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Isn't that a tv show?
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Well yeah, but that doesn't mean it was written for a television performance. Odds are it was part of an existing hour and was cherry picked and edited to be appropriate for television. I'll be honest that I'm not really a fan of Demi, but I've been around enough of it to know it's not really the same thing as seeing it live.
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