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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Jippa posted:

I have just been watching this video about how all top athletes are on drugs and how the industry covers it all up so kids still look up to them. That is why I had that on my mind.

It's so obvious to us now in hindsight.

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Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
There's definitely an ever changing fine line between legal and illegal methods of performance enhancement that exists in every sport. It's basically completely inevitable though unless sportsmen are treated like strictly regimented prisoners with exactly equal intake because at some point eating a salad is performance enhancing if your opponent dines on fish and chips.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
How is eating a salad performance enhancing?

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
have you never watched popeye smdh

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

CyberPingu posted:

How is eating a salad performance enhancing?

nutrition

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

From what?

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


CyberPingu posted:

From what?

The salad.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




You're going to run around, often intensely, for 90 minutes. Do you:

A: Eat a meal containing complex carbohydrates, omega 3 fatty acids and protein
B: Eat a fuckin leaf

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
C: EPO and a Red Bull

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
D: a lucozade bottle full of port

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
E: chug a pint of wine

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011

Bundy posted:

You're going to run around, often intensely, for 90 minutes. Do you:

A: Eat a meal containing complex carbohydrates, omega 3 fatty acids and protein
B: Eat a fuckin leaf

RIP Maradona. He would have picked eat the coca leaf.

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Bundy posted:

You're going to run around, often intensely, for 90 minutes. Do you:

A: Eat a meal containing complex carbohydrates, omega 3 fatty acids and protein
B: Eat a fuckin leaf

you can put stuff in with the leaves, too

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Karl Sharks posted:

you can put stuff in with the leaves, too

Just dressing my salad with the cream and the clear

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Karl Sharks posted:

you can put stuff in with the leaves, too

Then you arent getting the nutrition from the leaves are you? You are getting it from the stuff you put in it.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
Frank lampards performance enhancing pies

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/meandmybigmouth/status/1382076187116236811?s=19

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe

Love how completely unnecessary it is

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Chas McGill posted:

Love how completely unnecessary it is

I initially thought the yellow player was the attacker, what a pointless foul.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Chas McGill posted:

Love how completely unnecessary it is

There's no need to talk about women's football like that

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005




This is insane and I love it

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013





Two minutes, interference

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

https://twitter.com/gammongoalposts/status/1382087833276518407?s=20

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Re:Micheal Owen being a knob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqOxNspUPyE

This has been posted before, but you have got to love the coach being supportive, and offering help and advice to the kid all the way through. As well as just the weary contempt in his voice at the end.

"Well done. He's 13."

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

BrigadierSensible posted:

Re:Micheal Owen being a knob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqOxNspUPyE

This has been posted before, but you have got to love the coach being supportive, and offering help and advice to the kid all the way through. As well as just the weary contempt in his voice at the end.

"Well done. He's 13."

The coach is Big Nev Southall, and Michael Owen is not fit to lace his boots.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

all im seeing is alan smith in a leeds away kit

GreatestLurker
Sep 12, 2011

BrigadierSensible posted:

Re:Micheal Owen being a knob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqOxNspUPyE

This has been posted before, but you have got to love the coach being supportive, and offering help and advice to the kid all the way through. As well as just the weary contempt in his voice at the end.

"Well done. He's 13."

also this

https://twitter.com/i/status/1334772674107748364

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
I'd never seen the second clip. Amazing.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Michael Owen really is an odious little oval office, being his teammate must have been absolute torture

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Lmao he seriously just kept blasting volleys at a child from point blank range what in the world

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

How is this seemingly the first time it's been posted here lmao

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004



this is incredible haha

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




He says volleying with all the emotion and cadence Rooney says "arriving" in that wine ad. McManamanamanaman has the same weird enunciation on commentary.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

He’s such a horrid little arsehole. Absolutely baffling human

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

lmao what the gently caress

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Dulux’s Twitter trolling of Tottenham takes gloss off club’s new sponsorship

quote:

Tottenham’s new commercial partnership with Dulux got off to a rocky start on Thursday after the paint supplier mocked the club on Twitter.

Spurs announced that Dulux had become the club’s official paint supplier, with the company’s famous shaggy dog getting a tour of the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium and Hotspur Way training ground. But they were soon mocked by their new partner in hastily deleted tweets, with the social media team hitting the wrong tone.

Responding to other users’ tweets, they made fun of the club’s lack of recent silverware, posting a picture of an empty trophy cabinet being for sale and then made a barb about the club’s defenders.



https://www.theguardian.com/football/2021/apr/15/dulux-twitter-trolling-tottenham-paint-partnership

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Lol. Only say nice things about our poo poo bottler club or you can't be our official paint partner. Would never get this with *checks Leeds sponsors* President Energy

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


greazeball posted:

Dulux’s Twitter trolling of Tottenham takes gloss off club’s new sponsorship




https://www.theguardian.com/football/2021/apr/15/dulux-twitter-trolling-tottenham-paint-partnership

maybe they should try not being so poo poo their own sponsors enjoy taking the piss out of them

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


at least famously thick-skinned adult man Jose mourinho won’t rise to this trolling

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