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Masonity
Dec 31, 2007

What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?
I uh...

Something or someone broke Sheds of Grey. :(

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dalstrs
Mar 11, 2004

At least this way my kill will have some use
Dinosaur Gum
I was just browsing the transfer market and saw this guy, anyone want to spot me a few bucks?

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Walamor
Dec 31, 2006

Fork 'em Devils!

dalstrs posted:

I was just browsing the transfer market and saw this guy, anyone want to spot me a few bucks?



Holy poo poo. That is absolutely insane.

Also, I have a 19 year old who has been injured twice in five games. Not a great way to stay on the team, bud. No, he's not fragile.

Rapner
May 7, 2013


dalstrs posted:

I was just browsing the transfer market and saw this guy, anyone want to spot me a few bucks?



I really want to eval him but it costs 250k...

Walamor
Dec 31, 2006

Fork 'em Devils!

Rapner posted:

I really want to eval him but it costs 250k...

Moody fragile diva with a big mouth. It would only be fair.

Shadowlz
Oct 3, 2011

Oh it's gonna happen one way or the other, pal.



Rapner posted:

I really want to eval him but it costs 250k...

I would have evaled for kicks him but he's long gone.

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
I'd much rather have the 100 mil than that player. Though there must be some private teams in really old leagues with literally billions of econ so reckon players like that will always go for absolutely bananas money to some team with 5 billion in the bank.

dalstrs
Mar 11, 2004

At least this way my kill will have some use
Dinosaur Gum

Flayer posted:

I'd much rather have the 100 mil than that player. Though there must be some private teams in really old leagues with literally billions of econ so reckon players like that will always go for absolutely bananas money to some team with 5 billion in the bank.

$100 mil is a small price to be your league's legend.

Goast
Jul 23, 2011

by VideoGames

dalstrs posted:

$100 mil is a small price to be your league's soap target.

bees everywhere
Nov 19, 2002

I found a cool thing I didn't know existed: Season 1 Overview

I love how Murbley Mighty Kittens only scored 2 goals but somehow managed to pick up the 6 points needed to avoid 8th place.

I have no idea what "most efficient" means but hurray for Poop!

bees everywhere fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Apr 18, 2021

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
Most inefficient, baby! Whooooooooo!

Rapner
May 7, 2013


I officially used up all my luck last season.

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
Started the season with 3 home games in a row. The only way from here is down, wooo!

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

Most inefficient, baby! Whooooooooo!

Same :hfive:

Dragongem
Nov 9, 2009

Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion
Well, today I experienced the value of having a really good freekick specialist.

Gooses and Geeses
Jan 1, 2005

OH GOD WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN?
Beaten three nil by illiterates. Oh dear!

Spyde
Mar 3, 2004

It's not personal, it's strictly business.

Gooses and Geeses posted:

Beaten three nil by illiterates. Oh dear!
That yellow and red card in the last 30 minutes though :argh:

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
I will never understand mangager ratings tbh.
Pick the right defensive style, prepare for the right formation of the opponent, win 3-0 away and get a three star rating.

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
Long live the indirect free-kick!

Rapner
May 7, 2013


Christ, 91 minute goal by Unicorn Power for yet another draw. Let's see how I go against my old rival ShadowIz to see if I can break the curse.

Uzh
Sep 27, 2003
Monkey lover

Rapner posted:

Christ, 91 minute goal by Unicorn Power for yet another draw. Let's see how I go against my old rival ShadowIz to see if I can break the curse.

The worst thing is that I should have won that game. I had the ball more and had more chances. Doesn't help if I don't score though.

Walamor
Dec 31, 2006

Fork 'em Devils!
The drat hobbits absolutely wrecked me. Never seen such a lopsided possession graph. Four goals in the first 36 minutes, seriously?



How many second lunches did you bribe them with?

bees everywhere
Nov 19, 2002

Just like last season, my teenage striker Ebbe continues to out-perform the other forwards who have over 2x his skill, better SQs and more minutes on pitch. Probably another coincidence but this game is funny sometimes. Anyway, see you next week Flayer!

Masonity
Dec 31, 2007

What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?
My players clearly went on strike in protest at not being in the top flight.

I don't know what's happened!

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
Ahh, back where we belong - last place in our division. Phew!

Elendil004
Mar 22, 2003

The prognosis
is not good.


I want to go back to the league where I was winning with ease.

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





There's nothing that exciting about a vanilla 17/5 Forward, but I will certainly take it.

Rapner
May 7, 2013


:parrot: The CURSE IS BROKEN. :parrot:

Norfolk Parish save NiC's Season posted:

Dramatic scenes today at the Norfolk-in-Chance change rooms, as Father Murray from Norfolk Parish was called in by the club to consult on their recent dismal performance.

It soon became clear that dark forces were at work around the club, and a curse was affecting their performance both on and off the field. To clear the bad juju, Father Murray prepared a blessing for each member of the team. All went well until Herea Canu, the clubs new star player, flinched away from the priest's holy water, and fled the clubhouse with a demonic scream.

Startled, the team promptly managed to get a hold onto the possessed Mr Canu and tied him to the goal posts while they figured out what to do. When Father Murray sprinkled the midfielder with holy water, it sizzed off his skin and thunder smote the sky.

Hours later, as the demonic screams rent the sky, Herea cried "YOUR DEFENDERS MOTHERS SCORE OWN-GOALS IN HELLLLL" as black smoke poured from his lips. He collapsed, lying still in the now silent goal square, with the future hopes of NiC's season laying in the balance.

Rapner fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Apr 27, 2021

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
What a load of rubbish, that was not the real result /Mourinho

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





I have used playmaker 3 times in this iteration of the league, they have been 3 different players, and all 3 times they have been marked. No other games has anyone on my team been marked.

Rapner
May 7, 2013


Nephzinho posted:

I have used playmaker 3 times in this iteration of the league, they have been 3 different players, and all 3 times they have been marked. No other games has anyone on my team been marked.

You've been massively unlucky, keep it up and you'll be good!

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord

Nephzinho posted:

I have used playmaker 3 times in this iteration of the league, they have been 3 different players, and all 3 times they have been marked. No other games has anyone on my team been marked.
Often people have a pattern to their "random" choices, I kept getting my formation guessed at one point for example. Over such a small sample size and with perceived advantages/disadvantages to certain choices a seemingly random choice can actually be quite predictable. For me the best method can be literally rolling a dice and accepting the answer it gives, even if the answer is something predictable, for something like playmaker choice (or to have none).

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





Flayer posted:

Often people have a pattern to their "random" choices, I kept getting my formation guessed at one point for example. Over such a small sample size and with perceived advantages/disadvantages to certain choices a seemingly random choice can actually be quite predictable. For me the best method can be literally rolling a dice and accepting the answer it gives, even if the answer is something predictable, for something like playmaker choice (or to have none).

That was literally what I did for the last iteration of the league (for playmaker, not for formation).

e; To be fair, my season has become less about winning and more about "can I get my 17/5 to double jump".

Nephzinho fucked around with this message at 13:42 on Apr 26, 2021

bees everywhere
Nov 19, 2002

:lmao: Twice in one season now, super-subs rescuing 3 points in the dying minutes. Cool and stamina are my new favorite SQs



Dragongem
Nov 9, 2009

Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion
yesss winning and my youth form is finally getting back in shape

Shadowlz
Oct 3, 2011

Oh it's gonna happen one way or the other, pal.



Rapner posted:

:parrot: The CURSE IS BROKEN. :parrot:

Ya gonna lose the next one doe.

Elendil004
Mar 22, 2003

The prognosis
is not good.


How long does a player w/ two yellows keep them like forever or I thought they dropped off after a time.

Rapner
May 7, 2013


Shadowlz posted:

Ya gonna lose the next one doe.

Almost certainly, yes.

Shadowlz
Oct 3, 2011

Oh it's gonna happen one way or the other, pal.



Elendil004 posted:

How long does a player w/ two yellows keep them like forever or I thought they dropped off after a time.

The whole season I'm pretty sure.

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Dragongem
Nov 9, 2009

Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion
I hate away games with 9/9 refs. Now three of my players are ineligible for my next game! Also killed my youth form.



Good set of games, Walamor!

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